Metamorphosis Complete

I don't know who said it but it's true. Only in America can a poor black boy grow up and become a rich white woman. Holy crap! He's even whiter than Speaker Blinky.

From PJ.

WTF?

The best part of this exchange is when Helen Thomas, the crazy old aunt of the White House press corp, jumps in. She says that she has never seen this level of control in the White House before. Even under Nixon. I guess she should know since she's been doing this for about 100 years.

Jane sent me this.

Yeah. Gibbs is a pussy.

Bad News

How 'bout that stimulus plan? It's really working out great isn't it? Unemployment just hit 9.5%. It's a 26 year high.

WASHINGTON – Employers cut a larger-than-expected 467,000 jobs in June and the unemployment rate climbed to a 26-year high of 9.5 percent. Workers also saw weekly wages fall, suggesting Americans will have little appetite to spend and the economy's road to recovery will be bumpy.

Wow! It's a good thing Jug Hussein Ears is saving all of them jobs otherwise we'd be over 10% unemployment.

President Barack Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said he is "deeply concerned" about unemployment and conceded that too many families are worried about "whether they will be next" to suffer an economic blow. He also expressed disappointment over the weak employment figures, acknowledging that "what we are still seeing is too many jobs lost."

And remember, he said that Congress needed to pass the porkulus bill or unemployment would go over 8%. They passed it. Unemployment is at 9.5%. I'm beginning to think we'd be better off if his TelePrompTer was running the country.

More bad news.

As we near the end of June, which is supposed to be one of the four biggest months for federal tax collections (January, April, and September are the others), it is clear that the serious receipts shortfalls are not only continuing, but have caused the March 20 projections of the administration and the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) to be outdated.

June and the other months have larger tax revenues because that is when SRF©s like me have to pay our estimated taxes. I'm paying less estimated taxes this year as are many other people. So guess what that is gonna do to JHE and the Dimocrat's projected $1.75 trillion dollar deficit? Betcha it's gonna wind up topping $2 trillion.

JHE and the Dimocrats now own this economy. They have controlled Congress since 2007. They now have control of the White House.

How's that "Hope and Change" working out for y'all? Anyone missing Bush and the Republicans yet? In another year the Carter administration will start looking good.

One Bad Assed Mistake America

What Liberals Believe

They actually believe these gun free zones work. Yannow people like "Reasonably happy non-mentaly challenged 40ish Democrat" Dude! It's "mentally". Your computer comes with a spell checker. Use it. I mean, your thought processes indicate that you are actually mentally challenged. Don't reinforce our belief by misspelling words. And the dude posted a link about some guy shooting up a place. Ban guns! Ban guns! Doctors kill more people per capita than guns. Should we ban doctors? Cars kill more people per capita than guns. Should we ban cars?

Anyway, all these signs do is tell the bad dudes that this is a target rich environment.

Camp Blownstar Update

Just heard from SuperGurl. We gots us some more Georgians coming. She also told me that she wants Jimbo to come and tell him there are hotels nearby. Without Jimbo, the Elderly Brothers will be a solo act. She also wants DanS to come.

I'll be hitting the road in two weeks.

Hard At Work

From Mark.

McCommie Back In The News

My readers just love to send me articles whenever my ex-Conresscritter, Cynthia McCommie does sumpin' stupid or newsworthy. The Atlanta Urinal and Constipation had a story about her this morning.

Israeli naval forces blockading Gaza have intercepted a ship whose passengers include former Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney.

It's a shame they didn't blow it out of the water.

Israeli forces on Tuesday intercepted the Greek-registered Arion in the Mediterranean Sea 23 miles off the Gaza coast, the BBC reported. The Arion was carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza, according to the U.S.-based Free Gaza Movement.

OK. All together now, let's shed a tear for all those poor people in Gaza and condemn all of those eee-vil Joooos.

Yannow, I could actully muster up some sympathy for the Paleostinians in Gaza if they weren't a bunch of barbarian savages. Let's see, Israel left Gaza. They left some state of the art greenhouses that the Paleostinians could use for agriculture. What did the barbarian savages do? They destroyed them.

What else did these booger eatin' moh-rons do? They started firing rockets at Israel from the land that Israel vacated.

The western world has thrown billions down this cesspool known as Palestine and what have these idiots done with the money? Improved the lot of their people? No. Either the leaders, like the corrupt Arafat, have siphoned off the money to enrich themselves or they have used it to buy weapons to use against Israel.

Let 'em starve. Let 'em live in squalor. Let 'em die. They've had numerous opportunities for peace, but they don't want peace. They want the destruction of Israel as does McCommie (and prolly Jug Hussein Ears). They've done it to themselves.

As Abba Eban once said, "The Palestinians have never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity."

Gold Meir: "There will be no peace until the Palestinians love their children more than they hate the Jews."

Once again, just like with Michael Jackson, my sympathy meter is pegged on zero.

Gun Control

From Catfish.

What if...

Many of my readers sent me this. It's sumpin' for all the liberals who have been lambasting Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler during the past eight years.

What If George W. Bush had ...

made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the Fifth of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potato as “proof” of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on “Earth Day”, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually “get” what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he is inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years and nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.

Cap And Trade

Joe sent me this.

I think I've figgered out how the gummint is gonna be going green. They're gonna take the green out of our wallets.

A Vent

The following was in today's Vent in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

Anyone charging $165 for a pair of jeans is a robber.

Let me fix that for this booger eatin' moh-ron.

Anyone charging paying $165 for a pair of jeans is a robber an idiot.

There. That's much better.

I used to buy nothing but Levi jeans since my mom bought me my first pair when I was a mere lad. I didn't like them because they were too big for me. She told me they would shrink. She also told me that these were the jeans that the big boys wore. She was right. Then she got pissed when they were what I wanted to wear all the time.

A few years back, I got pissed at Levi Straus and now I just go to Wal-Mart and buy Wranglers. They're cheaper and they wear just as well.

When IBM went business casual I started wearing Dockers. When I got pissed at Levi Straus I started buying my slacks at Wal-Mart as well. They're cheaper than Dockers.

I've got more important things to spend my money on than clothes. I spend it on stuff like dive gear, ski gear, wine, and travel.

This from a guy who used to wear Brooks Brothers suits.

It's All Chimpy's Fault

From Dick.

Fortunately since he has Pravda the LSM on his side, he'll get away with this. More people in this country care about Michael the pedophile's death than care about the economy killing cap and trade bill that passed in the House of Representatives. We're doing it to ourselves, America.

Post Turtle

Stolen from here.

The libs said this about Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler, but there are a lot of people who are starting to think this about Jug Hussein Ears as they come to their senses and realize that they have voted in a dude who is totally ub over his head. We are seeing the Peter Principle in action here as JHE his risen to his level of incompetence. Here is a dude who has accomplished nothing in his life and who is now the most powerful man in the world.

The Rasmussen Daily Tracking poll now has his approval index at -2. That means that more people strongly disapprove of the way he is reading his TelePrompTer performing his role as President than approve.

One Big Ass Mistake America.

A Favor

Doug Ross asked me to help him take down Steve Driehaus a rat bastard commie Dimocrat who ran as a fiscal conservative in a red district. He voted for the porkulus bill and cap and trade. One of the reasons this asshole got elected is because Republicans acted like rat bastard commies Dimocrats with their out of control spending and assholes like Steve Driehaus ran as fiscal conservatives. Like rat bastard commies Dimocrats could be fiscal conservatives. They're busy showing the country that when it comes to out of control reckless spending, Republicans are pikers. Anyway, at the request of Doug, I'm posting this Steve Driehaus widget.

This Solves One Problem

Got this from Dick.

"My wife likes it on top and I like it underneath" sounds like the solution to another problem. Now if they could only do sumpin' about that toilet seat problem. Of course, I have two solutions for that problem:

1. Check to see if it's up before sitting down. How hard is that?
2. Glue it down and we'll just piss all over the seat.

Bum Research

It's really amazing all the things gummint can think of to waste money on. For example. Got the link from Dick.

A CHEEKY artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls' bums.

I wonder if I could get a grant to study women's breasts?

Sue Williams was given the cash to "explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks".

She will create plaster cast moulds of women's behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.

Swansea-based Mrs Williams, 53, will also examine different racial attitudes towards bums in Europe and Africa. She said: "The project is taking on the issues around the bottom."

Emma Geliot from the Arts Council of Wales, which awarded the grant, said: "This produces a tee-hee response but there is a serious point."

There is? Well, I guess wasting £20,000 is serious. But we here in the states can top that.

The federal government is spending $423,500 to find out why men don't like to wear condoms, a project government watchdogs say is a nearly-half-a-million-dollar waste of taxpayer money.

If I tell them the answer will they give me half? They don't have to do all this research. All they have to do is ASK SOME MEN! I told my friend Cindy about this on Saturday and she thought I was making it up. Even she knew the answer.

Hyundai Ad

Maybe this is one reason that foreign cars are selling better than domestic.

From Ron.

Obamessiah

Since it's FOD, I think this is time for a timely post by Ron.

A paradigm some teachers use for wrestling literature into submission is a checklist for heroes. Students may not see many of the different strata of a great story. They might miss the symbolism or the message or how the story applies to their own lives or the lives of others. Now I'm not necessarily endorsing the checklist (often called the Monomyth as laid out by Joseph Campbell), and I'm certainly not saying it's the only way to get the most out of the layers of stories that twang something deep inside us but we can't quite articulate why they do so. Generally, though, stories of heroes which last from generation to generation tend to deal with many of the issues in this list:

Oracle of conflict
Significant birth (often miraculous)
Hiding of the child/exposure
Rescue and rustic rearing
Preparation and Meditation, withdrawal
Call to adventure
Departure on Quest
Road of Trials/Tests/Tribulations
Ritualized (often) death or scapegoating
Descent into the underworld
Rebirth
Atonement with father/god (apotheosis)

Think about it in terms of significant figures from history, and it after a while you begin to say, "Yeah, yeah . . . I see that. Yeah, it's just like Jesus, or King Arthur, or Oedipus, or Luke Skywalker."

Start with Jesus.
Foretold birth? Yes
Obscure or miraculous birth? Yes
Hiding of the child from fearsome authority? Yes
Rescue and rustic rearing by someone not directly related to him? Yes
Learning of skills from an old man or woman in a green-world setting? Yes
Involvement of mystical or magical powers or artifacts? Yes
Inner conflict, self-doubt, confusion about place in tribe/society? Yes
Trip to wilderness to escape and meditate? Yes
Hearing a call to do something, go somewhere, save someone? Yes
Begin a quest for some noble or magnificent goal? Yes
Encounter great tests involving powerful enemies or monsters? Yes
Suffer death or sacrifice to placate opposing powers? Yes
Descend into an alternate state or universe? Yes
Be reborn or vindicated as proof of an eternal truth? Yes
Bring great boon of magic, strength, knowledge, or wisdom to society? Yes
Be acknowledged as a redeemer or source of hope and change to a better life? Yes

Of course not every hero touches base with every step of the mythic hero's paradigm. But the more steps he matches in the process, the closer he is compared to those powerful figures which have made great impacts on our lives and strike a resonant chord deep in our collective subconsciousness.

I certainly don't compare our Precedent President with Jesus, or Arthur, or Moses, or Skywalker, but understanding how others might do it isn't difficult. From Monomyth to Obamamyth:

Was his birth foretold? Well, according to him it was. "I am the one we've been waiting for."
Was his birth obscure? Oh, at the very least. Particularly the where part.
Hiding the child from powerful enemies? Hard to tell, but from Kenya to Indonesia to Hawaii? Why?
Rustic rearing by a surrogate parent? Yep! Repeatedly. Hard to get more rustic than Indonesia.
Mystic or magical skills learned in a wildnerness? Hard to know, but the wildnerness part is clear.
Magical artifacts? I certainly think so; he'd never have been elected without black skin, his only visible asset and America's perverse guilt over the slavery issue.
Confusion about his place in the society? Certainly not hard to see this.
Hearing a call to adventure? The dangers of Chicago politics would certainly serve as adventure.
Go on a quest? To escape Chicago politics would be enough of a quest for most; he chose King of the World.
Travel a path of great tests, trials, and tribulations? Depends on how you look at it, but it ain't easy bein' green and gettin' the starting quarterback job.
Sacrifice and descent into an underworld? Remains to be seen. One can hope.
Rebirth as symbol of hope and change? For Kenyans and welfare blacks, oh, YES!

To me he's nothing but a posturing fraud, a newbie who came along at the right time with connections to vast sums of both sympathy and money. He'd never have made the national scene without racial loyalty, white guilt, Soros' money, and Winfrey's fawning. Not a hero, but a freak of circumstance.

Still, very easy to see how white-guilt liberals, inveterate Bush-bashers, nanny-staters, and kumbayassholes could see him as a savior, a redeemer, a messiah. He owes a great debt to Tiger Woods, by the way, as well as several other successful, articulate, reasonable racial hybrids, not to mention classy blacks such as Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington, who tirelessly chipped away at the lingering racism and class prejudice and societal memories to clear the stage for him.

Does he fit the monomyth schema? If you're into worshipping rock stars, bad boys, rebels, smiling opportunists, flash-in-the-pan wannabes, empty suits, liars, flip-floppers, and hypocrites, then the answer is "yes." But does he fit anywhere on the same page with Moses or Siegfried or Jesus or Arthur, or even a similarly artificial character such as Luke Skywalker? Yeah, like BocaBurgers, Olestra chips, and near beer belong with Big Macs, Pringles, and Dos Equis.

Honduras

Do ya want the lowdown on Honduras? Of so, go see my friend Fausta.

It's really easy to choose the right side in this conflict. Rat bastard commies Jug Hussein Ears and Thunder Rodent Thighs are on Zelaya's side and are calling for his restoration. That pretty much means we should go with their congress, their supreme court and the rule of law. And why is JHE speaking out on this? I thought we weren't supposed to "meddle" in other countries' affairs. That's what he told us about Iran.

Bonus Pun

I just remembered this pun from way way back in the 70's. You have to remember that for a while Farah Fawcett was married to Lee Majors and she was then known as Farah Fawcett Majors.

A college decided to create a course of study on designing plumbing made out of iron. Of course the students who took these courses were known as Ferrous Faucet Majors.

I said it was a bonus. I didn't say it would be good.

Line Of The Day

From a Willie Brown column. (scroll to the bottom) Got the link from Don Surber.

I got into a cab Friday, and the driver asked, "Was Michael Jackson a Republican?"

"I don't think so. Why?"

"He managed to knock both that two-timing South Carolina governor and that two-timing, Bible-thumping senator from Nevada off the front page. Republicans haven't gotten that much help from a black man since Sammy Davis Jr. hugged Richard Nixon."

Speaking of the pedophile's death overshadowing things, here is sumpin' Dick sent me about someone who died last week who was a real hero.

You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley ,11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.

You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you're not getting out. Your family is 1/2 way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.

Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn't seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it...

Ed Freeman is coming for you. He's not Medi-Vac, so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come. He's coming anyway.

And he drops it in, and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 2 or 3 of you on board. Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire, to the Doctors and Nurses.

And, he kept coming back.... 13 more times..... And took about 30 of you and your buddies out, who would never have gotten out.

Medal of Honor Recipient, Ed Freeman, died last Wednesday at the age of 80, in Boise, ID . . . May God rest his soul.

I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we sure were told a whole bunch about some Hip-Hop coward beating his "girlfriend"; and the passing of Farah Fawcett & Michael Jackson.

Two Trillion Bucks

In honor of FOD, here's Ol' Tennessee Ernie (Bless his pea picking little heart - How many of you remember that?)singing Two Trillion Bucks. Got it from Mike.

Monday Pun 6-29-2009

This one is from Richard.

A man was married and happy, but he had one complaint. His wife was always nursing sick birds. One day, he came home to find a robin coughing in the living room. In the dining room, a bluebird had its wing in a sling. He went to the kitchen, where he found his wife cuddling a half-frozen bird. "We've got to get these #*@#! birds out of here," he yelled. Replied his wife, "Please, dear,

Recycle Michael

It even rhymes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go here.

Sunday Metal

Wishbone Ash. A really good British band from the early 70's. Had two guitarists, Ted Turner and Andy Powell, who could play lead.

Here's Jailbait with a good example of twin leads playing together. Ted Turner had left and had been replaced by Laurie Wisefield.

They cut off about 5 seconds before the ending.

I've got their Live Dates album on vinyl and CD.

Don't Blame Me

David's opinion.

Mine too. And even more Americans on a daily basis. Wait until unemployment hits double digits in the near future.

New T-Shirt

From here. Buy it here.

The only hope for killing this bill, which will turn the Great Recession into the Great Depression is in the Senate. As for trading Congress? I wish. The American people have been so dumbed down in our socialist indoctrination centers gummint schools, that they believe in this global warming bullshit, just like the American people believed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act that only deepened the Great Depression was a good idea. If this bill passes, future generations looking back will wonder what we were thinking in passing this anti-growth legislation in the middle of a deepening recession.

Six RINOs voted for this abomination. Here they are:

Bono Mack R CA Aye
Castle R DE Aye
Kirk R IL Aye
Lance R NJ Aye
LoBiondo R NJ Aye
McHugh R NY Aye
Reichert R WA Aye
Smith (NJ) R NJ Aye

Three of them were from New Jersey. There are Republican Congresscritters from New Jersey? Who knew?

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is wising up. Got the link from Steve.

As the U.S. House of Representatives prepares to pass a climate-change bill, the Australian Parliament is preparing to kill its own country's carbon-emissions scheme. Why? A growing number of Australian politicians, scientists and citizens once again doubt the science of human-caused global warming.

Maybe it's time to move to Australia. They're more forthright in dealing with their Moo-slime population as well as in telling them that if they don't like Australian laws they can move back to Shitholestan.

Among the many reasons President Barack Obama and the Democratic majority are so intent on quickly jamming a cap-and-trade system through Congress is because the global warming tide is again shifting. It turns out Al Gore and the United Nations (with an assist from the media), did a little too vociferous a job smearing anyone who disagreed with them as "deniers." The backlash has brought the scientific debate roaring back to life in Australia, Europe, Japan and even, if less reported, the U.S.

But..but..but Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW told us the "debate was over" which is why he refuses to actually debate anyone.

In April, the Polish Academy of Sciences published a document challenging man-made global warming. In the Czech Republic, where President Vaclav Klaus remains a leading skeptic, today only 11% of the population believes humans play a role. In France, President Nicolas Sarkozy wants to tap Claude Allegre to lead the country's new ministry of industry and innovation. Twenty years ago Mr. Allegre was among the first to trill about man-made global warming, but the geochemist has since recanted. New Zealand last year elected a new government, which immediately suspended the country's weeks-old cap-and-trade program.

While we elected a Kenyan communist and a bunch of rat bastard commies to Congress. Who woulda thunk that we would move further to the left than France?

The collapse of the "consensus" has been driven by reality.

Sumpin' that the rat bastard commies Dimocrats have no conception of.

The inconvenient truth is that the earth's temperatures have flat-lined since 2001, despite growing concentrations of C02. Peer-reviewed research has debunked doomsday scenarios about the polar ice caps, hurricanes, malaria, extinctions, rising oceans. A global financial crisis has politicians taking a harder look at the science that would require them to hamstring their economies to rein in carbon.

But not here. This is an administration that doesn't believe in "letting a crisis go to waste" and they're about to manufacture a real crisis that will destroy the economy and destroy jobs and make even more people dependent on gummint. Rat bastard commies Dimocrats love poor people so much they're gonna create even more of them. The Republicans tried to put in an amendment that would curtail cap and trade if unemployment topped 15%. It was voted down by the rat bastard commies Dimocrats. What's the matter Dims? Are you afraid that this economy buster will send unemployment over 15%. I am.

Look on the bright side. You young people who voted for Jug Hussein Ears will get a chance to become members of another Greatest Generation as you get to live through another Great Depression which will prolly end like the first one did with a World War. This time, instead of fighting Japan and Germany, you'll get to fight against radical Islam.

Hope. Change. New Great Depression.

Saturday Bach

No guitar this week. Instead we have two girls on a giant keyboard.

From Frank.

The fugue used to be the ring tone on my cell until I got my new phone. It didn't come with that in its library. Bummer.

Saturday Blonde Joke

From Bolsman.

A striking blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object behind the counter, she asks, "What is that?"

The helpful store clerk responds, "Why, it's a thermos."

Still curious, the blonde asks, "What does it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," replies the clerk.

About this time I was expecting "How does it know?" ... GOC

So she buys one....

The next day, she brings her new thermos to work with her.

Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What's that shiny thingy?"

She replies with authority, "It's a thermos."

"Oh," says he, "And what's it do?"

"Well," says she, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

Then he asks, "So what do you have in there today?"

"Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle."

Saturday Boobage 6-27-2009

From Larry.

AOTW 6-26-2009

I'm gonna give it to Mark Sanford who took the Appalachian Trail to Argentina and destroyed his political career. He was talked about as a possible presidential candidate. Kiss that good-bye Mark! I guess he could run on the Dooshbag ticket along with John Edwards. They could have Elliot Spitzer as their Attorney General and Barney Frank as their Secretary of the Interior.

I gotta hand it to Sanford's wife. Unlike Thunder Rodent Thighs and Elizabeth Edwards, when she found out about the affair she kicked his ass out of the house. Now that is my idea of a strong woman.

Here's your award Mark.

The Answer Is...

From Dick.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Many readers sent me this.

(Reuters) - Two U.S. Democratic lawmakers want Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to relax recently tightened standards for mortgages on new condominiums, saying they could threaten the viability of some developments and slow the housing-market recovery, the Wall Street Journal said.

Now let me get this straight. Fanny and Freddie were forced by Dimocrat politicians to relax lending standards and made countless toxic loans which caused them to go broke. Now we have Dimocrat politicians who want to do this again? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Kinda like electing Dimocrats and expecting them to want a strong defense for this country.

So who are these Dimocrat politicians. Guesses? Anyone?

In a letter to the CEO's of both companies, Representatives Barney Frank, the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, and Anthony Weiner warned that a 70 percent sales threshold "may be too onerous" and could lead condo buyers to shun new developments, according to the paper.

Yeah. Barney Frank, the slobbering gay dude. One of the guys responsible for the sub-prime meltdown. One of the guys who had Fannie and Freddie relax standards to make loans to people unable to repay them and then denied it last fall. The guy who said Fannie and Freddy were in great financial shape last summer three months before they went down the tubes. Now this slobbering asshole wants to repeat that process.

Jesus H. Christ! WTF is wrong with you people in Taxachusetts who keep sending this buffoon to Congress?

ShamWow

MoK sent me this. NSFW! Language!

Jackson Humor

I just caught the tale end of sumpin' on the radio yesterday about Jackson and dying and I immediately hoped it was Jesse Jackson.

See. If I had made a joke like that about a conservative dying the left would be laughing their asses off.

Which, of course, brings up this old joke about Jesse Jackson.

Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson," that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a jet carrying the Rev. & Mrs. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Rimshot!

Back to Michael Jackson. Sorry, I cannot mourn his loss. He was a pedophile and a pervert. I never liked his music either as a member of the Jackson 5 or as a solo act. Eddie Van Halen did have an awesome solo on Beat it.

Remember this joke about Michael Jackson?

Only in America could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

It's amazing that he died at 50 because single white women live the longest in this country.

Sympathy Meter pegged at zero.