Fathers Day was celebrated in the gun free utopia known as Chicago.

Seven people were killed and at least 41 others were shot in violence that plagued Chicago over Father’s Day weekend.

Six of the fatalities and 13 other shootings occurred overnight Saturday leading into Father’s Day, including the fatal shooting of a 16-year-old boy.

On the Southwest Side, five people were shot, one fatally, in two shootings in the Little Village neighborhood.

At 10:50 p.m. Saturday 21-year-old Ricardo Herrera was killed and two others were shot in the 2500 block of South Ridgeway Avenue, police said.

The two injured were taken to Mount Sinai. Their condition was not immediately known.

And now I turn racist by pointing out that the south side of Chicago is mostly black. Yep. In all probability this is black on black crime, except maybe some Hispanics thrown in in the case of Ricardo Herrera, who is prolly Puerto Rican. Of course the self appointed black “leaders” like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton or Oblunder for that matter, who, if he had a son, “would look like Trayvon Martin” only care if it’s a white or a Hispanic who kills a black dude. Blacks killing blacks or blacks killing whites and Hispanics appear to be OK.

And I guess it’s racist joke time. What is the definition of mass confusion? Fathers Day in the ‘hood.

Sent to me by many readers.

Heh.  My sister sent me a link to this post.

Remember the 2008 election? Democrats in and out of the media told us that McCain was old and it was possible that he could die in office, leaving Sarah Palin as president. The horror!

Well imagine that McCain had not self-destructed, become president and died, leaving Palin as president.

Beginning on day one:

• Palin would not have dismissed the Black Panther intimidation lawsuit that the government had already won.
• Palin would not have seized two auto companies and give them to her cronies in and out of the UAW.
• Palin and her supporters would not be claiming that her opponents were racists for disagreeing with her policies.
• Palin would not have tried to block Boeing from building a factory in South Carolina as a gift to her union buddies in Washington state.
• Palin would not have toured the world apologizing for America.
• Palin’s Homeland Security Department would not have classified patriots as security threats.
• Palin would have expanded oil and gas exploration on federal lands instead of reducing it, make the US even less dependent on foreign oil.

Per the last, Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade likes to claim that oil production has increased on his watch. It has increased despite his policies not because of them. Oil production on federal lands is drastically down under his administration. I believe it is at a ten year low.

Read the rest.

Two more from me.

Palin would not have said that the police “acted stupidly” in the Gates case.

Palin would not have said that if she had a son “he would look like Trayvon Martin.”

What a fun game!

I haven’t posted one from my friend Richard in a while.

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”

“No, I’m sorry,” replied the bartender.  (more…)

This week’s uninformed voter joke is from Joe.

More tan lines from Pres.
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Lots and lots of assholiness this week. As usual, we have Obungler and Holder. Turns out Mueller, the head of the FBI is Sgt. Schultz and knows nuttin’. Clapper lied his ass off.

Bill Cosby thinks we should be more like Mooslimes. Sure Bill. Let’s become 7th Century savages, put our women in burlap bags and treat them like cattle. While we aren’t consummating a marriage with a ten your old girl let’s genitally mutilate her. And then we can strap a bombbelt on and blow ourselves up in a crowd of innocent women and children, or better yet, fly airliners into buildings. Let’s be more like Mooslimes. You first Bill. Thanks to AlphaDelta for the link to that bit of insanity.

Dave suggested Chad Johnson, AKA Chad Ochocinco who thinks that’s how you say 85 in Spanish. He was facing a domestic violence charge. His attorney had negotiated a no-jail plea deal with the prosecutor. It was in the bag until Johnson appeared in court today to finalize his sentence, where he playfully gave his male attorney a slap on the backside in front of the judge. The courtroom broke out in laughter. The judge, a female, was not amused. Deal revoked…30 days in jail. Sometimes one has to pay the price of being a major league asshole.

But I’m gonna give it to Toejam’s candidate.

We’ve all heard of gun buybacks, but how about a toy gun buyback? Strobridge Elementary School in Hayward, California will host a toy gun buyback this Saturday. Children who turn in their toy guns will be entered for a chance to win a bicycle, so it’s less of a buyback and more like an expensive raffle.

Charles Hill, the school’s principal, explained, “Playing with toys guns, saying ‘I’m going to shoot you,’ desensitizes them, so as they get older, it’s easier for them to use a real gun.”

The event, dubbed Strobridge Elementary Safety Day, will feature a Hayward police officer talking about gun and bicycle safety.

While playing with realistic video games where people get shot and blown up does not desensitize kids? Back when I was a kid we played with cap pistols. That didn’t desensitize kids my age. In grade school, on Halloween, we could come to school in costume. We would come as cowboys with toy guns. That didn’t make me or my friends want to run out and kill people for real.

But not everybody is convinced that the buyback is a good idea. “Having a group of children playing cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians is a normal part of growing up,” said Yih-Chau Chang of the pro-gun group Responsible Citizens of California. “While the intentions are obviously good on the part of the school administration, this doesn’t really educate children about guns or gun safety. Guns are used in crimes, but they are more often used in defensive ways which prevent violent crime from occurring in the first place.”

He also points out that toy guns are so visually different from real guns that vilifying toy guns won’t have much of an impact.

Nice to see someone has some common sense.

Hill disagrees. “Some of the guns I’ve confiscated, if they’re stuck down in a waistband, the average person would think it’s a real gun,” he said. “I could easily see one of our sixth-graders wanting to fake out someone at a 7-Eleven by walking in there. They would think it’s funny, but it could turn into tragedy.”

I’ll tell you the real tragedy: We have idiots like this dude running a school. He’s obviously a booger eatin’ moh-ron. He’s also the AOTW.

Rrddbb sent me this one. He must be a racist for sending me this just as I’m a racist for posting it.

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There are so many of them that we must just assume he’s lying every time he opens his mouth. Like this one from his first inaugural address.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals,

Translated: Fuck our ideals. I’m president. I can do anything I want. Constitution? We don’t need no steenkin’ Constitution! Bush shredded it and now I’m using it as toilet paper. And what’s more, we’re not gonna look for terrorism in mosques because I love Islam. Our biggest threat is from the Tea Party. They’re the real terrorists.

Thanks to Sean for sending me the image.

Here’s Bill Quick on our ruling class lying to us.

Right up front, I don’t believe them. These people lie. It is in their genetic code. From top to bottom and front to back, they lie: They lie to themselves, they lie to each other, and they lie to us. And when they get caught, when their lies get exposed, they lie harder.

Lying is bi-partisan. On immigration the GOP is gonna do the same thing they always do. They’ll agree to amnesty in exchange for securing the border in the far distant future, which means never. Reagan fell for this back when he was president. It’s just like when Dimocrats promise spending cuts in the future for tax increases now. We get the tax increases but no spending cuts.

We’re doomed!

For someone who’s not a Mooslime Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade sure seems to act like one. Where would you most likely look to find terrorists? Who performs the most acts of terrorism? As of this date 21049 acts of terrorism since 9/11? Why it’s Mooslimes. And where do they congregate? In mosques. So wouldn’t you think that might be a place to look for them? Not to the Oblunder administration. Mosques are off limits. Thanks to Heironymus for the link.

Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won’t snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.

Makes perfect sense to me just like the TSA refusing to profile Mooslimes and instead pats down little old ladies and children.

That’s right, the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.

Hmmmm! The Boston bombers were Mooslimes but I’m sure that had nuttin’ to do with why they planted the bombs that killed and maimed innocent people in Boston.

Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.

Who makes up this body, and how do they decide requests? Nobody knows; the names of the chairman, members and staff are kept secret.

Prolly staffed by Mooslimes as part of the Mooslime outreach program of this administration.

We do know the panel was set up under pressure from Islamist groups who complained about FBI stings at mosques. Just months before the panel’s formation, the Council on American-Islamic Relations teamed up with the ACLU to sue the FBI for allegedly violating the civil rights of Muslims in Los Angeles by hiring an undercover agent to infiltrate and monitor mosques there.

Isn’t it amazing. The ACLU hates every religion with the exception of atheism (to the professional atheists atheism is a religion) and that noted “religion of peace”, Islam.

Before mosques were excluded from the otherwise wide domestic spy net the administration has cast, the FBI launched dozens of successful sting operations against homegrown jihadists — inside mosques — and disrupted dozens of plots against the homeland.

It’s more important not to offend Mooslimes than it is to save lives.

If only they were allowed to continue, perhaps the many victims of the Boston Marathon bombings would not have lost their lives and limbs. The FBI never canvassed Boston mosques until four days after the April 15 attacks, and it did not check out the radical Boston mosque where the Muslim bombers worshipped.

The bureau didn’t even contact mosque leaders for help in identifying their images after those images were captured on closed-circuit TV cameras and cellphones.

One of the Muslim bombers made extremist outbursts during worship, yet because the mosque wasn’t monitored, red flags didn’t go off inside the FBI about his increasing radicalization before the attacks.

This is particularly disturbing in light of recent independent surveys of American mosques, which reveal some 80% of them preach violent jihad or distribute violent literature to worshippers.

What other five-alarm jihadists are counterterrorism officials missing right now, thanks to restrictions on monitoring the one area they should be monitoring?

Good question. Fortunately, they’re monitoring our phones and e-mail so violent Tea Party groups won’t be able to commit any acts of terrorism.

We are doomed!