Fracking Video

I saw the following video over at The Blogmocracy. Just remember, the environmental movement has been taken over by the rat bastard commies. They want our country and our economy to fail. They would be happy for the rest of us to go live in caves. Meanwhile, they would live like Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW who uses the same amount of electricity in just one of his mansions in a month as a family of four does in a year. I’ll start worrying about global warming climate change when the people worried about it start acting like they are and lead by example. Won’t happen.

The rat bastard commies at Moveon.org are against fracking as well. That should tell you all you need to know. I just got an email from them yesterday to sign an anti-fracking petition. I replied that they are a bunch of luddites and should go live in a cave somewhere.

Just like we get to observe socialism versus capitalism in action like North Korea versus South Korea. Or back before the Berlin Wall fell, East Germany versus West Germany, we can now observe fracking versus not fracking between two states side by side. New York is against it. Pennsylvania is for it. Wonder which state will have the better economy?

More Of Obunglers “Sons”

You remember Obeauzseau saying that if he had a son, “he would look like Trayvon”, dontcha? Here are some more “sons” for him. I’ve covered this story before. This is an update sent to me by Jon.

BRUNSWICK, Ga. (AP) — It was a tiny bullet that took the short life of Antonio Santiago.

He had learned to walk, but not yet talk, when he was killed March 21, six weeks after his 1st birthday. He was strapped in his stroller, out for a walk with his mother a few blocks from their apartment near the Georgia coast, when someone shot the boy between the eyes with a .22-caliber bullet the size of a garden pea.

Too bad he was white and shot by a black dude, so the story didn’t get much coverage unlike the coverage St. Trayvon of Skittles got. I read this quote somewhere: Only in America could a brown man shoot a black man and a white person would be blamed. Remember, Oboner is just as white as George Zimmerman.

The teenager charged as the shooter is scheduled to stand trial next week in a courthouse far from the scene of the crime. Because of public outrage and news coverage, a judge has moved 18-year-old De’Marquise Elkins’ trial 325 miles away, to the suburbs outside Atlanta. Jury selection starts Monday at the Cobb County courthouse in Marietta. Superior Court Judge Stephen Kelley has set aside two weeks for the trial.

Elkins faces life in prison if convicted of murder. His age spared him a possible death sentence. At the time of the shooting he was 17, too young to face capital charges in Georgia.

When Elkins shot little Antonio Santiago – some stories have have last name as West- he is mixed race – he was the same age of St. Trayvon. I imagine if this story was being covered nationally we would see a picture of Elkins when he was thirteen and he would be described as a choirboy.

Police say the motive was as banal as the slaying of a toddler was shocking. Investigators concluded that Antonio was killed during an attempted street robbery as his mother, Sherry West, was strolling home with the child from the post office. West said a gunman demanding cash shot her baby in the face after she told him she had no money.

“He kept asking, and I just said, ‘I don’t have it,'” West told the Associated Press the day after the slaying. “And he said, ‘Do you want me to kill your baby?’ And I said, ‘No, don’t kill my baby!'”

West was shot in the leg, and another bullet grazed her ear. Witnesses called 911 and rushed to her aid. None saw the shooting, but they watched as West tried to revive her son using CPR. “No, the baby’s not breathing,” one caller told a 911 operator.

Police say Elkins had an accomplice, 15-year-old Dominique Lang, who has told investigators Elkins fired the gun. Lang also is charged with murder but will be tried later. He’s expected to be a key witness against Elkins.

Another one of Obumbler’s sons. Or was it Obummer thirty-five years ago? This is why we white people lock our cars when we see black dudes. Life is cheap in the black community.

Both prosecutors and Elkins’ defense attorneys declined to comment before the trial, citing a gag order by the judge. The boy’s mother also declined to talk.

But if she did talk she would say, “He’s always been a good boy. I don’t know how this could have happened.”

Kevin Gough, a public defender who is Elkins’ lead attorney, has strongly suggested in pretrial motions that the real killers are the child’s own parents.

If that proves to be true, which I doubt, then this story will get national coverage. Otherwise, ho hum, just some more black on white crime, nothing to see here, move along.

Triumf Of Edukashon

Ron and others sent me this photo.

justise

She did spell Trayvon correctly. Thirteen sons? Thirteen potential Trayvons? Thirteen potential gangbanger thugs? Whaddya wanna bet she’s on welfare? Whaddya wanna bet her thirteen “suns” have multiple daddies? Whaddya wanna bet none of the sperm donors live with her? Whaddya wanna bet most of her “suns” will spend time in jail? Whaddya wanna bet that it will be blamed on racism? After all, we’re always told what nice boys these thugs are.

Once again, I have a policy that would eliminate a lot of poverty and crime in this country within two generations. Go on welfare, get sterilized. If you can’t afford to raise your children without gummint assistance, you will have to quit having children. This goes for black, white, and brown. It’s ridiculous that we subsidize poverty by paying low class people to have children they cannot afford. I was having this discussion with some bloggers and one of the females asked, “What about the men?” All right. If you are a sperm donor with multiple baby mamas that you cannot support, you get sterilized as well.

This would work. Too bad it won’t happen.

We’re doomed!

Joke Of The Day

Randy sent me this one.

How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

It is not Barack Obama who will change the light bulb. We are the change our light bulb has been waiting for.

While I’m not sure of the exact number, I am sure it could only happen if the instructions appear on a teleprompter.

Trick question – light bulbs are banned.

None. Changing light bulbs is above his pay grade.

None. The light bulb has to hope for the change.

Who needs light bulbs? His halo provides all the light he needs.

None. A Guy Who Just Lives in his Neighborhood will blow it up with a pipe bomb

Light bulbs??!!! How dare you! Obama IS the light!

None, CNN does it for him

How To Identify The Mentally Bewildered

Ron sent me this along with these comments.

But then again there is much that I do not understand about the psyche of certain segments of Murkan society, such as electing Slick — TWICE — and Soetoro — TWICE — and preparing to put Shrillary into the Oval Office BEHIND the desk this time.

insane

Monday Pun

Daniel made up this pun and sent it to me.

Joe and Mary are starving and have been reduced to eating whatever they can get their hands on. (Thanks Obummer economy! – GOC) One day Joe brings in a plateful of dead flies. Mary is repulsed. “You’ve got to be kidding!”

Joe tells her “This is gonna help you stomach the flies” and brings out a packet of Tums.

“Tums will help?” asks Mary incredulously.

“Of course!” Joe says. “Everyone know that…” (more…)

Sunday Metal 8-18-2013

Now, a metal version of Vivaldi’s Summer which was sent to me by Claudia.

She’s only 14 years old! I’ve seen her play Eddie Van Halen’s Eruption on YouTube. The only knock I have against her is that she doesn’t show any emotion, especially on Eruption. See for yourself. If I could play half as well as she can I’d be sporting a shit eating grin.

Saturday Guitar 8-17-2013

The return of Saturday Guitar. Claudia wrote me how much she missed Saturday Guitar, so I’m gonna bring it back. Don’t know if it will be permanent, temporary, or intermittent. Here’s an acoustic guitar version of the Summer Movement of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.

Uninformed Voter Joke

Willie sent me this one.

This is the story of an uninformed voter flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I support Obama.”

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio…. “Repeat after me: Our Father. Who art in Heaven……….”