Didja hear about this?

Lincoln was a Dimocrat? When did this happen? I guess this fits the narrative that Republicans are white supremacists. They’re not. It was the Dimocrat Party that was for slavery, not the Republican Party. Lincoln, who was a Republican, freed the slaves, not Dimocrats. It was Dimocrats who passed Jim Crow laws, not Republicans. Bull Connor was a member of the Dimocrat National Committee. It was Eisenhower, a Republican, who had to send troops to Arkansas to enforce integration when Orville Faubus, a Dimocrat, would not let blacks enter a school.

Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW was the son of Albert Gore Sr. who was a staunch segregationist. Pope Albert claimed that his father had voted for civil rights. He lied through his teeth. His father voted against every civil rights bill that was brought up in the Senate.

Robert Byrd of West Virginia, a Dimocrat, was a Kleagle of the KKK. The KKK was the terrorist wing of the Dimocrat Party. It was Dimocrats who burned crosses, bombed schools, and murdered civil rights workers, not Republicans.

It wasn’t until Lyndon Johnson passed his Great Fucking Society that the Dimocrat Party pivoted on a dime and were all of a sudden for civil rights. They have now successfully bribed a voting block to reliably vote Dimocrat. And what has the Dimocrat Party done for poor blacks? It has kept them poor and uneducated and living in inner city ghettos riddled with crime and drugs. It has destroyed the black family that survived through Jim Crow and segregation. Now, with the policies implemented by Dimocrats the illegitimacy rate among blacks is over 75%. Three out of every four babies are born out of wedlock and black mothers start downloading rugrats at an early age. There are many grandmothers in the inner city who are in their early thirties. We have babies having babies with nary a sperm donor to be seen. That is the legacy of the Dimocrat Party. Multi-generational welfare. Keep ’em poor, uneducated, dependent upon gummint, and reliably voting for Dimocrats and the policies that keep them that way.

Lincoln, a Republican, freed the slaves. Dimcrats enslaved blacks.

The state of education in this country is so bad, most of the people who see this sign will prolly believe that Lincoln was a Dimocrat.

I also saw a visual on MSNBC a few weeks back that said Lincoln was a Dimocrat. Of course, NBC/MSNBC have lost any credibility as a news organization from the editing of the Zimmerman 911 tapes to make him out as a racist to giving noted RWPP Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton his own television show.

This is what happens when you turn education over to the liberals progressives rat bastard commies. They revise history to say what they want it to say. The next thing you know, they’ll be saying that Ronald Reagan, who won the Cold War, was a Dimocrat.

Nothing these assholes do surprises me anymore.

Heironymus sent me a link to Obummercare site. It works better than the real thing. Just keep clicking on Next.

z sent me this one.

I’d be pissed too. Chewie is much better looking than Moochelle.

This is an old joke Walt sent me updated to reflect Obummercare.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. He does so rather embarrassed and with care as her looks have caused him to have an erection

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks,” What are they doing in there”?

The nurse responds, ” They’re preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obummercare.”

Every week, I pick out some booger eatin’ moh-ron or some person intent on destroying this country and give him or her the coveted AOTW Award. I got an email from another blogger and he decided he’s gonna take the high road and give out an Hero of the Week Award. Here is his latest hero of the week

I was gonna post sumpin’ about Tennessee State Senator Brian Kelsey, but I’ll let this blogger do it.

My buddy press sent me this one.

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Amy sent me this one.

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of an old green John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently
slides off, first, the right strap of his overalls, followed by the
left. He then hunches his shoulders forward, and, in a classic
striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing
a frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?”

“Jeez, Cletus, ya’ scared the crap outta’ me!” says Billy Bob. Then,
obviously embarrassed, he says, “Me and the old lady been having
trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested … (more…)

Saw this on Palladia last night and thought it would make a good Sunday Metal.

Air on a G string.

Jim sent me this uninformed voter joke. Go here. and listen to this uninformed voter who has been slapped in the face by reality. Some of the story follows.

“My budget is already maxed out as tight as it can be right now. I don’t have much disposable income,” she told CNBC. “I guess I’ll have to cut out my gym membership, my healthy eating—the very things that keep me out of the hospital to begin with.”

Until now, Irwin has taken a self-described, “high-risk, high-yield” approach to her health, typically visiting the doctor three to five times a year. Each visit runs her $109, covering basic lab tests, X-rays and consultations. Adding it all up at the end of the year, Irwin said her annual health-related expenses are about $650, composed of multiple one-time payments per visit to the clinic.

But what has Obummercare done to this uninformed voter?

According to an expense calculator on the Obamacare website, Irwin said she’ll now pay $2,512 after the government tax credit subsidy. And that’s not including co-pays, which Irwin predicts will amount to roughly $300, assuming she’ll continue to visit the doctor three to five times a year.

All said and done, Irwin said Obamacare coverage adds an annual $2,162 to her health-related costs.

“Being mandated to pay? I was hoping for something, better coverage than what I’m getting on my own now,” she said. “And it looks like I’ll be paying for a service that I may never reap the benefits of in a year, because I’m young and healthy.

“And If I actually do, I may be paying co-pays on top of that.”

What a tool! I fart in your direction uninformed Obungler voter. I’m also laughing my ass off as you’ve screwed yourself. You’re getting exactly what you voted for, good and hard. But you did help elect a black president and that was the hip and cool thing to do.

Karma is a bitch. Elections have consequences.