I’m not gonna watch the State of the Union tonight. it’s gonna be another campaign speech by Obungler. One of the things he’s gonna read off his TelePrompTer will be inequality. One thing you can be sure of when a
liberal progressive rat bastard commie starts speaking about inequality, he doesn’t mean lifting poor people up, but dragging rich people down so they can share the misery of all the poor people his policies have created. This will be a fairly long read so get a cup of coffee, kick back, and enjoy yourself. Here’s Ron interspersed with comments by me.
So, about one human gestation period from now, the US two-party system will spit up a lot of noise, spin up a lot of dust, and spit out a lot of money on candidates for the mid-term elections. Unless the mortally wounded ACA experiences a miraculous cure and the severely injured economy finds a wonder drug to shake off its persistent and massive Obaminfection, the House will remain in “conservative” hands.
You left out the Stupid Party fucking up and imploding like they are capable of doing. Missouri was a slam dunk for the Republicans defeating the odious Claire McCaskill until they nominated an idiot like Todd Akin. McCaskill was so intent on running against him that her campaign gave money to him during the Republican primary. And let’s not forget McRINO and his Minime Little Lindsay Graham. With “Republicans” like them who needs Dimocrats? Then they nominated Mitt Romney, who was far more qualified to be president than Obumbler, but was the only person who could not run against Obummercare since it was modeled after Romneycare.
Thirty-four (or maybe it’s thirty-five) Senate seats will be on the ballots, and in order to gain the majority there, Republicans need to pick up at least 6 more from the left than they have now. One might think that given the sluggish economy, the lack of trust in top-level leadership, and the dangerously low poll numbers for Oblamebush, that shouldn’t be particularly difficult.
Except for the Stupid Party. See Todd Akin and Christine O’Donnell.
If conservatives take the Senate and keep the House, El Precedente’s last two years of illegal residence in the White House will be very busy, and he’ll wear out that pen he’s so proud of vetoing a constant flood of bills rushing across the Oval Office desk designed to reverse the damages to the republic of his ill-advised policies and executive orders.
How’s that Arab Spring working out for ya? Benghazi? Quoth Thunder Rodent Thighs “What difference does it make?”
But if past history is any indicator, less than half the eligible voters will actually cast ballots, and most will vote out of habit, roughly 45% Democrat 45% Republican with the rest being non-aligned independents who will make up their minds based on the last paycheck, the last welfare check, or the last unemployment check.
I believe there are 6 red state Dimocrat senators up for reelection. I predict that at least three of them will be reelected even though they voted for Obummercare. Why? Keep reading.
In other words, although great numbers of people say we need to “throw the bums out,” what they really mean is “keep my guy and throw out all the other lousy bastards.” So although what I’d really like to watch is a referendum on Soetoro, I predict that what we’ll see (in addition to ballots from long-dead Democrats and “lost” absentee ballots and “faulty voting machines” in critical precincts) is a fairly close, almost too close to call, thumbs up on the status quo in much of the country.
And remember, Dimocrats will keep demanding recounts until they “find” enough votes for their candidate to win like with Gregoire in Washington and Franken in Minnesota. Then, there will be no more recounts. As an aside here, I watch The Good Wife, because I think Juliana Marguilies is one hot MILF. Yeah, she’s had some surgery on her face but her surgeon did a good job and didn’t botch it like surgeons have done on other actresses like Mary Tyler Moore. Anyway, her husband is an Illinois Republican who won the election for governor but one of his campaign workers stuffed the ballot box in one of the precincts. They got that wrong. In Illinois, it’s the Dimocrats who steal elections. One of my friends told me that his father in Chicago voted Republican until he died. In the past three elections, he’s voted Dimocrat.
And that means, of course, a bright and steady green light for Hillary to damn the Benghazis and full speed into the arena. Meanwhile, the RNC will work feverishly to find a RINO to hem and haw and go through the motions of a campaign destined to lose in the end to DNC propaganda and smear tactics.
Remember, telling the truth about a Dimocrat politician is called Swiftboating in honor of Flipper’s peers in Viet Nam telling the truth about his military service. (Someone on the left has already called telling the truth about the new “feminist icon” Wendy Davis is Swiftboating.) By the way, where are those military records Flipper promised to share? Have you ever noticed that the
LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party demands that Republican candidates share their tax records, academic records and everything else about their lives while giving Dimocrats a pass? Harry Reid demanded that Romney show us his tax records while refusing to make public his own tax records. Hypocrisy, they name is Horrible Harry. We knew more about Sarah Palin three weeks after McRINO made her his running mate than we’ll ever know about Oblunder. Electing a black president was much more important than actually finding anything out about him.
Several men over the past 50 years have made tremendous strides in dismantling the American people’s trust in the presidency. LBJ started it with his lies and strong-arm tactics and thinly disguised voter-buying scheme (AKA The “Great Society”) which he said would “have those niggers voting Democrat for the next 200 years.”
And, he didn’t sell his War On Poverty by showing us inner city poverty. Nope! He and the
LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party (Yep! They were every bit as biased back then. They just did a better job of hiding it. After all, this was before the internet and Fox News when they had a monopoly on their propaganda.) took us to Appalachia and showed us poor white people. These were the people who were gonna be helped out by the War on Poverty. This was also when the black family was intact and illegitimacy among blacks was very low. The Great Fucking Society broke up the black family (and white families as well) and gave us over 70% illegitimacy in the black community. If the KKK wanted to destroy the black family and institutionalize poverty among blacks, they could not have done a better job than today’s Dimocrat Party. Remember, the KKK was the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party so it doesn’t surprise me what Dimocrats have done to blacks, and the booger eatin’ moh-rons in the black ghettos keep voting for more of the same. Gimme my welfare check! Gimme my Section 8 housing! Gimme my food stamps! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! I’m entitled because my ancestors were slaves. They should get down on their knees and thank God or Allah (depending on their religion) that their ancestors were brought here as slaves and they’re not living in African slums.
Then came Nixon, the paranoid jerkwad who actually thought he could lie his way out of a scandal like a Clinton or a Soetoro.
Remember, it was three honorable Republican senators who went to the White House and asked Nixon to resign for the good of the country. The Dimocrats don’t have three honorable senators, nor an honorable president, for that matter. The red state Dimocrats running for reelection will lie about fixing or repealing Obummercare and their constituents will be dumb enough to believe them. I’m talking to you Arkansas, Louisiana, and Alaska.
Carter, of course, proved that his mother was absolutely right when she said, “When I look at my children, sometimes I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’”
Slick Willy, a glad-handing partier and girl-chasing philanderer, occasionally took time off from his extracurricular activities to cut enough defense spending and sell enough government land to balance the budget. Blaming him for seeking affection and sexual release outside the marital bed becomes difficult, however, when considering the personality of his legal life partner.
It shows how low his standards are that he fathered a child with Thunder Rodent Thighs and tried to nail (I was taken to task by a reader who told me BJ didn’t actually nail Paula.) Paula Jones. He was the most powerful man in the world and he settled for BJ’s from a chubby intern?
I was taken to task by a reader who informed me that BJ diodn’t actually nail Paula Jones.
Then of course poor Dubya, at whom economics threw the dotcom bubble which it burst over his head, followed by bin Laden who threw jumbo jets at the World Trade Center, and capped off by Katrina who made him look almost as bad as Nagin and Landrieu, who told Nawlins not to worry ‘cause the levees could handle it and the buses were ready if needed.
Mayor Asshole (who got reelected) and Governor Useless (who didn’t get reelected) Nawlins was a chocolate city and Nagin was black. Whites voting for whites are racists. Blacks voting for blacks aren’t. Got that?
And finally we got a foreigner with all the patriotism of Tokyo Rose, the diplomatic aplomb of Don Rickles, and the managerial skill of Moe Howard. His major achievement to date has been the Affordable Care Act, with which he will forever be identified, and which came out of the starting gate like a beached whale.
A beached whale can be saved. Obummercare can’t.
It’s doubtful that the US presidency can ever recover from the series of direct hits inflicted by that wrecking crew. And as for improving race relations, Soetoro’s administration has improved things about the same way that ipecac improves Hawaiian Punch. Clinton was elected twice, and so was Soetoro – what does that say about the American voter?
You can fool some of the people all of the time. I call them uninformed voters.
It’s come to the point that any person who publicly announces a desire to become US president thereby automatically disqualifies himself for the position. And anyone who wants the job so badly as to spend two full years and millions of dollars campaigning for it most certainly should never be allowed to acquire it.
I’m afraid that after the debacle of Mitt Romney, who was by far the most qualified person to seek the job in the last genelec, no qualified person in his right mind would want the job even if it were offered to him as a gift. You can’t really win in that fishbowl; any success you might have would be measured only by the depth of your overall failure in the eyes of the critics and the mass media.
Fortunately for us, when the inept and unqualified Kenyan first schmoozed and putted backwards into the place, all other countries in the world were in as bad shape as we were. Had the old Soviet Union still been intact, we’d probably have been toast within the first two years. As it was, the timing was exactly right for us to survive an ignorant moron at the helm.
After Johnson, most Dimocrats wanted to surrender to the Soviet Union. Starting with Viet Nam, their supporters in Hollywood have rooted for the other side. They derided the Strategic Defense Initiative and called it Star Wars and called Reagan a cowboy. All it did was win the Cold War which they wanted us to lose. They were on the wrong side of history just like they, and a lot of politically correct Republicans, are on the wrong side of history with regards to militant Islam. I fear it will take an American city being nuked to wake up the country and to finally put aside the myth that Islam is a “religion of peace”. It never was and it never will be. And now with the resurgence of Russia, Obungler and the Dimocrats want us to lose to them just like they wanted us to lose to them during the Cold War.
And if we could read Soetoro’s private thoughts, I’m convinced we’d find out that he never actually wanted the JOB, merely the power and perks and attention that come with the title. He simply doesn’t seem to realize that the honors, the influence, the twenty-one-gun salutes, the Secret Service protection, they’re not for him personally; they’re for the Presidency.
We’ve all heard that you can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps. In that same vein, you can tell a lot about a president by the class and caliber of the campaign he runs to get there. Equivocation, bribery, double-dealing, cheating, lying, and intimidation do not exactly equate to the smooth operation of a successful administration.
The Presidency is NOT an entry-level part-time job one gets through payoffs and fraud. Neither is it a rite of passage in self-discovery, a period when one’s principles and values “evolve” as Soetoro says his have done over the past 5 years. And by NO means should it be seen as an on-the-job-training position. Junior senators have no business running for PotUS, especially if they weren’t raised in America.
I don’t believe that Barack Hussein Obama will go gracefully into PotUS Emeritus status. Bush has been classy and refused to criticize his successor even though he was constantly under fire from him for poor judgment and bad policies. I believe Soetoro will rant and rave about anyone who follows him, especially if it’s a conservative Republican.
In fact, I predict that somewhere along the line he’ll make a remark similar to this one (not these words, but this idea): My biggest regret is that I did not develop enough control over the Congress and the Supreme Court to ensure that I would be President for Life.
It all looks like fun and games from the safety of the Senate or a state governor’s office until you get there and realize that LBJ was right: “The Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hailstorm. You’ve got to just stand there and take it.” Of course when the stress and pain seem absolutely unbearable, you can always remind yourself that it could be worse – you could be a single mother living in a disaster area created by multiple successive liberal administrations, like Detroit.
Hey, Presidentin’s hard, guys. Don’t believe me? Just check this guy’s report card:
The real question people need to ask themselves after the platitude assault and wealth-redistribution scheme they’ll hear tonight is — Are you better off than you were 5 years ago? The greatest, most patriotic speech Soetoro could give tonight is, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m just not very good at doing things in the real world, so effectively this evening I resign from the office of President of the United States and offer my apologies for being a self-centered, worthless, race-baiting pain in the ass.”