Brook sent me this one.
An uninformed voter hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency
room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the uninformed voter replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?’
‘No, silly’ the uninformed voter said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants… I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: ‘This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the