Russ sent me this one.
Sally (a gorgeous uninformed voter) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned.
Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking’ so sad. Liz said, “Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??”
Sally replied, “Cause I just can’t get a man.”
“Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”
“Don’t be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn’t find it.”
“I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”
“Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage.”
“So, how’s that going help you get a man.”
“Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters.”