Booger Eatin’ Moh-Ron Of The Day

AlphaDelta sent me this one.

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And I would like to walk again. Looks like we’ll both be disappointed. Why do you think you deserve $15 an hour? Do you have any marketable skills? Did you get a decent degree? What? Your gender studies degree is useless? Whoda thunk it? A lot of these jobs that you would like to be paid $15 an hour for will, in the future, be done by robots. They don’t bitch. They don’t get sick. They don’t need days off. They won’t be rude to customers. They won’t go on strike. So go ahead price yourself out of the market you booger eatin’ moh-ron. Then you can live on the beach waiting for handouts or maybe in a van down by the river like Matt Foley.

What a maroon!

Joke Of The Day

This one was sent to me by my friend Phil and many readers.

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my head and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

The Vent

So the following vent was in the morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation:

I don’t know which is the worst group of TV commercials…the one with the woman who designed her own chair for the furniture company or the one with the two dweebs sitting in the car at Sonic. They are both very annoying.

Not even close dude. The most annoying is the black dude who won’t let the white dude touch his Dodge Dart. Why would anyone want to touch a Dodge Dart? And why would someone think that this commercial would make someone want to go out and buy a Dart? Someone got paid for creating this stupid commercial? Another one is Mathew McConaughey driving around in a Lincoln. Another car I’ll never buy.

One of the best commercials? The hot blonde with the British accent pushing Viagra. That’s a lot better than the middle-aged couples who all of a sudden look at each other and decide to get it on. And WTF are they doinbg sitting in two different bathtubs. What’s up with that?