Sick Joke Of The Day

Cam Newton finished yet another drive with a turnover.

Cam Newton was involved in an accident Tuesday when his truck overturned on a bridge. He is being held in a hospital overnight for observation after suffering two transverse process fractures in his lower back.

I stole that joke from Pete Davis on the Kimmer Show.

I hope they’re giving him some good drugs. I know how much pain is involved when you fracture some vertebra. He is expected to make a full recovery.

10 comments on “Sick Joke Of The Day

  1. I don’t get it.

    Did you say Newton or Newtown?

    Why are there no longer investigative journalists? It took me all of 5 minutes to find this.

    Newtown, CT school shooting ocurred on DEC. 14, 2012.

    This page is from the FBI’s website under 2012 “Uniform Crimes Reports.”

    Click on Connecticut, scroll down to Newtown and you will see there were zero murders in that town in 2012.

    http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cj is/ucr/crime-in-the-…

  2. The fuck was doing well over 80 MPH. No one overturns a heavy truck 4 times after being tapped by a car unless they’re doing warp speed.

    Well at least he didn’t cold-cock his live-in bitch. That’d get the NFL into a lather!

    Another case of too much money….too little brains.

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