Ron wrote a parody song for crazy Uncle Joe. Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.
Come an’ listen to my story ‘bout a man named Joe,
A poor senator with a mind that’s dull and slow.
And then one day he was huntin for a clue
When The One asked if he’d be number 2.
Veep, that is
Ceremonial spear catcher
So the lib folks said, ” Joe, leave your Senate seat.
We need a figurehead since the Clintons have been beat.”
Said, “Give up makin laws and quit givin’ people lip.”
So he joined the guy that voters thought was ignorant but hip.
Messiah, that is
Hope and Change
Now Joe is gonna travel to exotic distant lands,
He’ll spend his nights at dinners and his days a’shakin hands,
His senate job has made him good at shovelin shit,
Now he’s gonna be the Presidential Fool in charge of it.
Ass kissin, that is
Cue the banjo breakdown
It’s time for the Washington Hypocrites,
Starring Barry Obamateur as The Great Pretender
Joe Biden as The Village Idiot
Harry Reid as The Black Hole of Fun
Nancy Pelosi as The Dried-Up Well of Reason