I emailed Ron and asked him if he could write a song parody of John Lennon’s Imagine. In this case it would be about Islam. It didn’t take him long to come up with one and here it is.

Imagine there’s no Islam
No terrorists or bombs
Just ordinary churches
With happy songs and psalms
Imagine all the Muslims
Lying down to die . . .

Imagine there’s no jihad
No “refugees” to feed
No mullahs causing trouble
No victims to make bleed
Imagine Ayatollahs
Giving up their nukes . . .

You may say I’m just foolish
But the world would much advance
If the moon god just departed
And the mid-East could enhance

Imagine Dinglebarry
Behind steel bars for life
A rough-cut one-room cabin
For his profligate wife
Imagine all the leftards
Eating humble pie . . .

You may say I’m a racist
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday they’ll wake up
And impeach The Golden One

If only. If only.

On the good news front over 700 Mooslimes dead in stampede.

BEIRUT, Lebanon — At least 717 people were killed, and 863 were injured, in a stampede near Mecca, Saudi Arabia, on Thursday morning.

The deaths — at an intersection in Mina, about six miles east of the city — occurred around 9 a.m. on the first day of Eid al-Adha, one of the holiest holidays in the Muslim calendar, and as millions of Muslims were making their pilgrimage, or hajj, to Mecca.

It appeared to be the deadliest accident during the hajj since 1990, when 1,426 pilgrims perished in a stampede in a tunnel linking Mecca and Mina. And it occurred less than two weeks after a large construction crane toppled and crashed into the Grand Mosque in Mecca, killing at least 111 people and injuring 394 others.

The irony about the construction accident was the crane was owned by the construction company owned by the bin Laden family. Mooslime Lives Matter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!