Wow! It’s like it was written for the guitar instead of the cello.

From Russ.

An uninformed voter and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The uninformed voter jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this”. She goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?”

She says, “I’ve put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how they like it!!

Sumpin’ I don’t understand. How come the barking dog never bothers the owners? I had this problem once so I called my neighbor in the middle of the night and said her dog was keeping the neighborhood awake so I thought she should join the rest of us. She took her dog inside. The dog never bothered us again.

Summer is almost over. Another one from AlphaDelta. (more…)

I think I’m gonna give it to Mitch McConnell prolly one of the most worthless Republican Senate majority leaders in my lifetime. What a dickhead! He bragged about trying to destroy the Tea Party. Are you really a Republican you worthless piece of shit? Now he refuses to have a vote on defunding Planned Parenthood. What is wrong with you Senate Republicans electing this RINO as your leader? Here’s your award Mitch.

From Ron.

Have the Republicans done anything they promised to do when they ran in 2014? Both Boner and McConnell need to go!

Once again let’s check out Chicago which has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country.

Check it out! They broke three hours for being shot and eighteen hours for being murdered. The next big thing would be to break seventeen hours for being murdered. Once again, these are mostly black people being shot and being murdered by other black people, not by white cops. Think about that the next time you see some black idiot screeching, “Black lives matter.” Yeah. You betcha! Pull my finger.

It comes as no surprise that once again, the Dimocrat Party put party over country and is gonna support Obungler on the Iranian nuke deal. Just remember the last time a Dimocrat president negotiated a deal to prevent a country from getting nukes. How did that work out? North Korea is now a nuclear power. Iran will be one as well. Anyone with the intelligence of a third grade pissant knows that Iran will cheat on this deal just like North Korea cheated on its deal. Do you think Obumbler cares? Of course not. He wants Iran to get nukes. Who is one of his chief advisers? Valerie Jarrett. She’s Iranian. Obongo is a Mooslime. He hates Israel. It wouldn’t bother him to see it blown off the map.

Don’t be confused by Chuck the schmuck Schumer voting against the deal. He knew there were enough votes to give him cover and fool his Jewish constituents into thinking he was against it. Rubes! Schumer is about as Jewish as I am. Same goes for Debbie Whatshername Sluts and most of the other fake Jews in the Dimocrat Party.

Dimocrats have been the party of treason since the 60’s. Flipper lied about atrocities committed by American soldiers in Viet Nam just like he lied about his purple hearts. Tet was a disaster for the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese, but liberal progressive rat bastard commie Walter “the most trusted man in America” Cronkite lied about it and reported it as a disaster. We won all the battles over there only to lose the war here at home. And then, the Dimocrat Congress stabbed the South Vietnamese in the back and cut off the aid we promised them at the end of the war.

The Dimocrats wanted us to lose the Cold War. They fought Reagan at every turn. They ridiculed SDI as “Star Wars”. That’s what the Floater called it. All it did was cause Gorbachev to throw in the towel. We won the Cold War in spite of the Dimocrats.

Now, we are at war with Islam. It is not a new war. Islam has been at war with the West for 1400 years. The West may not realize it, but Islam does. Unfortunately, at this important time in our history, we have a Mooslime sympathizer, if not an outright Mooslime, running the country. Not only is he clearing the way for Iran to get nukes, he is relaxing the crippling sanctions and releasing $150 billion that Iran will use to sponsor terrorism. Iran is the largest sponsor of Islamic terrorism in the world and this agreement with Iran is gonna facilitate it in creating more terrorism. Why would anyone want to do that?

It’s easy if you realize that Oboner hates America and everything it stands for. Can you believe it? Twice, we elected a president who hates the country he is running. He wants to turn America into a Third World shithole because he doesn’t believe we deserve our strength and prosperity. He does not believe in American exceptionalism. He does not believe we are a Judeo-Christian country. He hates white people. He hates Jews. This is the man running the Dimocrat Party and this is the man the Dimocrat Party supports.

The Dimocrat Party is more concerned with power than with the country. They are all for turning this country into a Third World shithole as long as they get to run it. They would be quite happy if America were a banana republic. After all, that is the way Obambi is running it and they are doing nothing about it. Their leader is committing treason and selling out the country and they are supporting him all the way.

Yannow, local Dimocrat organizations are starting to disassociate themselves from Jefferson and Jackson because they owned slaves. They are no longer gonna hold annual Jefferson/Jackson dinners. That’s only fitting. Jefferson and Jackson would disassociate themselves from today’s Dimocrat Party. After all, they were patriots. They cared about America. They put country first. Not today’s Dimocrats. They put party over country. They are supporting a treasonous, anti-American, pro-Mooslime president who is allowing one of our sworn enemies to get nukes and giving them money to support Islamic terrorism.

Party over country. The party of treason. Disgusting! I miss the country I grew up in.

The Black Grievance Industry continues to claim victims. Make no mistake, the BGI and its CEO, Obungler is responsible for all of the killings done by blacks the last few days. The most egregious example is Vester Flanagan. When I saw my friend Cliff last Friday I asked him what he thought of that. He replied, “David E.” That was the black dude I wrote about in one of my posts last week. IBM coddled him and his incompetence for over three years before finally firing him. His excuse for his incompetence, just like Vester Flanagan’s, was racism. And why not? That’s what the BGI has been telling blacks for years. Obumbler has been doing it. Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Greek homos Sharpton has made a living doing it. So has Jesse Hymietown Jackson.

Why was someone as incompetent as Vester Flanagan hired in the first place? After all, he had been fired from previous media outlets. Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). Companies are forced to hire incompetent blacks. Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) is nothing more than rebranded affirmative action. Affrimative action got a bad name because of incompetent hires like Vester Flanagan so sumpin’ had to be done. That sumpin’ was Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). It’s the same shit but with a different name.

The BGI keeps hammering away that all of the problems in the black community are due to white racism and Slavery®, sumpin’ that ended 150 years ago. Isn’t it amazing that after 150 years it still has an effect? Yannow, back in the Eastern Roman Empire one of the emperors was the grandson of a slave but after 150 years blacks still claim they cannot get ahead because of Slavery®. It’s like they own the franchise.

The latest excuse now for black dysfunction is sumpin’ called white privilege. More bullshit. More excuses. Of course, no one wants to tell the truth. That would be blaming the victim and we can’t do that. Here are the real problems.

The anti-achievement mentality that states doing well in school is acting white. Yeah. Let’s not get an education. Let’s not learn how to read, write, and speak English. And then wonder why we can’t succeed.

Let’s get preggers at 15 and drop out of school. There’s a one way ticket to poverty right there. And then after that, let’s continue to have children we can’t afford and then blame whitey because we live in poverty. After all, the BGI tells us it’s all the fault of white people.

The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is complicit in this scam as well. After all, they want to keep the blacks riled up because that’s the best way to get them to the polls to vote for Dimocrats. They were the ones who edited the 9/11 tape to make George Zimmerman appear racist. They were also the ones who created a new demographic “white Hispanic” to push the white racism meme. They have blood on their hands as well and now as a result, two of their own were shot and killed last week. Yes. They were just as responsible for those deaths as Vester Flanagan because they are as responsible for the deterioration of race relations as the BGI.

As I have written many times the members of the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party are no longer journalists. They are propagandists, pure and simple. And now, their propaganda has had deathly results, not only with the murder of the police in the past few days but the killing of two of their own by a racist black dude they helped create. Blood on their hands. I hope they are proud of themselves.

I haven’t posted anything from Ron lately so here’s sumpin he wrote a few weeks ago.

On three separate occasions today, I heard three very well-known individuals express high confidence in three individuals whom I wouldn’t trust any farther than I could punt them. The three giving their opinions were Susan Estrich, Juan Williams, and Chris Matthews.

Estrich said that although she believes Hillary Clinton is slipping in the polls, she is still the most trustworthy and qualified person in the country to run for president. She also mentioned that Hillary should have never had that private server and should have released ALL her e-mails when directed to do so, but that she isn’t lying about anything. (This was on tonight’s evening news on FNC.)

Juan Williams looked straight into a camera and said that John Kerry has gotten us the best deal we could have gotten with the Iranians under the circumstances, because if he hadn’t kept after them, they would have gone ahead full speed to develop nuclear weapons and there would have been nothing we could do. This way at least we can hold their feet to the fire. (The clip was from some time back, and I don’t know where it first aired.)

And Chris Matthews (no surprise here) said basically that Precedent Soetoro is trying his best to do a good job but he is faced with a balky Congress and has no options but to issue Executive Orders to make things happen that Congress refuses to deal with through normal channels. (This showed up on CNN this afternoon while I was trying NOT to hear about the Louisiana shooter and the Bland suicide.)

H. F. S.!!! YGBSM, right? Those three – Soetoro, Clinton, and Kerry – are about as trustworthy as a fart when you have the flu. Hey, when I was in the Navy – and I’m sure it’s the same with the other branches – we learned how to identify propaganda and spin and doubletalk. It was most often preambled with the expression, “Now, this is no shit, guys.”

It’s even easier with major politicians: as soon as they open their mouths, you know that what’s about to come out will be indistinguishable from what comes out the other end of their digestive systems. Jayzeus Kriminetly, I’d trust Mexico City tap water more than I would Soetoro or Klintoon . . . with ANYthing. And Jacques Querrie showed his true colors long ago with that garbage he published in his book and the fairy tales he recited to Congress.

Dinglebarry once referred to ISIS as the JV. He got that partially right: he should’ve been talking about his own administration, and the JV should’ve been JW, for the Jerk Wads he’s surrounded himself with. For all three of those nimrods, transparency, which he promised would be paramount in his administration, has no connection whatever with building trust in government – it’s simply a politician’s Newspeak word for “spin.”

They’re social chameleons, all three of ‘em. No matter what color their skin appears to be. They change their attitudes, their ideas, their promises, their tone depending upon what they think a particular audience wants to hear. Soetoro is ostensibly black one, of course, but only because he’s the black hole of truth. Every time he gets near a lectern or a microphone, it’s BOHICA, and we’re about to be regaled with a slip-slide now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t that would put Charles Durning’s “Little Sidestep” to shame, a once-upon-a-time tale of which Homer or Shakespeare could be proud.

I trust their gaslighting and astroturfing about as much as I trust a Palestinian driving an old beat-up Toyota toward the embassy. They’re as credible as reports of Nessie or Bigfoot in the National Enquirer. I’d take information from them about as readily as I would take pills from Cosby.

Many psychopaths have a superficial charm, a sort of charisma, which hides their disregard and complete lack of empathy for other people’s values or feelings. I, for one, have no trouble at all determining when any one of those three is putting out bullshit . . . all I have to do is check to see if his or her lips are moving.

What bothers me is that there are still people out there who believe that all three of them are trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, and all the rest of the Boy Scouts’ oath. And despite her continued slide in the polls, I wouldn’t bet more than a cruller left over from last Tuesday that Cankles won’t get the nomination and eventually enough of the women’s and leftistas’ votes to get back to the White House, where her biggest problem will be what title to use when referring to Slick.

I mistrust them all, especially where votes or money or power is concerned. Moreover, I mistrust any potential voter who sees no fault in his candidate of choice. Time to brush what few teeth I have left and check my eyelids for light leaks.

Oh, that their too, too sullied flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew,
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter!
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the dipshits of this world!
Fie on ’t, ah fie! ‘Tis an unweeded garden
That grows to seed. Things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely.

G’nicht, Halfrican, Penis Envier, and JFK Wannabe; And flights of jihadis piloting 767s sing thee to thy rest.

Today is Don Surber’s birthday and he just released his new book Exceptional Americans 2: The Capitalists. Go wish him a Happy Birthday! Buy his book.