Holy Cow, Her nipples would dwarf Jimmie Durante’s nose if we could dig him up and examine the schnozzola. Those nips have been the object of the sadistic ritual where the babe is hung from the rafters by those little rose colored buds until they are pulled into rigatoni shaped and 60mm mortar sized objects. I suspect Alpha Delta was in on her nipple extension exercise. But, of course I can’t prove it so on with the official determination of the lady’s score.
1) FACE: Despite not being adorned with natural blonde locks her face is a fresh example of youthful, purity. I see the beautiful sized and non-pancake smeared features of a bible teaching, 25 year old virgin saving herself for the “right” person. That’s very refreshing, especially in a world where every woman over 10 has been plunked and replunked on a daily basis. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Believe me those chest ornaments are real. The creation of Mother Nature’s fine work. Even the aureoles are not repulsive. Despite being very slightly oversized they fit the mammaries nicely. I noticed, upon close inspection. Her aureoles seem oval shaped rather than be perfectly round. I suspect they were distorted when the “nipple hang” took place. Aureoles are fluid and stress can cause this reshaping. Fortunately, they will rebound into perfect circles after a short time. I really like her breasts. Rating: “A+”.
3) LEG & ARM: Can’t let these often overlooked objects go since they really appear as fine objets d’art. They are perfectly shaped, toned and sport an athletic look without appearing muscle-bound. I think limbs can be as or even more sexually intensive than boobs. And this babe has a fine combination of both. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Just shy of a double +.
It’s turned rainy in my section of the soon to be Caliphate. The only good news is that I can do my mall peeping without the feeling of having missed out on some outdoor FFF (Female Flesh Focus) activity. There’s nothing like the solar rays illuminating the fresh face, arms and legs during outdoor summer activities. I often have DDP strip naked and trot up and down our private Malibu beach until her fantastic body glows with perspiration acting as millions of minuscule prisms creating rainbow colors that surround her “A+++++” perfect body. Surround her body, until “yours truly” licks every atom of that sweet sweat off……(HEH). Alas…sigh, I have to live with fantasy until we’re once again united!
Toejam~ You did buy the plane ticket to Malibu, right? I’ll have my drive pick you up at the airport. Just let me know what time. I’ll be ready and waiting!
DDP, you’re sending the Stretch Bentley, I presume.
I’m tired of that year old piece of shit Bugatti Veyron. Besides, the back seat of that buggy has more stains than the sheets in a Las Vegas whore house.
Why not come along? We can pull the shades over the bullet-proof divider panel and cop a “quicky” on the back seat after you pick me up. That horny old Jap driver won’t give a crap.
Toejam~ I have a surprise. I bought a new car! You’ll just have to wait and see it. And you’ve kept me waiting sooo long, I’m going to tease you by making you ride without me from the airport!
Give her a cheesburger, but I still think I am in love. It’s that smile.
Nice cans. She found something…
I normally don’t use the term fun bags, but right now I can’t think of any term I like better
Holy Cow, Her nipples would dwarf Jimmie Durante’s nose if we could dig him up and examine the schnozzola. Those nips have been the object of the sadistic ritual where the babe is hung from the rafters by those little rose colored buds until they are pulled into rigatoni shaped and 60mm mortar sized objects. I suspect Alpha Delta was in on her nipple extension exercise. But, of course I can’t prove it so on with the official determination of the lady’s score.
1) FACE: Despite not being adorned with natural blonde locks her face is a fresh example of youthful, purity. I see the beautiful sized and non-pancake smeared features of a bible teaching, 25 year old virgin saving herself for the “right” person. That’s very refreshing, especially in a world where every woman over 10 has been plunked and replunked on a daily basis. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Believe me those chest ornaments are real. The creation of Mother Nature’s fine work. Even the aureoles are not repulsive. Despite being very slightly oversized they fit the mammaries nicely. I noticed, upon close inspection. Her aureoles seem oval shaped rather than be perfectly round. I suspect they were distorted when the “nipple hang” took place. Aureoles are fluid and stress can cause this reshaping. Fortunately, they will rebound into perfect circles after a short time. I really like her breasts. Rating: “A+”.
3) LEG & ARM: Can’t let these often overlooked objects go since they really appear as fine objets d’art. They are perfectly shaped, toned and sport an athletic look without appearing muscle-bound. I think limbs can be as or even more sexually intensive than boobs. And this babe has a fine combination of both. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Just shy of a double +.
It’s turned rainy in my section of the soon to be Caliphate. The only good news is that I can do my mall peeping without the feeling of having missed out on some outdoor FFF (Female Flesh Focus) activity. There’s nothing like the solar rays illuminating the fresh face, arms and legs during outdoor summer activities. I often have DDP strip naked and trot up and down our private Malibu beach until her fantastic body glows with perspiration acting as millions of minuscule prisms creating rainbow colors that surround her “A+++++” perfect body. Surround her body, until “yours truly” licks every atom of that sweet sweat off……(HEH). Alas…sigh, I have to live with fantasy until we’re once again united!
Toejam~ You did buy the plane ticket to Malibu, right? I’ll have my drive pick you up at the airport. Just let me know what time. I’ll be ready and waiting!
~XxxOoo
DDP, you’re sending the Stretch Bentley, I presume.
I’m tired of that year old piece of shit Bugatti Veyron. Besides, the back seat of that buggy has more stains than the sheets in a Las Vegas whore house.
Why not come along? We can pull the shades over the bullet-proof divider panel and cop a “quicky” on the back seat after you pick me up. That horny old Jap driver won’t give a crap.
Toejam~ I have a surprise. I bought a new car! You’ll just have to wait and see it. And you’ve kept me waiting sooo long, I’m going to tease you by making you ride without me from the airport!
~XxxOoo
AH….DDP. I’m disappointed. A ride in a car without riding you is like a day without sunshine.
Ouch, Her nipples just poked my left eye out, Hate this 3D computer monitor.
LOL.
She looks real 100% Fun sized chest.
Without thinking, I reached out to help her with her shirt problem.
This reminds me I need to buy an eraser.