AlphaDelta sent me a picture of a girl with black hair. I actually prefer the other girl he sent but I’m posting this one for Toejam because of the smaller areolae.
Update: AD sent me two pics of the same girl but I didn’t realize it so there is another one posted. I like the second one better.
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BTW, her name is Sophie Howard and she’s a Brit.
A bit chubby but
Toe-bloke, she is all yours! I am not bidding – I feel as if I have turned up at the Holstein-Freesian sale instead of the beauty parade.
My old man’s Packard had hubcaps smaller than those babies.
Another dark haired beauty! Thanks Denny, I’d take her home in a heartbeat 🙂
Absolutely. Somethign to hold on to.
Now that looks like a real woman, with curves and meat on her bones.
Exactly my thought!
Hmm
Damn, I was hoping Denny would have posted a picture of a woman with the two biggest boobs in the world………….Moosechelle between Barry “I did inhale” Soetoro and Pope “beanie-brained” Frances. Now that would be a sight. But alas my hopes have been dashed so I have to look upon a white, pesumably Christian, presumably legitimate American citizen with the finest aureoles Mother Nature has ever sculpted. I’d gladly suck on those beauties till the changed color from dark rose to a deep purple. Not to worry gang. They’d return to normal within 10 minutes of my oral application. However, my lips might remain a deep blue for a bit longer.
1) FACE: Ok, the aureoles are numba 1, but Denny had to get at least one shot in. The hair. Black as what’s found in the farmer’s wood pile. And straight as the new Secretary of the Army (Eric Fanning) is NOT! On top of that her eyes and mouth have “Porn Star veteran” written all over them. I bet her mug has been hit by more jizz than the Napalm splashed on the entire Japanese army during WW-II. Her only redeeming factor is her nose. Unlike her bloated udders her nasal appendage appears to be untouched by the scalpel. A slight asset. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: 42-DDD? Whatever the size they are they’re like Obama’s faux love of the Constitution. Manufactured by Mother Nature and destroyed by man. It’s obvious Dr Finkelstein was not the surgeon. He has too much professional pride to create 2 objects that could circle the earth in 80 days if they were inflated with Hydrogen and carry Cantinflas in a wicker basket. On the positive side are the aureoles and nipples. Numba 1 fer sure. However, they will not help the lady’s boobage rating significantly. Rating: “C-“.
3) TORSO & THIGHS: Not bad. Smooth as hooker’s approach in the pew of St. Patrick’s cathedral on Easter Sunday. Nicely toned for now, but I think in 20 years that might be altered. She appears to have the propensity for becoming a “plus-size” model. However we must remember we judge in the present not the “what if” future. Gee, I think that statement could be construed as a “shot” at the Global-Warming assholes. Rating: “B”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “C+”. Sorry honey like my financial portfolio, you got a few good assets but most are losers.
It raineth down in my area and it won’t be long before those God Damn leaves clog the gutters on my place. I can’t believe how many assholes come to this area and make my life miserable just to gawk and utter multiple “AH’s and OH’s at the foliage. Anyway, I must make ready for my monthly trip West. I time it so as to avoid DDP’s friend who usually (and hopefully) arrives for the weekly visit. I earned my red badge of 1%’er culinary courage back in the 1960’s when I was interviewing for a spot on the Hell’s Angels reserve squad. I’m over that and currently want to settle for an ample supply of fish oil served on a labia bagel.
My flight departs, weather permitting, early tomorrow morning. I’m taking American Airlines tomorrow, but when I arrive in Malibu both DDP and I will be flying United…First Class. And the duration of that flight may be days. Incidently, I taught DDP how to pilot a plane last year. Since I don’t actually own a plane we had to improvise. My face was the pilot’s seat and after she made herself comfortable I instructed her on how to pull back on the “joy-stick” to take off. The first time we did a few “touch and Goes”. After that it was “throttle-up”, balls -to-the-wall” acrobatics.
Cantinflas?!? There aren’t many of us left who recognize that name…
You betcha, CTT.
Us mature folks know lots of good stuff the Millennials will never be exposed to.
Was he an illegal immigrant, by the way?
Hey Denny,
I’ve got a pic to send you that TJ should love, but, when I hit the “email me” link it pops up with a bunch of MS account crap and I ain’t signin’ up for that horseshit…I’m runnin’ W8.1 and still figgerin’ it all out, but I ain’t signin’ up for nothin’ that has to do with MS getting a password or account of mine. You’ve got my email, let me know how to get ahold of you through straight email bud…..BTW…I used to write 360/DOS Assembler as fast as I could write in 1976….shoulda’ stayed with it, but I didn’t want to sit in a cubicle all day…Thanks, Dale
Windows 8??????
I just bought a Dell Inspiron running Windows 7 and the dealer who sold it to me is making a fucking fortune selling 7 powered machines.
Windows 8 & 10 are crapolla!
Yes…yes, they is… My main system is still runnin’ W2KPro… Only dam version I’ve never run is 7…Need to just break down and get one…
NO surprise here. You’re wrong about a lot regarding boobage, and now you’re wrong about 10. It is 7 with an actual user interface.
Maybe, buy an Apple like my brothers did, so you can carry it to the store every time if barfs up a lung.
email to gocinatlanta@bellsouth.net