Summer is almost over. Another one from AlphaDelta.
21 comments on “Saturday Boobage 9-5-2015”
Absolutely perfect. Of course TJ will complain about the nips being as large as a 60’s cadillac hubcap, but the funny thing is, he’s always in the minority. His self awarded boob expert rating should be revoked.
Yup, on the sacred day we celebrate Labor; both the Commie Socialist Auto-Workers & the Hospital pop out the future rug-rat kind, we have displayed before our horny eyes another blessing of labor. She works under hot lights is exposed to penetration in every orifice she possesses by male members that have been selected for their extraordinary size, electric, mega-knob-studded dildos and even Louisville sluggers. Yup, it Piggy Peggy the international Porn Queen. That’s OK; her image really makes me appreciate DDP. Ms DDP is a naturally beautiful, sensual and caring human being.
OK. I’ll make this short and, as usual, show my unfettered compassion.
1) FACE: The usual bloated lips, over dyed split-end multi-hued hair In addition she displays a nose that looks like it’s been used to plow the north-forty. I admit her position doesn’t allow me to make a true professional analysis, but from that seemingly “scowl” on her face makes me believe she’s still recovering from a 2 liter sized bottle invasion of her rectum. Rating “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Looks like her finest asset for a change. Natural? Yea, I believe so. Aureoles? Yea, but could be a tad smaller. Nipples? A-OK. Erect and like Hors d’oeuvores.. OH such great “nibble food” while watching her shaved mons pubis produce some sultry steam. And as an added plus her boobs are aesthetically positioned on her chest. Very nice, indeed. Rating: “A+”.
3) TORSO: The usual flat, tanned and flared hips presented for the viewer’s pleasure. I’m “in” for them, especially when those hips are positioned just below her adorable jugs. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A”.
Today dawned a little cloudy in the mountains but that’s not going to stop my pilgrimage to the local Main Street “Apple Festival”. When the temps hit the low to mid 80’s the female anatomy gets more exposed. Apple scented boobage hanging out and smooth legs bare up to the ladys’ perfectly moulded buttox. My GO-PRO is gonna overheat, but I’ll have lasting visual Testosterone generating images.
Not to worry DDP. They’re only digital testicle teasing pictures. You my dear and your pleasure pleasing hands are the reason for my existence. I’m booking a flight to Malibu right after this long weekend come to an end. I figure we’ll both be in the mood for some naked, frangipani-scented oiled body naked twister session. How’s that for a for a 3 day activity festival?
I am usually more in favor of lasses with dark tresses, but i will defer this time. Toejam even had a coherent assessment of her assets. Or maybe he’s getting soft in his old age. Probably that.
Absolutely perfect. Of course TJ will complain about the nips being as large as a 60’s cadillac hubcap, but the funny thing is, he’s always in the minority. His self awarded boob expert rating should be revoked.
Boob expert?
He’s a borderline pedophile!
You mean borderline gay pedophile.
What do you mean borderline?
I don’t see where any body should pay attention to
Continuation. I don’t see how any one should place any weight on anything Toevert should have to say about anything.
Yup, on the sacred day we celebrate Labor; both the Commie Socialist Auto-Workers & the Hospital pop out the future rug-rat kind, we have displayed before our horny eyes another blessing of labor. She works under hot lights is exposed to penetration in every orifice she possesses by male members that have been selected for their extraordinary size, electric, mega-knob-studded dildos and even Louisville sluggers. Yup, it Piggy Peggy the international Porn Queen. That’s OK; her image really makes me appreciate DDP. Ms DDP is a naturally beautiful, sensual and caring human being.
OK. I’ll make this short and, as usual, show my unfettered compassion.
1) FACE: The usual bloated lips, over dyed split-end multi-hued hair In addition she displays a nose that looks like it’s been used to plow the north-forty. I admit her position doesn’t allow me to make a true professional analysis, but from that seemingly “scowl” on her face makes me believe she’s still recovering from a 2 liter sized bottle invasion of her rectum. Rating “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Looks like her finest asset for a change. Natural? Yea, I believe so. Aureoles? Yea, but could be a tad smaller. Nipples? A-OK. Erect and like Hors d’oeuvores.. OH such great “nibble food” while watching her shaved mons pubis produce some sultry steam. And as an added plus her boobs are aesthetically positioned on her chest. Very nice, indeed. Rating: “A+”.
3) TORSO: The usual flat, tanned and flared hips presented for the viewer’s pleasure. I’m “in” for them, especially when those hips are positioned just below her adorable jugs. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A”.
Today dawned a little cloudy in the mountains but that’s not going to stop my pilgrimage to the local Main Street “Apple Festival”. When the temps hit the low to mid 80’s the female anatomy gets more exposed. Apple scented boobage hanging out and smooth legs bare up to the ladys’ perfectly moulded buttox. My GO-PRO is gonna overheat, but I’ll have lasting visual Testosterone generating images.
Not to worry DDP. They’re only digital testicle teasing pictures. You my dear and your pleasure pleasing hands are the reason for my existence. I’m booking a flight to Malibu right after this long weekend come to an end. I figure we’ll both be in the mood for some naked, frangipani-scented oiled body naked twister session. How’s that for a for a 3 day activity festival?
Can’t wait! Hurry up before I hit the road again. You know I go on tour again soon!
~XxxOoo
I’m thinking about throwing my hat in the ring as a boob reviewer of excellence. At least I like girls.
You should do it! It would be fun to have dueling reviewers.
~XxxOoo
All tittle are fantastic!
Wonderful.
I am usually more in favor of lasses with dark tresses, but i will defer this time. Toejam even had a coherent assessment of her assets. Or maybe he’s getting soft in his old age. Probably that.
Who?
DDP keeps me “in hand” and from getting “soft” my friend!
Oh you guys! Stop ragging on Toejam. Saturday boobage would be boring without his reviews and his little love notes to me. And y’all know it!
~XxxOoo
Saturday Boobage boring without TJ? C’mon DDP, boobage is never ever boring to red blooded American males.
Ha!
~XxxOoo
Man, Mr. Wilson, amen. Gifts from God to entertain us.
This gal has been”rode” hard and put away wet!
Agreed. She looks like a $20 buck Joe” to me.