I’m going to give today’s boobage anatomy lecture a miss.
1) The babe’s snow-shoe dipped in Moose shit ugly.
2) I’ve had about 12 inches of rain in my area over the past 2 days and they expect another 9 today.
3) I came down with Gout last week (Freakin’ pain and swelling have limited my travel) in my right foot.
4) Several anti-inflammitory meds have caused huge stomach problems and I’m producing “through the eye of a needle diarrhea every half hour.
Plus my landline phone is out and my electricity is next on the hit list.
On top of that I have to deal with the Liberal assholes on the news.
I’m taking my meds and heading back to bed with a heavy blanket since the indoor temps here are in the high 50’s and I didn’t have my heat on last night.
Sorry about the gout, I suffer from it, also. Best solution I’ve found is to go on a fast and drink gallons of water to flush the purines out of your system and thus dissolve the uric acid crystals. Find out what triggers your attacks – – with me it is shellfish – – and mimize eating it.
Freakin Gods are pissing like they all have prostate problems. Got about 6 inches since 9 AM. The creek has risen up to my knees so that means I had to drape my penis over my shoulder to keep it from getting soaked. DDP likes to moisten it personally. 🙂
I believe the heavens and the 72 Virgins therewithin are going to shove another 6 to 9 inches of piss up our collective assholes by tomorrow morning.
You better believe the Liberal, Obunger asshole sucking in the M.S.M. news are going be blaming this shit on climate change.
Fortunately I have an ample supply of Trojans on hand so I can inflate them, lash ’em together and use that as a life vest.
I don’t think I need to click, they look large enough already.
Denny…you may have finally found one for Toe. Can’t wait to read his review.
~XxxOoo
Nope. I told AD he wouldn’t like her and I was right.
Loves Ya, DDP.
I wish you were here cause my Gout-swollen right foot needs to have it’s near-by neighbor, the one-eyed, trouser mouse’s head swollen to match.
And you know only you are “handy” enough to achieve that!!!! 🙂
One word………..Mooooo……………..This is all. You may continue with the scheduled programming.
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I’m going to give today’s boobage anatomy lecture a miss.
1) The babe’s snow-shoe dipped in Moose shit ugly.
2) I’ve had about 12 inches of rain in my area over the past 2 days and they expect another 9 today.
3) I came down with Gout last week (Freakin’ pain and swelling have limited my travel) in my right foot.
4) Several anti-inflammitory meds have caused huge stomach problems and I’m producing “through the eye of a needle diarrhea every half hour.
Plus my landline phone is out and my electricity is next on the hit list.
On top of that I have to deal with the Liberal assholes on the news.
I’m taking my meds and heading back to bed with a heavy blanket since the indoor temps here are in the high 50’s and I didn’t have my heat on last night.
Merry Fucking Boobage Day! 🙁
Sorry about the gout, I suffer from it, also. Best solution I’ve found is to go on a fast and drink gallons of water to flush the purines out of your system and thus dissolve the uric acid crystals. Find out what triggers your attacks – – with me it is shellfish – – and mimize eating it.
Thanks for the advice, Robert G. Evans,
I appreciate that.
I drink gallons and gallons of Burgundy and eat shell fish (bearded clam) daily (wink, wink DDP :)), but it hasn’t helped.
I can’t alter my life-long diet Robert and besides I’m addicted to DDP’s bearded clam sauce and she’s addicted to my dining techniques.
Freakin Gods are pissing like they all have prostate problems. Got about 6 inches since 9 AM. The creek has risen up to my knees so that means I had to drape my penis over my shoulder to keep it from getting soaked. DDP likes to moisten it personally. 🙂
I believe the heavens and the 72 Virgins therewithin are going to shove another 6 to 9 inches of piss up our collective assholes by tomorrow morning.
You better believe the Liberal, Obunger asshole sucking in the M.S.M. news are going be blaming this shit on climate change.
Fortunately I have an ample supply of Trojans on hand so I can inflate them, lash ’em together and use that as a life vest.
Speaking of riding the high tide,
Hey DDP I think you can relate to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZJz1eQ5DtY