Yet another one from Russ.
An uninformed voter bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail. Our uninformed voter friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our uninformed voter friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.
The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the uninformed voter was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one!!
What if the white one was named Rachel and thought it was black?
Needed to feed a large number of people one day when I was on leave back in Indiana. Went to the local Colonel Sanders and ordered 3 buckets of chicken, half a dozen buckets of cole slaw, several ears of corn, a bag of biscuits, and about 15 deserts.
Total of 4 cars in the parking lot, one of which was mine and I assume one belonged to the kitchen or counter staff.
Chubby little girl carefully wrote everything down, looked up at me, and said — with a straight face: “Will that be for here or to go?”