AOTW 11-6-2015

Lot’s of assholiness this week. Obungler could get it again, but he could get it every week. Instead let’s give it to this idiot.

A 6-year-old boy is facing a three-day suspension from school because he pretended to shoot an imaginary bow and arrow during recess.

The boy’s parents, Matthew and Martha Miele, told WLWT-TV their son was pretending to be a Power Ranger. When a teacher at his school noticed him pretending to shoot a bow and arrow, she took the boy to the principal’s office.

The young boy’s parents were then called and told the boy was being suspended for making threatening gestures.

“I have no tolerance for any real, pretend, or imitated violence. The punishment is an out of school suspension,” a letter from the principal read.

JHFC! WTF has happened to my country? Back when I went to school most boys carried pocket knives. In elementary school we played cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, and soldiers. On Halloween we were able to come to school in costumes. I remember coming to school as a cowboy complete with cap pistols. Now all a kid has to do is chew a pop tart into a gun and he gets sent home. Imaginary bow and arrow? Too bad it wasn’t a real one and the principal wasn’t shot with it. No wonder we elected a pussy to be president.

Dear principal. You are an asshole. Here’s your award.

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Pride

Ron sen me this.

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Ain’t it the truth? The only people who can be racists in this country are white people. Yannow, the people who created this country, the country that is the wealthiest and most powerful nation in history. It is white people who abolished slavery. The abolitionist movement started in England. Slavery has been an accepted custom thoughout human history. It is only recently that that has changed and it was white people who changed it. Where does slavery still exist? In Africa and in countries ruled by Islam. After all, slavery is totally OK with the Religion of Peace. Slavery does not exist in any country run by white people.

Who put a man on the moon? It was white people and I’m pretty damn proud of that achievement. Who is responsible for almost all of the major scientific achievements during the last 500 years? White people. Telephones, computers, television, airplanes, cars, the list goes on and on. Yeah. I’m pretty proud of the achievements of white people and I’m pretty proud that I’m white. Go ahead, call me a racist. Maybe you can’t be racists but you sure can be bigots. Fuck you! Time for the Heinlein quote again.

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.” – Robert A. Heinlein