AOTW 11-6-2015
Lot’s of assholiness this week. Obungler could get it again, but he could get it every week. Instead let’s give it to this idiot.
A 6-year-old boy is facing a three-day suspension from school because he pretended to shoot an imaginary bow and arrow during recess.
The boy’s parents, Matthew and Martha Miele, told WLWT-TV their son was pretending to be a Power Ranger. When a teacher at his school noticed him pretending to shoot a bow and arrow, she took the boy to the principal’s office.
The young boy’s parents were then called and told the boy was being suspended for making threatening gestures.
“I have no tolerance for any real, pretend, or imitated violence. The punishment is an out of school suspension,” a letter from the principal read.
JHFC! WTF has happened to my country? Back when I went to school most boys carried pocket knives. In elementary school we played cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, and soldiers. On Halloween we were able to come to school in costumes. I remember coming to school as a cowboy complete with cap pistols. Now all a kid has to do is chew a pop tart into a gun and he gets sent home. Imaginary bow and arrow? Too bad it wasn’t a real one and the principal wasn’t shot with it. No wonder we elected a pussy to be president.
Dear principal. You are an asshole. Here’s your award.

