Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

From Roman.

Two uninformed voters, John and Dick were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. John, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

Dick, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

John explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.”

Dick got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”