I have no problem with admitting Christian Syrian refugees since they are being killed by the Mooslimes on both sides. How do we make sure we are only admitting Christians? Len sent me this vetting test.

Here’s a “robust” method for vetting Syrian “refugees”, failing a step is automatic rejection.

Step 1. Ask basic yet probing questions on Christianity, such as which apostle betrayed Jesus or quote a parable, etc.

Step 2. Have them pet and play with a dog.

Step 3. Have them draw a picture of Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).

Step 4. Ask them to tear a page from the Koran. Wiping ass/blowing nose optional.

Step 5. Have them eat a ham sandwich or taste some BACON.

Step 6. Have them wash sandwich down with a beer.

Step 7. Welcome to America!