Toejam sent me this one.

This booger eatin’ moh-ron actually believes this. We may be on the verge of war due to Islamic terrorism and Turkey shooting down a Russian jet and all he’s worried about is the junk science of global warming. And this mythical global warming is an opportunity to steal money from rich nations to give to the dictators of poor nations.

As for Turkey shooting down the jet, that idiot Marco Rubio thinks we should support Turkey. Yeah. The Turkey who wouldn’t let us use it for supply routes during the Iraq War. Some ally Turkey is. Turkey is more of an ally of ISIS than it is of NATO. Erdogan has been trying to turn Turkey from a secular democracy into an Islamic gummint. Once again, it is an ally of ISIS. If Putin retaliates, we should stand by and watch and take no action. Turkey brought it on itself.

Ron wrote a parody song for the Syrian refugees. It’s an update of Chuck Berry’s School Day. Ron calls it Fools Day.

Out of Damascus and into a boat
I hate to abandon my favorite goat
Across the Med and into a state
Where everything’s free and life is great
Don’t have to work or demonstrate skill
And so many infidels for me to kill.

Wail wail goes the call
For afternoon prayer in every mall
The kaffirs are too scared to keep us away
So we make our bombs and wait for the day
The Imam gives us the trigger to go
And which event would be best to blow.

Once we get to the U S of A
We’ll claim to be refugees full of dismay
At how bad things are because of Assad
And how we escaped the ISIS jihad
Then onto welfare and government bucks
With plenty of food stamps and Toyota trucks

Shove the cap right into the charge
The timer delay sufficiently large
For you to take yourself out of the blast
And wait for the relief teams to show up at last
So you can break out your Kalashnikov
And go to those virgins you’re dreaming of.

(refrain)
Hail, hail Caliphate
Return us back when Islam was great
Long live the Qur’an
Death to Jews and Satan’s spawn
Islam is where it’s at
Allah will win, and that is that.

Do y’all remember the old Superman TV series with George Reeves? One of the babes who played Lois Lane was Noel Neill. She is 95 years old today. Happy birthday Lois Lane! The other actress who played Lois Lane was Phyllis Coates. She is still alive as well. She’s only 88.

Speaking of Superman, have you seen the new TV show Supergirl? Right off the bat they screwed it up. The SJWs have decided that Jimmy Olson is now a black dude and he’s no longer Jimmy Olson. He’s now James Olson. Who knew? Throughout the entire 80 plus years of Superman, Jimmy Olson was always a white dude, but in this age of political correctness, the Social Justice Warriors decided to make him a black dude and also to make him Supergirl’s love interest. How sweet. He must be a stud since he also dated Lois Lane’s little sister. I wonder if Lois and her sister are black as well?

Speaking of Supergirl, maybe they should have named it Super Slut. Melissa Benoist is cute as can be, but she’s also a slut. I googled Melissa Benoist topless (Caution! Results NSFW!) and I came upon a scene she did for the Showtime series Homeland where she interviewed for a job in a Mooslime Prince’s harem. She was topless. She’s got some nice perky boobs. But that’s not the slutty part. There are also some explicit pictures of her getting it on with her boyfriend. Why do these idiots put these pics on the cloud? Prolly because they are not all that bright which is why most of them are socialist Dimocrats. What is their skill? Reading words written by others while emoting. These are the same people who keep saying how dumb Republicans are.

Superslut lives in and protects National City. I lived in National City when I was stationed in San Diego. That’s also where my ex-troll Ha Ha lives. I wouldn’t want to protect that dump. I’ll bet CharlieDelta concurs with that.