I saw this story in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation the other day.
SEATTLE — They can’t vote yet, but dozens of young people want a say in the planet’s future, so minors nationwide have been suing states and the federal government in recent years to push action on climate change.
They say their generation will bear the brunt of global warming and that government at every level has an obligation to protect natural resources, including the atmosphere, as a “public trust” for future generations.
Ain’t that cute? I guess all those hours being forced to watch the mockumentary, An Inconventient Truth, produced by Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW has succeeded into brainwashing these little kids.
As an aside, I should have included Pope Albert in my Grifters post the other day. He became our first AGW billionaire. Running a church can be a profitable business. My father once told me that the Catholic Church is the largest profit making organization in the world. The Church of AGW ain’t doing too badly either.
Listen up children. It’s not mythical “global warming” that you should be worrying about. What you should be worrying about is the out of control spending of the federal gummint and the exploding debt. That is what is gonna cause you far more harm than “climate change”. You should also be worried about immigration and our open southern border. That is gonna cause far more harm than “climate change”. You should also worry about all of the Mooslimes that Obungler is allowing into this country. Radical Islam is a far greater worry than “climate change”. In fact, when you look at all of the problems facing this country, “climate change” is way down near the bottom of the list.
This type of BS is what you get when you allow liberals progressives rat bastard commies to take over public education in this country and turn our schools into little socialist indoctrination centers.
According to the satellite data there has been no warming for 18 years and 9 months. Even if there was warming, there is zero proof that it would be worse than what we have now. I think it’s pretty obvious things would be much worse with global cooling, however.
Yep, the country is being overrun with criminals, the economy is in the tank, our debt is higher than ever but we’re worried about a complete non-problem.
Btw, I’d like to give Al Gore the fist but I think you meant first in your narrative.
Interesting enough, their generation is also going to bear the brunt of the National Debt, too. Wouldn’t that be a more worthwhile lawsuit?
Dammit. Pardon my double-speak.
As Denny alluded, this whole “global BS ‘warning'” is a diversion. As we argue about that the moooslims are invading, the debt is skyrocketing, we’re being stripped of our rights and the next generation is being herded into being sheeple.
You don’t think this is planned?
If the brainwashed little lemmings get what they want the economy will be wrecked and the standard of living that they take so for granted will be a distant memory. Actually that ship has already left the port and they don’t realize there won’t be enough lifeboats for them when it sinks.
Yep, and as long as those spoiled li’l Precious Snowflakes have their Xbox and Smartphones they don’t give a shit.
It’s the parents who failed them, and it’s the parents of the parents who failed them too.
I agree that the parents of these children are failures. Who taught these little assholes that the way to solve being “wronged” is through a lawsuit? All this is going to do is transfer my tax dollars from the gubmint to the lawyers. At least that means less of my money is going to the illegals.
If only that were true. No, they’ll just pick more money off the “money tree” that never seems to run out. Anything and everything can and should be funded.
Wrong. An asshole is not simply born, it is cultivated. This has been going on for generations.
Ps. shysters have been fucking you out of money on so many levels you should be thankful for the pissant amount the illegals screw you.
Here’s just one of the Liberal Asshole organizations in North Carolina:
https://www.edf.org/offices/raleigh-north-carolina
Send them an educational email: “THERE IS NO FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE, YOU DOUCHEBAG PROGRESSIVE, OBAMA ASS-KISSING MORONS”.
They’ll appreciate the kind criticism and want to find a common bond with you. It’s called “co-exist”.
So lemme see here … They are suing the government. Who pays to defend the government? We, the taxpayers, do. So since the burden for paying for shit is being shifted to them, they are essentially digging themselves a deeper hole?