Ron wrote a parody song for the Syrian refugees. It’s an update of Chuck Berry’s School Day. Ron calls it Fools Day.

Out of Damascus and into a boat
I hate to abandon my favorite goat
Across the Med and into a state
Where everything’s free and life is great
Don’t have to work or demonstrate skill
And so many infidels for me to kill.

Wail wail goes the call
For afternoon prayer in every mall
The kaffirs are too scared to keep us away
So we make our bombs and wait for the day
The Imam gives us the trigger to go
And which event would be best to blow.

Once we get to the U S of A
We’ll claim to be refugees full of dismay
At how bad things are because of Assad
And how we escaped the ISIS jihad
Then onto welfare and government bucks
With plenty of food stamps and Toyota trucks

Shove the cap right into the charge
The timer delay sufficiently large
For you to take yourself out of the blast
And wait for the relief teams to show up at last
So you can break out your Kalashnikov
And go to those virgins you’re dreaming of.

(refrain)
Hail, hail Caliphate
Return us back when Islam was great
Long live the Qur’an
Death to Jews and Satan’s spawn
Islam is where it’s at
Allah will win, and that is that.