Vetting Syrian Refugees

I have no problem with admitting Christian Syrian refugees since they are being killed by the Mooslimes on both sides. How do we make sure we are only admitting Christians? Len sent me this vetting test.

Here’s a “robust” method for vetting Syrian “refugees”, failing a step is automatic rejection.

Step 1. Ask basic yet probing questions on Christianity, such as which apostle betrayed Jesus or quote a parable, etc.

Step 2. Have them pet and play with a dog.

Step 3. Have them draw a picture of Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).

Step 4. Ask them to tear a page from the Koran. Wiping ass/blowing nose optional.

Step 5. Have them eat a ham sandwich or taste some BACON.

Step 6. Have them wash sandwich down with a beer.

Step 7. Welcome to America!

7 comments on “Vetting Syrian Refugees

  1. Len isn’t all that well versed on Taqiyya, is he?

    Most of the 9/11 moonslime fuckers who got their driver’s license from Jeb! Bush were drinking and snortin’ coke at titty bars before flying planes into buildings and the dirt.

    • Correct. For those who die for Islam, all sins are forgiven. Your are guaranteed to get into paradise so why not have fun and do all the things you were not allowed to do before you off yourself?

  2. In the Westgate mall attack in Obama’s home country of Kenya:

    An eyewitness said that the attackers had told Muslims to leave and that non-Muslims would be targeted. Others were asked to name the mother of the Islamic prophet Muhammad to distinguish Muslims from non-Muslims. They also distinguished Muslims from non-Muslims by asking others to recite the shahadah. To Associated Press, the al-Shabab called it “a meticulous vetting process … to separate the Muslims from the Kuffar”.

    So the terrorists get to vet their victims, but we don’t get to vet terrorists. Too bad nobody bothered to vet the president.

  3. Step 7 for rejects, for the ham sandwich down their throat. pour the beer in after it, burn the koran on their face, then feed them to Fido. The one use I have for Pitbulls.

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