Oh Yea, I think we have a keeper here. All the important parts look acceptable. Even more than acceptable. From her Blondie locks down to her luscious legs she’s an inspiration to all women and a Testosterone level raiser for all men and some women whose taste is inclined toward clam juice and shag carpets.
I’m a bit tired today. I worked outside yesterday since the glorious sun drove the temperature to 70 degrees. Yup, that ole global warming is sure causing havoc. I even saw a neighbor babe in a bikini catching some rays. I had to keep an eye on her for about an hour to make sure her alabaster skin didn’t burn.
1) FACE: The usual porn star pretty. Nice features and a great mop of mostly blonde hair which would look great spread across the pillow on my bed. I usually take marks away for manufactured bloated lips, which she displays. But in this case they do show possibilities. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Yeow! Denny has done himself proud with this lady. Those breasts are magnificent. Spectacular. Mind-blowing. A true work of Mother Nature and a testimony to momma Nature’s wonderful sculpting. Pert, perfect sized, nipples & aureoles just absolutely pictures of what is displayed in the dictionary when you look up the word “perfection”. Rating: “A++++”.
3) TORSO: Firm, toned and flawless. Rating: “A+++”.
4) LEGS: The best I saved for last. Although her calves are not display her thighs say it all. Beautifully shaped and just perfectly positioned. I’m in awe. And as a professional female anatomy assessor I should show more restraint. But I’m helplessly enamored by this woman. I want those lower appendages wrapped firmly around my head. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. A spectacular woman worthy of every single “+”.
Now it time I head off to the local mall. This time of year female flesh is thin on the ground, but with the global warming temperatures lately the lady’s winter wear layers are being shed like dead skin from psoriasis suffer. Yup, I can bet on seeing some skimpy shorts and halter tops. What a wonderful pre-Christmas present. No need to occupy my “hidey-hole” above Victoria’s Secret dressing room either. In fact that place isn’t what many believe it is. Customers are usually women in their late 40’s, obese and sporting dark over their upper lips. The hotties don’t usually shop there. I do know where they really go but it’s a professional secret so I can reveal the location.
Perky!
You or her? 🙂
Yup. They’re perky.
Toejam, just might need a blood transfusion !
Perfect except not a brunette !!
Denny!…this one’s gonna blow Toejam out of the water. Oy! I thought you were my friend! Ha!
Can’t wait to see his report on this one.
~XxxOoo
Another incredibly beautiful little innie tummy button. I dearly love them.
Oh Yea, I think we have a keeper here. All the important parts look acceptable. Even more than acceptable. From her Blondie locks down to her luscious legs she’s an inspiration to all women and a Testosterone level raiser for all men and some women whose taste is inclined toward clam juice and shag carpets.
I’m a bit tired today. I worked outside yesterday since the glorious sun drove the temperature to 70 degrees. Yup, that ole global warming is sure causing havoc. I even saw a neighbor babe in a bikini catching some rays. I had to keep an eye on her for about an hour to make sure her alabaster skin didn’t burn.
1) FACE: The usual porn star pretty. Nice features and a great mop of mostly blonde hair which would look great spread across the pillow on my bed. I usually take marks away for manufactured bloated lips, which she displays. But in this case they do show possibilities. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Yeow! Denny has done himself proud with this lady. Those breasts are magnificent. Spectacular. Mind-blowing. A true work of Mother Nature and a testimony to momma Nature’s wonderful sculpting. Pert, perfect sized, nipples & aureoles just absolutely pictures of what is displayed in the dictionary when you look up the word “perfection”. Rating: “A++++”.
3) TORSO: Firm, toned and flawless. Rating: “A+++”.
4) LEGS: The best I saved for last. Although her calves are not display her thighs say it all. Beautifully shaped and just perfectly positioned. I’m in awe. And as a professional female anatomy assessor I should show more restraint. But I’m helplessly enamored by this woman. I want those lower appendages wrapped firmly around my head. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. A spectacular woman worthy of every single “+”.
Now it time I head off to the local mall. This time of year female flesh is thin on the ground, but with the global warming temperatures lately the lady’s winter wear layers are being shed like dead skin from psoriasis suffer. Yup, I can bet on seeing some skimpy shorts and halter tops. What a wonderful pre-Christmas present. No need to occupy my “hidey-hole” above Victoria’s Secret dressing room either. In fact that place isn’t what many believe it is. Customers are usually women in their late 40’s, obese and sporting dark over their upper lips. The hotties don’t usually shop there. I do know where they really go but it’s a professional secret so I can reveal the location.
She’s a darlin’, no doubt about that.