Not bad for a black haired babe. She seems to be in the holiday spirit and her smile beckons with: Come all ye faithful. I had the usual crap day. Chinky food with my sister. I was derided when I suggested I’d vote for Trump and anyone voting for the Hildabitch was an asshole. She huffed and puffed and told me I was a misogynist and Hillary was a beautify, charitable powerful woman. I immediately burped up a few chunks of cat and left her house. Fortunately, I’m a forgiving person and since I’m the sole heir in her will I’m gonna just let yesterday ‘s insane folly fade into the past just like water off a duck’s back.
Anyway back to Ms Today:
1) FACE: Average, bunk house fodder. Nothing here says POW. I still would prefer a blonde without a moustache over her top lip, however. I’d leave the bushy adornment to its rightful place over the vulva lips. Her blue eyes and pearly white teeth are kinda attractive. Bule eyes on a black haired woman are pretty rare. Maybe she’s been outfitted with those colored contacts. I was banging a babe back in the mid-80’s who used them. One evening I was a full gallop in the saddle when I noticed she had one emerald green eye and one sky blue eye. I laughed so hard it ceased to be hard. Another lost evening. Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: OH yea. Aureoles just the size I like ‘em and Denny doesn’t. A perfect fit for a pair of almost perfect tits. Firm, not too big…not too small. Just a pair of marvelous melons. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Sweet Jesus what a flare on those hips. And no extra blubber in the middle. And to top it off a sensuous navel ready to be the receptacle for some slobbery lint diving. It’s amazing what the average tongue can scoop up in one go. Rating: “A++”.
4) LEGS: AH yes. Thighs to die for and calves to try for. What a wonderful set of pins on her. I could go on and on but my fingers would soon blister as they typed out copious words extolling those wonder works of Mother Nature’s art. Rating; “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. Well done you little Santa’s helper.
Ho Hum. I not going to venture out to my usual haunt at the mall today. Too many dopes pushing and shoving to save 60% on crap they do not need and will be relegated to the attic or cellar in a week or so. I figure I’m going to save 100% by not going to the monument of materialistic pleasure. I’m staying home and weeding the garden. The crocuses are starting to pop through the top soil. I guess the global warming thing might get some traction after all. My daughter say it’s El Nino that has caused the recent havoc. After she explained El Nino I was relieved. At first I figured Senor Nino was one of those greasy Illegal immigrant beaners tryng to get into her knickers. Anyway I’m donning my denim coveralls grabbing my hoe….Shit that sounds like a South Chicago announcing an imminent fornication episode with the ghetto hooker. No, just my way of saying I might head over to my neighbors and sow some seed while daddy’s at the park with the kiddies burning up the jogging path with their hover boards.
Sisters can be like that. It’s my brother-in-law that’ll stick you from behind in his good, compassionate liberal way.
As for el-Nitwit, when the climatistas start in on it tell them the warmth mean less heating oil and that makes the “oil executives” very sad. That usually soothes them back to sleep.
The bimbo looks nice and worked hard on that body. Still, their farts all smell the same.
Thank you, Denny! Two more reasons to have a Merry Christmas!!
Toe Jam will not find much wrong with this one!
Not bad for a black haired babe. She seems to be in the holiday spirit and her smile beckons with: Come all ye faithful. I had the usual crap day. Chinky food with my sister. I was derided when I suggested I’d vote for Trump and anyone voting for the Hildabitch was an asshole. She huffed and puffed and told me I was a misogynist and Hillary was a beautify, charitable powerful woman. I immediately burped up a few chunks of cat and left her house. Fortunately, I’m a forgiving person and since I’m the sole heir in her will I’m gonna just let yesterday ‘s insane folly fade into the past just like water off a duck’s back.
Anyway back to Ms Today:
1) FACE: Average, bunk house fodder. Nothing here says POW. I still would prefer a blonde without a moustache over her top lip, however. I’d leave the bushy adornment to its rightful place over the vulva lips. Her blue eyes and pearly white teeth are kinda attractive. Bule eyes on a black haired woman are pretty rare. Maybe she’s been outfitted with those colored contacts. I was banging a babe back in the mid-80’s who used them. One evening I was a full gallop in the saddle when I noticed she had one emerald green eye and one sky blue eye. I laughed so hard it ceased to be hard. Another lost evening. Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: OH yea. Aureoles just the size I like ‘em and Denny doesn’t. A perfect fit for a pair of almost perfect tits. Firm, not too big…not too small. Just a pair of marvelous melons. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Sweet Jesus what a flare on those hips. And no extra blubber in the middle. And to top it off a sensuous navel ready to be the receptacle for some slobbery lint diving. It’s amazing what the average tongue can scoop up in one go. Rating: “A++”.
4) LEGS: AH yes. Thighs to die for and calves to try for. What a wonderful set of pins on her. I could go on and on but my fingers would soon blister as they typed out copious words extolling those wonder works of Mother Nature’s art. Rating; “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. Well done you little Santa’s helper.
Ho Hum. I not going to venture out to my usual haunt at the mall today. Too many dopes pushing and shoving to save 60% on crap they do not need and will be relegated to the attic or cellar in a week or so. I figure I’m going to save 100% by not going to the monument of materialistic pleasure. I’m staying home and weeding the garden. The crocuses are starting to pop through the top soil. I guess the global warming thing might get some traction after all. My daughter say it’s El Nino that has caused the recent havoc. After she explained El Nino I was relieved. At first I figured Senor Nino was one of those greasy Illegal immigrant beaners tryng to get into her knickers. Anyway I’m donning my denim coveralls grabbing my hoe….Shit that sounds like a South Chicago announcing an imminent fornication episode with the ghetto hooker. No, just my way of saying I might head over to my neighbors and sow some seed while daddy’s at the park with the kiddies burning up the jogging path with their hover boards.
Sisters can be like that. It’s my brother-in-law that’ll stick you from behind in his good, compassionate liberal way.
As for el-Nitwit, when the climatistas start in on it tell them the warmth mean less heating oil and that makes the “oil executives” very sad. That usually soothes them back to sleep.
The bimbo looks nice and worked hard on that body. Still, their farts all smell the same.
Jessica Difeo. Pushing 40 with bolt-ons.
Meh. I’ll pass.
Yeah, she’s got hips a mile wide.
A/D, you’d pass a Bourbon scented vulva on Miss America.
Dude, so that gives your cock a tingle. Whatever. Why you shitting on me ’cause what I wrote is truth?
Whatever A/D…However, you do have a good shot at a starring role on Dr. Phil with that attitude.