Saturday Boobage 1-2-2016

The first one of the year is from Mike M.

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13 comments on “Saturday Boobage 1-2-2016

  1. Nice, sweet babe. I like her velvet covered chair, but I think I’d prefer to see her stool beneath her bottom. Yea, I’m into coprolagnia, but on a limited basis and only if the lady is a vegan. Meat produces far too much poopy stink and acidic flavor in her solid waste by-product. I figure her luscious thighs being flashed before my eyes have something to do with my New Year’s positive reaction. Speaking of New Years, I spent New Years eve in my usual manner. I doubled my usual 8 PM hot cocoa, read my book on how to piss your neighbor off using doggie poo and canine urine and forming them with special Feng Suhi molds imported from a remote island nation called Tristan da Cunha to manufacture life size statues of Barry O. & Hillary C. for my front lawn. Needless to say my faggot, millennial douchebag neighbor is now amused.

    OK. It’s Babe-O-Rama time.

    1) FACE: First thing I noticed was her eyes. I figure it’s the first time I’ve spied that heavy, black, under the eye liner since I stared into the face of my first wife. It was quite a moment. Cramped quarters in the back seat of my 1964/5 Mustang parked in the wooded area of a local swim club on a very warm July night. Suddenly her eyes seemed insignificant. I can’t continue since my eyes are tearing at the thought of the years of sweet bliss and the decades later of pungent alimony. Anyway, as with most of Denny’s subjects this woman reeks of “Porn Queen”. Those puckered lips crying out for the insertion of a tube steak. Rating: “B”.

    2) BOOBAGE: WOW! I’m impressed. Real, perfect sized breast baggage with nice, but slightly over-sized dark pink aureoles. And to boot those nipples are reaching out for the sky. Yup, real deal and not over-bloated sacks of silicon. Un touched by a scalpel of the non-Latex gloves of a mammary manipulator. Rating: “A+++”.

    3) TORSO & THIGHS: Just a fine example of the lust inducing female form that the Hindu god: Kamadeva was known to display in order to drive his followers (Male and Hillary types) into a hedonic frenzy. Smooth, silky, tones and flawless. I’m smitten by the loveliness of this woman’s torso and lower appendages. OH, to have them wrapped around my neck as I savor the sweet & sour essence of her clam sauce. Rating: “A++++”.

    Toejam overall rating: “A+++”.

    Yes. Denny has produced another fine example of the female form. Unfortunately, I can’t analyze her psychological profile. Statistics show there is a better than 50-50 chance her I.Q. matches her shoe size or her propensity for a sadistic display of twisted dominance and abhorrence of all male members of the species by using her 2 inch fingernails and grip of steel in rendering her male partner’s sperm factory a bloody mass of testicular spaghetti while he peacefully slumbers after she has drained his prostate of every molecule of bodily fluid. This, of course is mere speculation, but I treasure my family jewwls too much to put them to the test.

    OK, I’m signing off after a strenuous session of analysis. I hope everyone has a pleasant 2016 despite the fact that our fearless leader will do his best to destroy the entire fabric of American culture in the next 12 months.

    • Toejam~ Misssing you! I had a family emergency over the holidays…as you know. Hoping we might still be able to hook up as the new year comes into bloom. Cum on out to Malibu with me…..

      ~XxxOoo

    • She didn’t leave it. I left it on the chair after she hopped off my lap. But she can sit on it safely as long as she’s on “the pill”!

  2. Do any of you see something weird about her lower belly parts? Looks like a poor photoshop job covering something. Otherwise a fine example of pulchritude!

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