Ah gee Denny, you’re so kind. By the way cash that $20,000 check I sent you as soon as possible. I’m shelling out more than I anticipated on Power-ball lottery tickets so I can resell them for a 25% profit to the ignorant Americans who don’t want to stand in line for a couple of hours. I don’t buy them for myself. I’m lots smarter than to believe I’m going to beat the 292 million to 1 odds. Obviously my astute observations haven’t gotten through to 80% of Americans. The orgy of wanting to win is a sure sign the country is headed for a total Federal controlled welfare state. Thinking you can “beat the odds” and be handed a ton of money without working for it is the very foundation which Socialism is built on. R.I.P. America….Amen!
Now today’s sermon is at an end let’s get on with the expert analysis.
1) FACE: A tinge of porn doth make this sweetie’s puss attractive. The downside her blondie mane is not blonde. Check the eyebrows. You’d think any babe who wanted to pull off the total “towheaded” image would dip her brows into the bowl of Hydrogen Peroxide along with her dome fur. She does have a sweet smile and sparling eyes which indicate she’s not a crack addict. A rarity in the Southern California porn community. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Oh yea. Denny hit those softballs out of the park this week. Although in need of a slight up-lifting “snip” these babies are really nice. The sagging is a sure sign they haven’t been altered by an outside intervention. And they are adorned by the correct size aureoles tipped off by nice rosebud nipples. I’d spend a few ounces of saliva on those little gems. Rating: “A++”.
3) ARMS & TORSO: I spy some point deductions here. Two cankers just south of the left boob and a small but detracting tramp stamp on her left wrist. Both are absolutely unnecessary. Other than they her svelte arms and firm tummy are rather nice. Rating: “A”.
4) THIGHS: I wasn’t going to include them in my critique but I spied the very tops so I’ll say they seem appealing. And form the archway to the honey pot of labia lust. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”….Just barely.
Yet another Saturday down and the sign of Global Warming is not appearing. At least in my neck of the woods. This week could crack the bottom out of past temperature records. I hate winter almost as I hate the icy sack of shit Hillary. She promises to shrink the fiscal deficit when president. That may be a possibility based on her record of shrinking her husband’s dick every time he saw her naked. Even Chelsea had to be produced by Al Gore’s frozen sperm.
As per my usual Saturday routine I headed off to the local mall to celebrate another week of carnal debauchery. What debauchery? You say. Read the fatwah issued recently by the goat-fucking Mooslimes about banging their slaves. Doing mama? Then the kids (daughters & sons) are off limits. Off limits until you tire of the fat, hairy-leg MILF and get her stoned to a bloody mush. Then it’s on to the kiddies. And all the time Barry O’s making nice to these shitheads he’s destroying the fabric of the American Constitution.
Well, she looks… friendly.
Cute, but I’ll pass
This is Rhian Sugden, another one of those wonderful, beautiful, busty British women. Long may they rule.
Yep! She’s a Page 3 girl. I stole her from their site. Here’s a better pic of her thighs TJ. http://www.page3.com/sol/homepage/page3/6844436/Thursday-January-7-Rhian-from-Manchester.html
It was bad enough when we outsourced the presidency to Kenya, but now you’ve got to outsource our wimmin to Yurrip??
Well, I reckon you’re going to be very disappointed with our former model, Slovenia born, FLOTUS in 2017.
Ah gee Denny, you’re so kind. By the way cash that $20,000 check I sent you as soon as possible. I’m shelling out more than I anticipated on Power-ball lottery tickets so I can resell them for a 25% profit to the ignorant Americans who don’t want to stand in line for a couple of hours. I don’t buy them for myself. I’m lots smarter than to believe I’m going to beat the 292 million to 1 odds. Obviously my astute observations haven’t gotten through to 80% of Americans. The orgy of wanting to win is a sure sign the country is headed for a total Federal controlled welfare state. Thinking you can “beat the odds” and be handed a ton of money without working for it is the very foundation which Socialism is built on. R.I.P. America….Amen!
Now today’s sermon is at an end let’s get on with the expert analysis.
1) FACE: A tinge of porn doth make this sweetie’s puss attractive. The downside her blondie mane is not blonde. Check the eyebrows. You’d think any babe who wanted to pull off the total “towheaded” image would dip her brows into the bowl of Hydrogen Peroxide along with her dome fur. She does have a sweet smile and sparling eyes which indicate she’s not a crack addict. A rarity in the Southern California porn community. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Oh yea. Denny hit those softballs out of the park this week. Although in need of a slight up-lifting “snip” these babies are really nice. The sagging is a sure sign they haven’t been altered by an outside intervention. And they are adorned by the correct size aureoles tipped off by nice rosebud nipples. I’d spend a few ounces of saliva on those little gems. Rating: “A++”.
3) ARMS & TORSO: I spy some point deductions here. Two cankers just south of the left boob and a small but detracting tramp stamp on her left wrist. Both are absolutely unnecessary. Other than they her svelte arms and firm tummy are rather nice. Rating: “A”.
4) THIGHS: I wasn’t going to include them in my critique but I spied the very tops so I’ll say they seem appealing. And form the archway to the honey pot of labia lust. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”….Just barely.
Yet another Saturday down and the sign of Global Warming is not appearing. At least in my neck of the woods. This week could crack the bottom out of past temperature records. I hate winter almost as I hate the icy sack of shit Hillary. She promises to shrink the fiscal deficit when president. That may be a possibility based on her record of shrinking her husband’s dick every time he saw her naked. Even Chelsea had to be produced by Al Gore’s frozen sperm.
As per my usual Saturday routine I headed off to the local mall to celebrate another week of carnal debauchery. What debauchery? You say. Read the fatwah issued recently by the goat-fucking Mooslimes about banging their slaves. Doing mama? Then the kids (daughters & sons) are off limits. Off limits until you tire of the fat, hairy-leg MILF and get her stoned to a bloody mush. Then it’s on to the kiddies. And all the time Barry O’s making nice to these shitheads he’s destroying the fabric of the American Constitution.
>Even Chelsea had to be produced by Al Gore’s frozen sperm
Al Gore?? More like Webb Hubbell! Prolly frozen, too. Heh!