Ah, so that’s what has been going on. Good news and a relief it just an ISP. Damn shame someone hasn’t thought of making a cellphone that’s a computer, yannow?
Good I was getting worried about you. Glad it was just a glitch in Internet access and not something more serious. Hope to hear from you soon ranting about the stupidity that is all around us these days.
I could give a rat’s ass about your internet problems! Remember from your IBM days “excellence is par” Now get the boobage and soon, A/hole can only be one or two peeps. now get out there!
I called Rush Limbaugh and requested the next time he went to church that he light a votive candle for Denny.
Rush immediately said he would, but only if I ordered 3 dozen roses from 1800-FLOWERS, a lifetime “Identity-theft” membership in “Lifelock” , the personal I.D. protection company & bought the most expensive home security system from the “Simplisafe” home security company.
Sorry he’s not deep-throating trump like you are. If anyone has problems with being a cuckservative, it’s your boy Trump. He got crossed up trying to answer about eminent domain in relation to Kelo v. New London; a massive failure. Don’t even go back and look at his statements about Obamacare, socialized medicine, the second Amendment, etc.,…
With friends like some dem’ – You sho’ don’t needs no enemies. Betta’ ya’ bee’s mo’ like our half-rican messiah an’ start “Forging Partnerships and Building Friendships” – We all sees how well dat be doin’ – Seriously, you are missed by me too. Hurry back. I alone have already sent you a ton-of-shit to read.
I was gonna’ post a lovely, but late, “Saturday Boobage” to feed your reader’s oooh’s and ahhh’s and stir-up Toe Jam’s ire – But alas, the comments section don’t allow for attachments.
So instead, I thought of filling-in with my own AOTW. Wow! I found out what a task that truly is. So many deserving and so little time. It’s a lot harder than it looks, so I passed.
I will however post a few oldies that I dug-up. A Monday Pun and a political joke that’s right in season:
Mahatma Gandhi:
As everyone knows Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him – A super, calloused, fragile, mystic hexed by halitosis.
Daddy’s Little Girl:
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her Father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” She asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?
Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?”
“A Muslim terrorist,” she says.
“Why a Muslim terrorist?” Her father asks in shock
“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give a Muslim terrorist a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe He’d start loving people a little bit.”
She continued, “And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to a Muslim terrorist, too, he’d love everyone a lot, and then, he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”
The father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
“Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”
“I know,” Melissa says, “and once that gets that damned Muslim terrorist out in the open, the Marines could just blow the Shit out of Him!”
Thank goodness, Denny.
Believe it or not some of us were worried you might have concussed yourself into a vegetable.
Of all the anxieties we’ve had about you, losing access wasn’t one of them.
So Denny, when are you going to catch a break?
Ah, so that’s what has been going on. Good news and a relief it just an ISP. Damn shame someone hasn’t thought of making a cellphone that’s a computer, yannow?
😉
Glad you’re ok, Denny. When Saturday boobage doesn’t come out on schedule, we start to get worried.
Good I was getting worried about you. Glad it was just a glitch in Internet access and not something more serious. Hope to hear from you soon ranting about the stupidity that is all around us these days.
Good to have you back, Denny, even if it is just to say you’re still above ground.
Glad it’s nothing more than internet trouble, Denny. We all get worried since you took the tumble…not to mention no Saturday Boobage!
All of the above.
But it is probably a black ops conspiracy to keep Denny off the air!
That’s a relief. I don’t even keep track of how far behind you are with SB and AOTW.
I could give a rat’s ass about your internet problems! Remember from your IBM days “excellence is par” Now get the boobage and soon, A/hole can only be one or two peeps. now get out there!
I called Rush Limbaugh and requested the next time he went to church that he light a votive candle for Denny.
Rush immediately said he would, but only if I ordered 3 dozen roses from 1800-FLOWERS, a lifetime “Identity-theft” membership in “Lifelock” , the personal I.D. protection company & bought the most expensive home security system from the “Simplisafe” home security company.
Sorry Denny,
I couldn’t afford that!
Rush Limbaugh? He sold what’s left of his soul pushing “full-throated cuckservative” Marcosoft Fruitio.
Sorry he’s not deep-throating trump like you are. If anyone has problems with being a cuckservative, it’s your boy Trump. He got crossed up trying to answer about eminent domain in relation to Kelo v. New London; a massive failure. Don’t even go back and look at his statements about Obamacare, socialized medicine, the second Amendment, etc.,…
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Damn Denny:
With friends like some dem’ – You sho’ don’t needs no enemies. Betta’ ya’ bee’s mo’ like our half-rican messiah an’ start “Forging Partnerships and Building Friendships” – We all sees how well dat be doin’ – Seriously, you are missed by me too. Hurry back. I alone have already sent you a ton-of-shit to read.
PS:
I was gonna’ post a lovely, but late, “Saturday Boobage” to feed your reader’s oooh’s and ahhh’s and stir-up Toe Jam’s ire – But alas, the comments section don’t allow for attachments.
So instead, I thought of filling-in with my own AOTW. Wow! I found out what a task that truly is. So many deserving and so little time. It’s a lot harder than it looks, so I passed.
I will however post a few oldies that I dug-up. A Monday Pun and a political joke that’s right in season:
Mahatma Gandhi:
As everyone knows Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him – A super, calloused, fragile, mystic hexed by halitosis.
Daddy’s Little Girl:
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her Father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” She asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?
Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?”
“A Muslim terrorist,” she says.
“Why a Muslim terrorist?” Her father asks in shock
“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give a Muslim terrorist a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe He’d start loving people a little bit.”
She continued, “And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to a Muslim terrorist, too, he’d love everyone a lot, and then, he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”
The father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
“Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”
“I know,” Melissa says, “and once that gets that damned Muslim terrorist out in the open, the Marines could just blow the Shit out of Him!”
I bet Obama would also like to blow the shit out of a Muslim terrorist — and take it in the ass from him, too.
Thank you, R in O, for helpin’ to keep up the morale around here. The Gandhi pun was good and the Daddy’s Little Girl on was great.