OK, A/D you’ve finally hit the bodacious body babe mark with this wench’s photograph. I take back everything I’ve said about you in the past. She’s a fine looking filly with great boobs and slender body. I bet if she were here in the frozen tundra of Western North Carolina those nipples would grow faster and longer than Pinocchio’s nose after he said Hillary Clinton was an honest upstanding, straight citizen and presidential candidate.
In any event I’m headed off soon to a global warming protest so I have to dig out my thermal undies, padded Chinese Everest climbing suit and Ermine lined X-large jock strap. I’m not taking my side-arm today even though I do have a CCl because I figure those “fire people” won’t stray far from the warmth of their public housing hovels. So the event will be the sole venue of Northern White Liberals and a few bible-clutching, gun-loving Conservatives like myself.
1: FACE: That face would do any porn-slut proud. Fine sharp features, a hatchet nose just right to hang your balls on while she takes a tour of your Southern rim. Mouth slightly agape in the classic “show me the spunk before you swallow” pose. Yup, she’s probably made more XXX flicks in her short life than the combined TV sitcom episodes which Mary Tyler Moore & Lucile Ball appeared in. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m not gonna speculate: real or silicon now. I’d have to give them a little closer examination using my 5 senses. No matter, they look fine except the aureoles are just a wee bit large. Nice shape for motor-boating since there’s just the right amount of slack to allow them to swing through 45 degree arcs as they pounded your cheeks into rosy, sweating pulp and possible cracked your zygomatic bone in 4 places. But, despite not being able to take solid food for 3 weeks afterwards it’d be damn worth it. Rating: “A++”.
3) TORSO: Wow! Nice slender firm flawless display. I likes ’em on the thin side. Her stomach looks like you could beat out a sold rhythm with your swizzle stick. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: Oh yea, my favorite part of the female anatomy. What a glorious pair of stems. I can see her musky pheromone vapors wafting off the inner thighs and drifting upward like a cloud of soft scented incense and seeping into the crevice of love and combining with her lusty “Arousal-Induced Vasocongestive Vaginal Lubrication” making a fine South of the Naval salsa. Finger-lickin good as Colonel Sanders says. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”. And well earned, young lady!
Even though the suns out and the day is bright the temperature isn’t going above the mis-20’s and with a hearty wind the wind-chill should be closer to single digits. Fortunately, I’ve secreted several GoPro cams in strategic lady’s dressing rooms in the area’s malls. So I can sit in the comfort of my warm house and using my HDTV hooked up to my computer I, while sipping my hot rum toddy I can see the fine features of damsels as their bikini panties slide over their feminine-hygiene scented honey pots.
DDP isn’t here at the moment and I miss her dearly. Having said that, life is good in the Appalachian mountains.
If that is Emily Agnes Shaw, she dropped the Shaw and became a Playboy Playmate. She wore glasses in her centerfold. She’s a Brit and the boobs are real.
Damn! I hate to go against A-D and T-J and swim against the rest of the current – But – She looks like a “High Maintenance” item to me where the costs certainly wouldn’t be worth the investment. It is however, good to see real boobs back rather than the infamous ones in our government.
It’seems great to see the Booba get back again!
Damn stupid tablet!!
It’s great to see the Boobage back again!
Click that picture and you get actual size. Me likey.
breasts…must…fight…gravity.
OK, A/D you’ve finally hit the bodacious body babe mark with this wench’s photograph. I take back everything I’ve said about you in the past. She’s a fine looking filly with great boobs and slender body. I bet if she were here in the frozen tundra of Western North Carolina those nipples would grow faster and longer than Pinocchio’s nose after he said Hillary Clinton was an honest upstanding, straight citizen and presidential candidate.
In any event I’m headed off soon to a global warming protest so I have to dig out my thermal undies, padded Chinese Everest climbing suit and Ermine lined X-large jock strap. I’m not taking my side-arm today even though I do have a CCl because I figure those “fire people” won’t stray far from the warmth of their public housing hovels. So the event will be the sole venue of Northern White Liberals and a few bible-clutching, gun-loving Conservatives like myself.
1: FACE: That face would do any porn-slut proud. Fine sharp features, a hatchet nose just right to hang your balls on while she takes a tour of your Southern rim. Mouth slightly agape in the classic “show me the spunk before you swallow” pose. Yup, she’s probably made more XXX flicks in her short life than the combined TV sitcom episodes which Mary Tyler Moore & Lucile Ball appeared in. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m not gonna speculate: real or silicon now. I’d have to give them a little closer examination using my 5 senses. No matter, they look fine except the aureoles are just a wee bit large. Nice shape for motor-boating since there’s just the right amount of slack to allow them to swing through 45 degree arcs as they pounded your cheeks into rosy, sweating pulp and possible cracked your zygomatic bone in 4 places. But, despite not being able to take solid food for 3 weeks afterwards it’d be damn worth it. Rating: “A++”.
3) TORSO: Wow! Nice slender firm flawless display. I likes ’em on the thin side. Her stomach looks like you could beat out a sold rhythm with your swizzle stick. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: Oh yea, my favorite part of the female anatomy. What a glorious pair of stems. I can see her musky pheromone vapors wafting off the inner thighs and drifting upward like a cloud of soft scented incense and seeping into the crevice of love and combining with her lusty “Arousal-Induced Vasocongestive Vaginal Lubrication” making a fine South of the Naval salsa. Finger-lickin good as Colonel Sanders says. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”. And well earned, young lady!
Even though the suns out and the day is bright the temperature isn’t going above the mis-20’s and with a hearty wind the wind-chill should be closer to single digits. Fortunately, I’ve secreted several GoPro cams in strategic lady’s dressing rooms in the area’s malls. So I can sit in the comfort of my warm house and using my HDTV hooked up to my computer I, while sipping my hot rum toddy I can see the fine features of damsels as their bikini panties slide over their feminine-hygiene scented honey pots.
DDP isn’t here at the moment and I miss her dearly. Having said that, life is good in the Appalachian mountains.
Try a Google image search for Emily Agnes Shaw. Sir, I think you will be rather pleased …
Thanks for the heads-up, Herp
Any relation to George Bernard Shaw?
If that is Emily Agnes Shaw, she dropped the Shaw and became a Playboy Playmate. She wore glasses in her centerfold. She’s a Brit and the boobs are real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWpD1PRAbCs
Thanks for the boobage, Denny. A little skinny for my taste, but still appreciated.
Yum! AD must have been keeping her in his back pocket for a special occasion.
Damn! I hate to go against A-D and T-J and swim against the rest of the current – But – She looks like a “High Maintenance” item to me where the costs certainly wouldn’t be worth the investment. It is however, good to see real boobs back rather than the infamous ones in our government.
You know what they say: No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere has gotten tired of her bullshit.
LOL!!! True.
Ron, so rent instead of buy.