Ole Michigan native and Conservative proponent A/D scores again. Nice stuff here and even though she sporting a dark mane I won’t hold that against her. I got some morning wood, however that I’d love to hold against her cheek while she takes my meatballs on a tongue ride. Never mind, ask DDP I’m always a little frisky in the morning till after I shower.
OK. Mow leys do a very thorough examination on this aqua-erotic specimen.
1) FACE: Yea, as usual the Porn look. But in this woman’s face I do see a spark of innocence. It is probably feigned, but it’s there nevertheless. Nice sharp, flawless features right on down to that almost arrow shaped chin. A perfect landing spot for my anatomic glue dispenser. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Denny’s not going to be happy. She sports just the correct size aureoles tipped by some very hard nipples on those natural mounds of pleasure. Speaking of those mounds, it’s been a while since my eyes have been blessed with two of the most desirable monuments of mammary magnificence. They are spectacular. No sag, no blemishes & no halo of hair around the aureoles. Believe it or not many women, especially the dark hair variety sport a fair amount of the external cilia. Some woman actually have to use a mild depilatory to remove the little devils so the area is freed of the offending dark growth. Check your honey out next time you’re about to give her red hot chili peppers a severe, but gentle lingual lashing. Your best view for spotting the hairs is when your tongue is about 6 inches from the touch-down. This way your ocular focus is at its sharpest. Additionally, you might want to employ a fairly strong magnifying glass. But be warned, if you use the magnifier do not do it out doors on a sunny day. The suns focal point and a tender nipple do not make for a happy ending I assure you. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Another fine example of post pubescent anatomy. Hips flare, tummy tight sporting a perfect innie and just the correct convex shape. It looks like a winner. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: As many followers of Saturday Boobage know the lovely female leg is my Achilles heel. I start to drool when I see a thigh of this lady’s quality. Firm yet tender, soft yet solid. Wafting the amorous scent that only the female pheromones can produce. I see in my “mind’s eye” my moist tongue gliding up and down those two fantastic causeways to paradise. EEK, I’m headed toward critical mass. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. Almost, but not quite DDP purrrrrfect!
Ho Hum, yet another stressful analysis just about wrapped up. And with no commercial interruptions either. It’s a dull but fairly warm day here at the foot of the Smokies. I think the lush young tantalizing females will be striding about the local malls sporting their first plumage of spring. I might even catch a glimpse of that tender thigh I so fervently adore. So without further ado I’ll shuffle off to the shower and afterwards don the Jesuit cassock I lifted from the back of a local priest’s SUV while he was paying a visit to a horny parishioner. Gotta keep the flock happy. That cassock along with my dark glasses allows my lust glances to go unnoticed.
Actually the only reason the areolae look as small as they do is because they are puckered from a chill. Relaxed they would be the perfect A to B ratio which would make them too large for you.
1st to comment and I declare her perfect. That is all that needs to be said about her.
Perfect is correct.
Excellent example of fun bags. Now bring on summer.
Another great example of a beautiful, little innie tummy button.
You know, there’s something about “Click on image to enlarge” underneath her photo that always makes me smile.
They look nice, and at least she’s showin’ a bit more meat on her bones than that skinny one from last week.
Ole Michigan native and Conservative proponent A/D scores again. Nice stuff here and even though she sporting a dark mane I won’t hold that against her. I got some morning wood, however that I’d love to hold against her cheek while she takes my meatballs on a tongue ride. Never mind, ask DDP I’m always a little frisky in the morning till after I shower.
OK. Mow leys do a very thorough examination on this aqua-erotic specimen.
1) FACE: Yea, as usual the Porn look. But in this woman’s face I do see a spark of innocence. It is probably feigned, but it’s there nevertheless. Nice sharp, flawless features right on down to that almost arrow shaped chin. A perfect landing spot for my anatomic glue dispenser. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Denny’s not going to be happy. She sports just the correct size aureoles tipped by some very hard nipples on those natural mounds of pleasure. Speaking of those mounds, it’s been a while since my eyes have been blessed with two of the most desirable monuments of mammary magnificence. They are spectacular. No sag, no blemishes & no halo of hair around the aureoles. Believe it or not many women, especially the dark hair variety sport a fair amount of the external cilia. Some woman actually have to use a mild depilatory to remove the little devils so the area is freed of the offending dark growth. Check your honey out next time you’re about to give her red hot chili peppers a severe, but gentle lingual lashing. Your best view for spotting the hairs is when your tongue is about 6 inches from the touch-down. This way your ocular focus is at its sharpest. Additionally, you might want to employ a fairly strong magnifying glass. But be warned, if you use the magnifier do not do it out doors on a sunny day. The suns focal point and a tender nipple do not make for a happy ending I assure you. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Another fine example of post pubescent anatomy. Hips flare, tummy tight sporting a perfect innie and just the correct convex shape. It looks like a winner. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: As many followers of Saturday Boobage know the lovely female leg is my Achilles heel. I start to drool when I see a thigh of this lady’s quality. Firm yet tender, soft yet solid. Wafting the amorous scent that only the female pheromones can produce. I see in my “mind’s eye” my moist tongue gliding up and down those two fantastic causeways to paradise. EEK, I’m headed toward critical mass. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. Almost, but not quite DDP purrrrrfect!
Ho Hum, yet another stressful analysis just about wrapped up. And with no commercial interruptions either. It’s a dull but fairly warm day here at the foot of the Smokies. I think the lush young tantalizing females will be striding about the local malls sporting their first plumage of spring. I might even catch a glimpse of that tender thigh I so fervently adore. So without further ado I’ll shuffle off to the shower and afterwards don the Jesuit cassock I lifted from the back of a local priest’s SUV while he was paying a visit to a horny parishioner. Gotta keep the flock happy. That cassock along with my dark glasses allows my lust glances to go unnoticed.
Life is Good!
Actually the only reason the areolae look as small as they do is because they are puckered from a chill. Relaxed they would be the perfect A to B ratio which would make them too large for you.
I don’t know if it’s summer yet but my temperature (along with something else) is rising.
Verry nies