This lass is from Tom R. She looks familiar. She reminds me of a Playmate from the early 70’s.
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This lass is from Tom R. She looks familiar. She reminds me of a Playmate from the early 70’s.
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Toejam is going to hate you, Denny!
I don’t remember who she is, but she can certainly help me in may attempting suicide by suffocation.
Really Really nice Denny
Now picture that with tattoos all over, sort of like bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
Those lovely legs aren’t gonna save this lass from less that an average rating. What the hell is this example of 80% aureole, 20% boobage amounting to two melon sized sacks hanging from her torso doing on a respected blog site like this? I usually give Denny a lot of latitude in choosing fine examples of womanhood, but today’s blatant abuse must be condemned by all those who believe in WWW (Wonderful Womanhood Whoopee-cushions). This expert analysis is gonna get ugly. How ugly? Uglier that some of A/D’s acerbic paranoia generated email statements. And that is setting a whole new level of obscene blathering.
1) FACE: Average porno puss surrounded by darker than acceptable hair. Her facial features announce “1960’s something hippie, drug-abusing tree-hugging, peace loving bimbo.” And if you look closely the forest is not hidden by the foliage. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Ugh. This is gonna be difficult. I know I’m only gonna fill Denny’s Schadenfreude tank, but as an expert in the field I must do what is necessary. I’ve never ever cast eyes on an uglier set of bazungas (I hesitate to denigrate the term bazungas when referring to these bloated tumorous masses). Everything amazingly great about a woman’s chesticles is debased by this woman’s display. Those aureoles would completely cover the nose radar dome of an Airbus A-380 and have some flesh to spare. I’m aghast. Rating: “F”.
LEGS: The saving factor. Despite having a less than average face and total anatomical meltdown in the boob department her legs are far better than the rest of her Mother Nature ravaged anatomy would suggest. They are fine example of lower appendage allurement. Smooth, firm but not overly muscular. Just the items to toss over your shoulders as your pleasure probe searches out the pink taco depository. And as an extra bonus if she hasn’t depilatorated those fine calves in a few days you can with the twist of your neck scrape the green gunk off your tongue without missing a stroke. Win/Win as long as you can avoid those mammoth aureoles from swinging and causing a Professional Football sized concussion. Rating: “A++”.
Once again total failure saved from the scrap heap by a fine set of multi-jointed flesh pegs.
Toejam overall Rating: “B-“.
Ho Hum, I’ve decided to renew my efforts in promoting a presidential candidate. I’m somewhat on the fence but certain events yesterday have made me realize Hillary isn’t the evil person certain people have made her out to be. Forget her treason, criminal activity, abetting her husband’s serial rapes and her sorted labia lapping with hundreds of adoring groupies. She’s the best member of the Washington D.C. Beltway Political Club to carry the torch for America’s march toward bestowing statehood on Cuba. That would make America consist of 51 states (58 according to Obama’s count) and add over 11 million more Democrat voters to the 15 million illegal aliens, 4 million members of the “Sons & Daughters of Allah” chicken pluckers and 50 million parasites of all colors not counting the dead ones who vote several times. As Denny so eloquently states: All Hail Diversity!
Geez, your feelz is still all butthurt when someone comes into disagreement with one of your massive spammings of inboxes? What a surprise. Anyhoo, we’re in agreement about the Ukrainian who goes by Sofi A: http://666w.ru/gallery/3494019/Busty_brunette_with_hairy_armpits
Ps. you would’ve loved the blonde sent is this week’s mailings.
My mommy forbid me playing with psychotics, A/D back in 1950!
Geesh, still with the butthurt and now making a public spectacle out of yourself with childish name calling? Sad!
Perfect example of a set of large breasts, firm and fully packed. An almost perfect A to B ratio. Remember, my site, my standards of feminine boobage which are much better than yours. Unfortunately, she has underarm hair, but she does have hair on an important part of her body. I thought she might have been Linda Summers. Strong resemblance.
Indeed. That’s a mighty fine set of funbags tho, in dire needing of introduction to Gillette for the pits and, the unfortunate Will Sampson resemblance. Other than those minor drawbacks, she’s an excellent specimen for some Cowgirl while blaring Slow Ride in the background.
One nice thing about this young lady is that the funbags under discussion are unquestionably 100 percent organic, with no added fillers.
True story!
I have to say I look forward to reading your critique but if we all thought the same way there would be one very happy exhausted girl and a lot of unhappy ones
Alas, his critiques are usually full of shit, but I like to humor him since he is an old fart.
Her name is Sofi Goncharov. she is from Russia. Takes less than a minute to find her using google image search.