In an anti-Trump story in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation this morning I came across this howler.
President Barack Obama, speaking at a Dimocratic fundraiser in Dallas said those who aspire to lead the country “should be trying to bring us together and not turning us against one another.”
This from the most divisive president in the history of this country. Racial relations have not been this bad since the 60’s. The hypocrisy of this booger eatin’ moh-ron is incredible. This makes me think, why have I never called him Obooger?
He said leaders should also “speak out against violence.”
This from someone who has never spoken out against violence. Did he condemn the violence of the protesters in Chicago who caused the cancellation of the Trump rally? Of course not. They are his people so that violence is OK.
At 10:00 AM today I am getting a colonoscopy That meant sitting on a toilet for five hours Sunday night. Since I can’t tell when I have to take a crap that’s what I have to do. Drink the stuff to clean out my system and wait for it to do its work. Sit on the john and read. Repeat. What fun! Plus, I had to fast all day Sunday. That didn’t bother me too much. The colonoscopy doesn’t either. I have no feeling down there so I don’t bother to take the sedative and I stay awake and watch the procedure. So as they poke the probe up my butt I can watch the TV screen and I get to see what an Obooger, Bernie, and Cankles supporter gets to see on a daily basis.
Update: The colonoscopy went OK. Fascinating to watch. He found one polyp and I got to watch him snip it off. It looked huge but was the size of a pimple. Now they get to check whether it’s malignant. Everyone was surprised that I wasn’t going the sedative route. I kept telling them that I was a crip so I had no sensation and I wanted to watch the procedure.
Colonoscopy?
Been there, done that a couple of times.
The prep is worse than the 20 minutes of “Up Periscope”!
I feel your discomfort, Denny.
Denny, you left the out best part of this attack on Free speech generated by the dregs of Chicongo… Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio schlonged themselves into joining The Left with echoing Obama’s same words!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can’t stump the Trump.
Trump is the only outsider in the current race to the White House.
He’s outside and hated by the Washington D.C. Beltway Political Club members.
Ted & Marco are nothing more than dues paying members of that club that’s why I’ll stick with the Trumpmeister.
Oh, the bones are beginning to fall out of the closet for that phony, dominionist Cubanadian™: http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/2016/03/cunt-face-cruz.html
Anti Trump story? Imagine that…
Denounce violence? Obozo will hardly denounce terrorist attacks.
Hypocrisy, thy name is politics!
Colonoscopy? Someone’s always trying to get up my ass. Had one. It’ll be another 60 years before I “elect” to do that again. (Still, pretty women sticking me with needles has a certain allure…)
Amazing Denny! I went thru that same thing a few days into the new year. My second time. The first time I was wide-awake and only felt a little discomfort. This second time they put me to sleep and I didn’t feel a thing at all. Like you, they found butt one little polyp and snipped it. It was benign.
I’m sure that you feel as I do, that by snipping that in the bud neither one of us will be giving birth to another Lib-O.
Well, gentlemen, it is an age thing. As we get older, these polyp things pop up. That suits the Health Dept, who tell us to do it all again in 3 years (and we are the elderly, trusting types – right)?
Luckily the surgeon in my home town has a sense of humour, even if he is from Germany.
“Now Thomas, ve sniped out polyps two, und den ve put rubber band on ze haemorrhoid, zo I think ve have it all”
“Thanks Doc, sounds as if you have made me into a perfect arse-hole”
Thank-you Tout. That was (*sniff*) inspiring! 🙂
Two things Denny
1. Always ask for sedatives…if not needed at the present…ask for doggy bag!!
2. I always think of Obama at my coloNoscopys!!!
” I get to see what an Obooger, Bernie, and Cankles supporter gets to see on a daily basis. ”
Coffee out the nose here, Boss.
OK, gotta say this, ’cause I ain’t exactly feelin’ no pain at the moment, Denny, God bless ‘im, has enriched my life over the years, has a brilliant following of readers here. Somehow, NOBODY congratulated on being a “perfect asshole” again? C’mon, men. Where’s the humor gone? We used to do that kinda good-nature kidding to each other in America.
Fuck me running. Maybe it really is too late.
G`Damn…
Denny , I beat you , My Colonoscopy was March 8th at 7.30 AM I had 3 polyp`s ……same drill , they looked fine but still have to wait for the biopsy results . I get one every five years .
Given the fact I am a two time Cancer Survivor & my family history for various cancers , colonoscopies & cat scans are never far off on the horizon for me. Anyway I went the Biscodyl pills & two 10 ounce bottles of lemon flavored Bilge water for my time on the thunder mug.
In the past I have watched the screen but now as routine procedure they send you to LaLa land…Fasted from 10 Pm Sunday to Tuesday morning on the Eighth.
This time I was given some pills after the procedure to take for about 10 days to make sure no infection sets in . This is a first for me but here in Erie when polyp`s are harvested it is normal post procedure practice.
Take care & remember a test fart is advised for several weeks before letting go.