I remember her, or a gal that ooked just like her, back in the ’80s. I was stationed at Fort Polk, and for two weeks in July, they sent us a reservist. Good looking gal. Brown hair, great eyes, knockout figure. I played it straight-arrow, very professional. Didn’t want to be subect to the UCMJ. On Friday of the second week, she signed out, said goodbye and left to go home.
About an hour later I got a call on my desk phone (remember those?) She was holed up in a motel just south of town, wanted to know if I wanted to get some dinner. I told her that I knew a great restaurant just south of her in the next little burg. She gave me her room number and asked me to pick her up.
When she answered the door, she was dressed just like that. We never did make it to the restaurant. We spent the weeekend in that room. When he left on Sunday morning, heading home, she told me that she’d probably see me again. She was right.
A gentleman gets his reward!
And a much nicer story than ol TJ wanting to inspect pubic hair ( after which he would demonstrate his knowledge of crab taxonomy, probably).
A beaut of a little girl, Catfish. You scored a hot babe once again. I’m glad Denney has given up picking the abhorrent huge aureole possessors and allowed some guys with a little class and some knowledge of how the female body should be constructed. And added to her allure is that nice subtle all-over tan. That is like icing on a cake and in this case I’ll admit I want to lick the icing off. I awoke today to clear skies and moderate temperatures so this is gonna be an abbreviated session since outdoors, scantily clad babes are the order of the day and eyeballing them is a top priority.
1) FACE: Although the likelihood of a babe who poses semi-nude and allows the photographs to go public is most likely not virginal material this lass has the face of an angel. Nice smile, sharp features and minimum face paint. Her hair glows in an auburn radiance that appears natural. Yup, I’m thinking about how she’d look when my eyes popped open after a night’s sleep and it was about 4 inches from mine. And that thought is pleasant fer sure. Rating: “A+++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Sweet mama, nice mammas. Not overly huge but big enough to oil up and slip the ole baloney between for some slippery hi-jinx. I don’t ride sidesaddle in these escapades. Actually, according to one’s perversion there are 2 acceptable mounts. Facing so your pecker snot hits her nose or it lands in her navel. The navel facing position has an added attraction depending is the lady at hand is into rimming. Anyway, nice size, acceptable aureoles and very pert nipples. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Very nice and as I stated previously the perfect tan really enhances the firm tone and flawless midsection. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: Gulp! I just fell in love with tw0 fantastic erection inducers. I, being the consummate female leg aficionado am smitten by the quality of this lady’s thighs. Firm, smooth and just the items to wrap around my head. I sure wish the picture revealed the low half of her gams. I’m certain the calves are as alluring as the thighs. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: A solid “A+++”.
Now it’s coming into summer I wish Denny would break with tradition and post some ladies with a nice view of their well mown front lawns. I know Denny’s a tad prudish, but if other blogs can do it and not bring down the wrath of the D.O.J. Denny can as well. This of course might offend those who believe the lady’s “Hoo-Hoo” should never be on display. Phooey, I say. Let the fair maiden’s qualities all hang out for our enjoinment and my expert analysis. There’s nothing more professionally satisfying that judging the quality of a dew laden valley of steamy pleasure.
Let’s have a show of hands my fellow travelers into the Saturday morning lust liaison. Does she show or does she don’t?
It’s Saturday Boobage not Saturday Pubage. Haven’t you noticed that I purposely crop out the pubic area if the lady is completely naked? I’d tell you to buy a Playboy but they don’t even show boobage anymore. That business decision will wind up as successful as New Coke. Hefner has officially become senile.
Yum!
Not bad. Nothing special. Done with red hair. You’ve been sent better. Whatever.
I Like Her
Reminds me of a Cupie doll……………..with tits.
Another beautiful little innie tummy button. Thankfully, they keep on coming.
I remember her, or a gal that ooked just like her, back in the ’80s. I was stationed at Fort Polk, and for two weeks in July, they sent us a reservist. Good looking gal. Brown hair, great eyes, knockout figure. I played it straight-arrow, very professional. Didn’t want to be subect to the UCMJ. On Friday of the second week, she signed out, said goodbye and left to go home.
About an hour later I got a call on my desk phone (remember those?) She was holed up in a motel just south of town, wanted to know if I wanted to get some dinner. I told her that I knew a great restaurant just south of her in the next little burg. She gave me her room number and asked me to pick her up.
When she answered the door, she was dressed just like that. We never did make it to the restaurant. We spent the weeekend in that room. When he left on Sunday morning, heading home, she told me that she’d probably see me again. She was right.
A gentleman gets his reward!
And a much nicer story than ol TJ wanting to inspect pubic hair ( after which he would demonstrate his knowledge of crab taxonomy, probably).
The catch of the day! Very Nice
Healthy lookin’ wench. Nice choice.
A beaut of a little girl, Catfish. You scored a hot babe once again. I’m glad Denney has given up picking the abhorrent huge aureole possessors and allowed some guys with a little class and some knowledge of how the female body should be constructed. And added to her allure is that nice subtle all-over tan. That is like icing on a cake and in this case I’ll admit I want to lick the icing off. I awoke today to clear skies and moderate temperatures so this is gonna be an abbreviated session since outdoors, scantily clad babes are the order of the day and eyeballing them is a top priority.
1) FACE: Although the likelihood of a babe who poses semi-nude and allows the photographs to go public is most likely not virginal material this lass has the face of an angel. Nice smile, sharp features and minimum face paint. Her hair glows in an auburn radiance that appears natural. Yup, I’m thinking about how she’d look when my eyes popped open after a night’s sleep and it was about 4 inches from mine. And that thought is pleasant fer sure. Rating: “A+++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Sweet mama, nice mammas. Not overly huge but big enough to oil up and slip the ole baloney between for some slippery hi-jinx. I don’t ride sidesaddle in these escapades. Actually, according to one’s perversion there are 2 acceptable mounts. Facing so your pecker snot hits her nose or it lands in her navel. The navel facing position has an added attraction depending is the lady at hand is into rimming. Anyway, nice size, acceptable aureoles and very pert nipples. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Very nice and as I stated previously the perfect tan really enhances the firm tone and flawless midsection. Rating: “A++”.
4) THIGHS: Gulp! I just fell in love with tw0 fantastic erection inducers. I, being the consummate female leg aficionado am smitten by the quality of this lady’s thighs. Firm, smooth and just the items to wrap around my head. I sure wish the picture revealed the low half of her gams. I’m certain the calves are as alluring as the thighs. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: A solid “A+++”.
Now it’s coming into summer I wish Denny would break with tradition and post some ladies with a nice view of their well mown front lawns. I know Denny’s a tad prudish, but if other blogs can do it and not bring down the wrath of the D.O.J. Denny can as well. This of course might offend those who believe the lady’s “Hoo-Hoo” should never be on display. Phooey, I say. Let the fair maiden’s qualities all hang out for our enjoinment and my expert analysis. There’s nothing more professionally satisfying that judging the quality of a dew laden valley of steamy pleasure.
Let’s have a show of hands my fellow travelers into the Saturday morning lust liaison. Does she show or does she don’t?
You old perv. It’s called Boobage, not Rescue TJ’s Flaccid Johnson.
It’s Saturday Boobage not Saturday Pubage. Haven’t you noticed that I purposely crop out the pubic area if the lady is completely naked? I’d tell you to buy a Playboy but they don’t even show boobage anymore. That business decision will wind up as successful as New Coke. Hefner has officially become senile.
I just threw that out to see what the audience thought. Although a nicely manicured vertical “smiley face” is appealing.
You know why African-American women don’t wear panties, don’t you?
Keeps the flies off the watermelon!
Next thing you know the “Saturday” women will be wearing burqas.
Just had a compromise idea:
Denny, how’s about some Hillary Boobage? That way we’d see some shrunken 70 year old milk factories and a 5 foot 5 inch cunt.
WIN/WIN!
COME IN TOKYOOOOO…
Be tough to leave that and head out for work!