OMFG, What hath A/D wrought? This babe’s about as natural a blonde as my short and curlies. And the little bit of the visible puss (face in this case) looks like she was hit by a cement truck and it burst open. The same impact appears to have caused hideous swelling of the breasts too. If she’s 1% natural and 99% silicon it wouldn’t surprise me. Personally, I’ve met inflatable female dolls that were more appealing. Let’s make this short for the lady’s and my benefit.
1) FACE: Fake hair, boozer-bloated and coated with enough of the Portland cement Association’s output to keep ’em in business for a year. Rating: “D”.
2) BOOBAGE: Dr. Finkelstein disavows any professional association with this woman. Yea, she might have motor-boated or performed oral sex on the esteemed plastic surgeon while he was on a vacation in Vegas, but that’s all. Boobs phony. Way over done and whoever the person who did the sac stuffing in the hope she’d turn out as a Dolly Parton double should have their MD license revoked. Rating: “D-“.
3) TORSO/THIGS: The two assets that might save her from the lowest rating I’ve done in a decade. Overlooking the “bottle tan” she does have a fairly nicely shaped mid-section and her thighs are within the limits of acceptable. Other than that this 1980 era Penthouse babe should have taken up the roller derby as a profession. Rating: “C-“.
Toejam Overall Rating: “D+”
Even though the day is looking like it’ll be picture perfect I’m not straying far from my castle. It appears I might have contracted the flu since yesterday and I ache all over. So I’ll be poppin’ Excedrin for the duration, drinking lots of water (Imported from Flint, Michigan) and resting.
Adios for now all my “undocumented” fans, till next week.
To each his own Denny. I happen to know you think Hillary Clinton’s a “Bombshell”.
Actually it’s I think Cankles should be hit by a bombshell.
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Hillary Clinton’s a “Bombshell” ! WOW! I really like that oxymoron. I was gonna’ say “paradox” but since we’re on the subject of female upper body enhancements and since Shrill-Liar-Ly don’t have a pair (Cankles don’t count in this evaluation) that wouldn’t fit would it?
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Toejam:
I’m gonna’ have to go against the consensus of opinions of those idolaters and false prophets of all things mammary and agree with you on this one. At least temporarily.
It’s evident to me that more pictures or preferably, a “hands-on” approach, is needed before rendering a final verdict.
But, just based on the single pose given, my only perception of what is being presented as a natural beauty is what would happen if one of the younger Jenner clan decided to transform their little boy body into a little girls just by way of hair, fake boobs with the little boy nips left intact and a bit of female hormones.
Sorry TJ – Once again, you are wrong. They are real. Have you had your eyes checked lately? And here I thought that you would like the small areolae. Even DDP thought you would like this one.
Okay, normally I let TJ’s inane commentary slide off with no response. But this time, he has convinced me he is as gay as the day is long. His dissertation is proof positive he has Greek heritage and carries a crow bar with him on dates.
Okay, the roots are an issue but I can overlook that.
Well her name is Melissa Debling or “Melissa D” she is a model from England and on several sites has had her boobs listed as “natural” YMMV. Check her out on the link below or other sites. While not the best Sat Boobage model we have had, I think she deserves far better than a D+ given by a self-inflated blow hard.
At 73 I’m proud it “self-inflates” several times a day without Viagra, but some serious help from DDP. Then again DDP would cause the marble Statue of David in Florence to get a “stone-hard” woodie.
Kaaaaaaboom
Before Toejam destroys this lass, due to inadequate visual correction, let me say A+
Toejam might actually like this one!
Big girl boobs, little boy nips.
Roger if the word boy even comes to your mind when looking at this picture, you need help.
Nope. He hated it.
OMFG, What hath A/D wrought? This babe’s about as natural a blonde as my short and curlies. And the little bit of the visible puss (face in this case) looks like she was hit by a cement truck and it burst open. The same impact appears to have caused hideous swelling of the breasts too. If she’s 1% natural and 99% silicon it wouldn’t surprise me. Personally, I’ve met inflatable female dolls that were more appealing. Let’s make this short for the lady’s and my benefit.
1) FACE: Fake hair, boozer-bloated and coated with enough of the Portland cement Association’s output to keep ’em in business for a year. Rating: “D”.
2) BOOBAGE: Dr. Finkelstein disavows any professional association with this woman. Yea, she might have motor-boated or performed oral sex on the esteemed plastic surgeon while he was on a vacation in Vegas, but that’s all. Boobs phony. Way over done and whoever the person who did the sac stuffing in the hope she’d turn out as a Dolly Parton double should have their MD license revoked. Rating: “D-“.
3) TORSO/THIGS: The two assets that might save her from the lowest rating I’ve done in a decade. Overlooking the “bottle tan” she does have a fairly nicely shaped mid-section and her thighs are within the limits of acceptable. Other than that this 1980 era Penthouse babe should have taken up the roller derby as a profession. Rating: “C-“.
Toejam Overall Rating: “D+”
Even though the day is looking like it’ll be picture perfect I’m not straying far from my castle. It appears I might have contracted the flu since yesterday and I ache all over. So I’ll be poppin’ Excedrin for the duration, drinking lots of water (Imported from Flint, Michigan) and resting.
Adios for now all my “undocumented” fans, till next week.
TJ, you’re an idiot. That there is table grade.
Maybe for your table a “bottom feeding, bloated fish” is acceptable, Ralph. I have much higher standards.
You prefer girls who look like boys to real women. Doesn’t sound like “higher standards” to me.
To each his own Denny. I happen to know you think Hillary Clinton’s a “Bombshell”.
Actually it’s I think Cankles should be hit by a bombshell.
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Hillary Clinton’s a “Bombshell” ! WOW! I really like that oxymoron. I was gonna’ say “paradox” but since we’re on the subject of female upper body enhancements and since Shrill-Liar-Ly don’t have a pair (Cankles don’t count in this evaluation) that wouldn’t fit would it?
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Toejam:
I’m gonna’ have to go against the consensus of opinions of those idolaters and false prophets of all things mammary and agree with you on this one. At least temporarily.
It’s evident to me that more pictures or preferably, a “hands-on” approach, is needed before rendering a final verdict.
But, just based on the single pose given, my only perception of what is being presented as a natural beauty is what would happen if one of the younger Jenner clan decided to transform their little boy body into a little girls just by way of hair, fake boobs with the little boy nips left intact and a bit of female hormones.
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Oh-Oh! Retraction time. Sorry Toejam, I gotta’ make like a politician, issue a retraction and cross-over to the popular opinion side.
After doing a bit of checking after ramjet gave us her name, Melissa Debling, I saw some very complimentary pics of this Limey gal.
After only a few better pics of her I could see that she is 100% as nature gifted her with natural “F” cups and better’n “boy-Nips”.
Sorry TJ – Once again, you are wrong. They are real. Have you had your eyes checked lately? And here I thought that you would like the small areolae. Even DDP thought you would like this one.
Okay, normally I let TJ’s inane commentary slide off with no response. But this time, he has convinced me he is as gay as the day is long. His dissertation is proof positive he has Greek heritage and carries a crow bar with him on dates.
Okay, the roots are an issue but I can overlook that.
Well her name is Melissa Debling or “Melissa D” she is a model from England and on several sites has had her boobs listed as “natural” YMMV. Check her out on the link below or other sites. While not the best Sat Boobage model we have had, I think she deserves far better than a D+ given by a self-inflated blow hard.
http://www.mandatory.com/girls/Melissa-Debling/
Ramjet,
At 73 I’m proud it “self-inflates” several times a day without Viagra, but some serious help from DDP. Then again DDP would cause the marble Statue of David in Florence to get a “stone-hard” woodie.
The only thing wrong with that is she is not removing her clothes in my bedroom.