Before we get to the feature, I thought I would share a comment from last week’s post by some skank name Vanessa who is prolly an ugly flat chested woman who can’t get a date.
Grow up d-bags. Women are not objects. If you are as conservative as you claim to be you might know a thing or two from the Bible. Women were not created for your sexual enjoyment. Our breasts or rear ends are not for you to oogle while you jack yourselves off. I don’t care if the dimwit in the picture has chosen to show them off. This is highly disrespectful and this young woman is too ignorant to know better. She is too blinded by a culture that says she only has worth because of her boobs or her pretty face. Porn addiction is an illness that requires treatment. Sadly you fools think it’s perfectly acceptable to behave in this manner because the culture accepts it. Which one of you is going to be “felling like a woman” the next time you’re shopping at Target? Thank God for the 2nd amendment
Boobs are a gift from God. I’m sure that’s in the Bible somewhere.
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From Ray.
Vanessa, perhaps you should read more of the bible and discover exactly what low value is placed on women by it’s writers.
Wow…just Wow. That’s a beautiful girl. Vanessa can kiss my a$$.
Wunnerful!
WTF is Vanessa bitching about with the last part about “felling like a woman” and “shopping at Target” and the ” thank God for the second amendment” part. I mean I usually can make some sense of the comments like the screed about disrespecting women and treating them like sex objects, but WTF does the rest mean? And I do believe that Women were created for the sexual enjoyment of Men and vice versa. As it says “the two shall be as one” usually simultaneously orgasmicly and frequently with a little practice.
I long for my good old college days when womyn would take off their bras and flop their tops so that men wouldn’t regard them as sex objects. I always managed to resist real good, except on cold days when their nips stuck out like bullets; or hot days when their sweat would cause their blouses to cling like wet t-shirts; or the sunny days when beams of light would cut through cloth like knives through hot butter; or windy days when an occasional gust would unfurl their flags; or the times you bumped into them accidentally on purpose; or when they bent over for some reason (any reason actually); or … aw hell … I lost my chain of thought and have to go take a shower!
Ohhh… Those are some sweet puppies. Caress. Kiss. Gentle faceplant. All God’s gifts. Heaven come down… The Song of Solomon comes to mind.
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Vanessa who?
Im thinking Vanessa should pay a visit to her nearest mosque Im sure they’ll be really interested in her opinion and her demands “as a woman” that they stop the oggerling of woman
There’s a reason muslims make women put bags over their heads.
The only problem is, like boobs, one size does not fit all.
Sounds to me that someone is bitter that they can’t get laid.
I haven’t been here for awhile. I knew there was something I was missing.
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that is not a selfie of Vanessa.
There are many women like Vanessa who do not like to play and own their sexuality in the way that I do. I’m not siding with her, but would ask that you guys not call her out and be vulger to her. That just sours all our fun. It’s best to just ignore her comment and move on.
I like to play, and I know that my boobs and my sexuality are an asset, just like you guys have your penis and your muscles. I choose to use my sexuality and own it, not be a victim of it. I will roll with the punches and laugh at your comments. But not all women are comfortable with that. Play with those of us who like to play. But don’t be mean and vulger to those who don’t.
Ok…getting off my soapbox now.
~XxxOoo
She started the fight. She called us dooshbags so I only thought it was fair to respond.
I know. But as they say in blogland, “Don’t Feed the Trolls.”
Nor flesh wallets, right?
That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with them.
I’m a Darwin evolutionist. And with regards to that, Vanessa has it all wrong. We are here for one, and one reason only. Procreate. Spread the seed, diversify our genetic code. Etc. Etc. Etc. And to that end, the specimens (both males and females) that are found more attractive, desirable, etc. are the ones most successful in accomplishing said task. So, Vanessa, your opinion is “unnatural”. You’re welcome for the lesson.
Couldn’t’ve been stated any better, rayvet. Just let Nature take its course.
Vanessa? That’s Latin for Yeast infected vagina. So the faggot bimbo is upset, huh? Big Whoop lady. Why not go to a California Trump Protest and join the other Liberal Lesbos. Of course they’ll all be fat ugly diesel-dykes, cause any good-looking carpet muncher will be in the parade of Hillary groupies.
Please Toejam don’t hold back your thoughts from us. 😉 Tell us what you really think of Vanessa and her comments. Well.., at least she supports the 2nd Amemdant. More than I can say for a lot of people here in the People’s Democratic Republic of Illinois.
Ron in Ohio sez:
Yes, but – How ironic it would be if the sweet blonde (I’m assuming) lass, with those two gorgeous reasons to throw away your pillow, was named Vanessa also. I gotta’ agree with Southpaw that she is not the same as the dysfunctional Vanessa of poison-penmanship.
Now about her 2nd amendment comment. I too support the right to, keep and bear arms” and in the matter of women, to “bare” whatever else they have a mind to. That is, if they have something truly worth “baring”.
I believe that you Denny, and Southpaw too will have to agree with me that in the matter of the pent-up sexual frustration that is evident in this, Vanessa – I’m glad that she only bared her soul in her poison-pen letter and not her body. That is an image right out of Cankle’s mirror. Hack, hack, gag.
The best part of all of this? After first reading Denny’s introduction I’m sure that Toejam will have to give this (these) beauties a high rating.
Amen…………………….. 🙂
And now for today’s lecture from an anatomical expert. Looks like A/D didn’t have anything to do with this lady’s appearance. She’s pretty hot and although her hair has been rinsed in a tub of Peroxide it does suit her and goes well with the bottle tan. Too bad the lower half has been cropped out. I bet her lovely legs would give a hard-on to a 95 year old dude whose prostate was surgically removed 30 years earlier.
1) FACE: Cute, cheer-leader perky. Nice pug nose. Pug noses on babes are better than sharp bousers. When the babe is on the down-stroke of a Numba #1 blow-job the sharp acuto-nasus tends to strike the males pubis sharply and cause a lack of blood-flow through the internal pudendal artery of the penis. That can definitely cause it to rain on the dude’s randy parade. The lady’s lips are rather attractive. Not Beyonce’ bloated or the manhole size of the late & great Martha Raye’s oral cavern. (Side Note: Although she was not an official Military member she did numerous USO tours and held the Honorary rank of Lt. Colonel in the U.S. Army and full-bird Colonel in the U.S.M.C.. Martha Raye is buried at Fort Bragg in North Carolina) Rating: “A” for this boobage babe and “A+++++” for the late Martha Raye.
2) BOOBS: Wow. For a change I like what I see. Usually, a woman in the prone position on her back causes the relaxation of the pectoral muscles supporting the sweater puppies. In this case the young lady’s ample mammary baggage is standing firm and tall. That indicates either an extraordinary muscle tone or mega-shots of Botox to the underlying tissue. I’ll go for the muscle tone. Aureoles a tad large but their soft muted rose’ wine color makes them appear smaller. And her nice button-like nipples are a perfect toppings for her magnificent mounds. I hate real dark brown aureoles and nipples. They always seem to give a light-skinned Caucasian the appearance that the chest adornments were missing at birth and some plastic surgeon transplanted two donated assholes from deceased bag-ladies on the boobs. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”. Nice work ma’am. I hope Vanessa doesn’t find out where you live or you’ll have a 300 pound, hairy stalker to deal with.
I have lots of errands to get done today. My darling daughter is arriving in a few days for a visit and I want to make my house presentable. So off to the store, dry-cleaners and local Home Depot to get supplies in.
One last bit before I boogie. Vanessa of the Lesbovian Society. If I send you my address you can stop past and suck my dick. Maybe a nice hot fat injection to your tonsils will alter the way you swing.
Give it up, already. You know jack-shit about boobs: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Sara_Jean_Underwood
AD – That is not Sara Jean Underwood. Sara went from B to C when she had her boobs enhanced. This babe is obviously a D. The face looks nothing like Sara either. Compare the cheeks on the face. This one has plump cheeks. Sara does not.
Hmmm …. Seems Vanessa finds something offensive. My advice to her is suck it up and live with it. She is probably has a PHD in Female or Transgender studies. Cannot get a decent paying job and works at Target. Has not had a man even glance at her. Oh hell I could go on for several hours on this poor kid’s problems. So to avoid a long winded diatribe. VANESSA get the hell over it – nobody cares about what you think!!! Everybody has an opinion just like they have an asshole and most of them stink!
While I don’t normally click to enlarge or whatever, I like boys who like boobs. Porn is another story – I got no use for perverts. This blog makes me laugh and I thank Denny every week for hiding the boobs behide a click so only those who want to see them can. Vanessa doesn’t need to click unless she protesteth too much and in fact, lives to view the nipples. which is likely.
Check out the “Song of Soloman” in the Holy Bible. Lots of stuff about beauty and some about boobs too.
Vanessa says, “felling like a woman” …is that anything like felling a tree? Do women fell trees differently then men?
Felling – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felling
Wikipedia
Felling is the process of downing individual trees, an element of the task of logging. The person cutting the trees is a feller.
Maybe Vanessa is a lumberjack….feller?
Thais a damn fine pair o boobs on a damn fine lady. I could happily snuggle those pillows all day, and all night!
Vanessa be jelly, ignore her.
adorable little critter, she is,…
what a shame that she is so deformed,…
She is probably right. God help us all. Please post two pictures next week to show that we understand and are at least willing to entertain the idea that we are all degenerates.
I think I found Vanessa;
Watch video she show up at 35 second mark
http://rightwingnews.com/feminism/watch-student-epic-meltdown-told-feminism-cancer/?utm_source=pi&utm_medium=pi&utm_campaign=pi
Friends, I commend DDP’s approach to this contretemps. We are gentlemen, who have lived, appreciate the pleasures and beauty of a fine female. No need to tangle with Vanessa, because she will enjoy it, and will not change her mind, and we only get dirty. Think positive.
Wow, she’s gorgeous.
Some of you are missing the real point in this argument that Vanessa has put forth . It is true Arab`s particulary those extreme fundamentalists who are promoting Jihad . You see they put women first in their culture….right up front at the head of the line as they travel throughout the shitholelistan`s the Muslim extremists are so proud of. That way if there are any land mines or booby traps the women gets blown up not the men. Besides Arab men do not value women much for sexual gratification … a woolly sheep , chubby goat even a juvenile camel is more their preference.
A good sheep, goat or camel is precious & of extreme value throughout the middle east while women however only serve a needed public service …BOOM!
Vanessa is helping to build a utopia and we can’t have a utopia until we all think the way Vanessa tells us to.
So stop your belly-aching, step in line and do what she says!
and here she is again! 😉
http://imgur.com/gallery/52qeumy
You found #TrigglyPuff
I realize time has past but Monica has really porked out a bit.If Cankle`s does get elected the least of her worries will be Bill in the cloak room with Monica …she won`t fit in it any more