When travel by sailing ship was slow, the ships often had a carved version of her on the bow. I guess it provided a good incentive.’ and a reminder of what lay ahead!
Your stud-daddy has arrived. However, since your not naked next to me I’m not entirely sated. Today’s boobage babe is hot bit compared to you she’s nothing but an Eskimo pie…..:)
OK folks. After a week’s hiatus to travel to my state’s capital and cruise the hooker-hood I’m back with a vengeance. Would you believe the average crack-whore in Raleigh is making less than $15 an hour? That’s an analytical hour of 45 minutes. They’re required by the local health code to douche their 3 sensual orifices out after every “round-the-world” venture. Since I, of course, am a big tipper they treat me to a freebee rimming after the main event. Flaunt it if you’ve got it I say.
Can you believe the Mulatto-in-Chief has ordered, mandated, dictated that faggots are welcome in your young daughter’s or granddaughter’s crapper? Who does this Dumbo eared asshole think he is? Jesus H. Christ, or God himself? I’m sick and tired of this Kenyan tyrant trying (and succeeding) to destroy White Christian traditions. There’s more to this turd’s gambit than meets the eye. He may be a major league asshole but he’s a smarmy bastard as well. My real problem is that the general populace is too busy stroking the keyboards of their electronic zombie toys, watching Dancing with the (big butted) stars and generally jerking off their pathetic egos. Ya know my trying to get through to the American drones is like pissing against a Beaufort force 12 gale. Let’s get to the boobage before I lose my marbles.
1) FACE: Had to take a second look. I was so focused on the tits I didn’t even realize her face was visible. Nice sweet lips. Custom made to perfectly wrap around my Johnson’s bulbous glans, while her lingual appendage stimulator darts in and out of my excited meatus. I wish she weren’t wearing those Ray-Bans. I’d love to see her ocular assets. Pretty skin and very little pancake plaster. Rating: “A++”.
2) PITS: Always a delight to see a couple of sweat-glistening, smooth, shaved young woman’s Axilla. That sends my Testosterone levels way up. Despite a very careful shave there’s always just enough stubble left to remove the green gunk from one’s tongue. Coupled with the film of salty bodily fluid oozing from her sudoriferous glands and wafting strong pheromones into one’s olfactory sensors creates a sexual tension with the equivalent destructive power of a Claymore mine. Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Wow, haven’t seen Décolletage decorations like hers in quite some time. Full, ripe, natural, firm,……my choice of descriptive adjectives list is endless. And, thanks to Ron this babe’s aureoles and nipples are a perfect fir to top off the flesh melons. I’m in awe. Denny, however, is probably curled up in a fetal position screaming: “Little Boy equipment”. To each his own. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”!!!!
Magnificent and well deserving of her high score of the year. I’m off to the local Sorostitute prancing field (aka: walking trail) to eyeball some scantily clad college babes home from a difficult semester dodging micro-aggressions and fleeing to “safe-Zones” after blowing the entire football team, at the many colleges in the area. Yup they cute….from a distance….but don’t get too close. There’s an aura of STD mist enveloping their bodies. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 73+ years is: Sticks & Stones may break your boner but an STD will make it itch and drip!
No wonder she’s wearing sunglasses – Runnin’ around with her headlights on bright and aimed up in everybody’s face. It’s clear that she is a menace to navigation and should be cited for that, taken home, dried off and put to bed where she belongs.
You done good Ray!
Yes, thank you Ray, may we have another?
I knew, a week ago, that after 7 days, the nightmare would be over.
Welcome back, boobs!
When travel by sailing ship was slow, the ships often had a carved version of her on the bow. I guess it provided a good incentive.’ and a reminder of what lay ahead!
I was thinking along the same lines, only I was thinking *hood ornament!*
Wonder what Toe will have to say….
~XxxOoo
Well DDP,
Your stud-daddy has arrived. However, since your not naked next to me I’m not entirely sated. Today’s boobage babe is hot bit compared to you she’s nothing but an Eskimo pie…..:)
Saying “Nice” just wouldn’t be good enough. Thanks Ray
OK folks. After a week’s hiatus to travel to my state’s capital and cruise the hooker-hood I’m back with a vengeance. Would you believe the average crack-whore in Raleigh is making less than $15 an hour? That’s an analytical hour of 45 minutes. They’re required by the local health code to douche their 3 sensual orifices out after every “round-the-world” venture. Since I, of course, am a big tipper they treat me to a freebee rimming after the main event. Flaunt it if you’ve got it I say.
Can you believe the Mulatto-in-Chief has ordered, mandated, dictated that faggots are welcome in your young daughter’s or granddaughter’s crapper? Who does this Dumbo eared asshole think he is? Jesus H. Christ, or God himself? I’m sick and tired of this Kenyan tyrant trying (and succeeding) to destroy White Christian traditions. There’s more to this turd’s gambit than meets the eye. He may be a major league asshole but he’s a smarmy bastard as well. My real problem is that the general populace is too busy stroking the keyboards of their electronic zombie toys, watching Dancing with the (big butted) stars and generally jerking off their pathetic egos. Ya know my trying to get through to the American drones is like pissing against a Beaufort force 12 gale. Let’s get to the boobage before I lose my marbles.
1) FACE: Had to take a second look. I was so focused on the tits I didn’t even realize her face was visible. Nice sweet lips. Custom made to perfectly wrap around my Johnson’s bulbous glans, while her lingual appendage stimulator darts in and out of my excited meatus. I wish she weren’t wearing those Ray-Bans. I’d love to see her ocular assets. Pretty skin and very little pancake plaster. Rating: “A++”.
2) PITS: Always a delight to see a couple of sweat-glistening, smooth, shaved young woman’s Axilla. That sends my Testosterone levels way up. Despite a very careful shave there’s always just enough stubble left to remove the green gunk from one’s tongue. Coupled with the film of salty bodily fluid oozing from her sudoriferous glands and wafting strong pheromones into one’s olfactory sensors creates a sexual tension with the equivalent destructive power of a Claymore mine. Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Wow, haven’t seen Décolletage decorations like hers in quite some time. Full, ripe, natural, firm,……my choice of descriptive adjectives list is endless. And, thanks to Ron this babe’s aureoles and nipples are a perfect fir to top off the flesh melons. I’m in awe. Denny, however, is probably curled up in a fetal position screaming: “Little Boy equipment”. To each his own. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”!!!!
Magnificent and well deserving of her high score of the year. I’m off to the local Sorostitute prancing field (aka: walking trail) to eyeball some scantily clad college babes home from a difficult semester dodging micro-aggressions and fleeing to “safe-Zones” after blowing the entire football team, at the many colleges in the area. Yup they cute….from a distance….but don’t get too close. There’s an aura of STD mist enveloping their bodies. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 73+ years is: Sticks & Stones may break your boner but an STD will make it itch and drip!
Thank you, Denny & Ray, for the reminder that summer’s comin’ and we can all expect to see this kind of thing every day.
In my dreams.
Those “wet” dreams redneck?
Don’t think I’m gettin’ in the water with her, toejam. Water makes a terrible lubricant.
Absolutely lovely and purrrrfect tits.
No wonder she’s wearing sunglasses – Runnin’ around with her headlights on bright and aimed up in everybody’s face. It’s clear that she is a menace to navigation and should be cited for that, taken home, dried off and put to bed where she belongs.
Now, now, that’s a right nice Floam tittied jezebel.
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