wait!, oh never mind. I thought that was the girl from the movie “Jurassic Park”. My mistake. Then I thought she was setting on the John, Wrong again. 4:19 Am I guess I better go back to bed.
I’m all present and accounted for this glorious morning as the sun rises over the lush virulent foliage of Western North Carolina. The Stars and Stripe have been raised, revile sounded and morning wood polished. I’m full of piss and vinegar ready to take on yet another assignment of bringing expert female body analysis to all who will attend my lecture. Memorial Day is more than picnics, eating burgers and dogs, swimming and boozing until the late hours. It’s about remembering those who sacrificed their all for the country they loved. Now that it has turned into a Liberal shithole I’m wondering if all those millions of real Americans would do it again.
Let’s get on with the show.
1) FACE: Cute. A make-up devoid old fashioned school girl appearance. Maybe school girl but one that does the football team in the locker room after the game. I bet she’s into sweaty, foul smelling, farting, coughing eighteen year old warriors. The hair belies her vapid whore like behavior. Long, fresh, waiting to be grasped and pulled down on a purple-headed boner. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: That there’s a fair amount of baggage her anterior torso area is bearing. Looks natural. I knew a young lass once who had natural sacs bigger than that when she was 12 years old. I only got as far as pinching her nipples when her daddy walked into the room. Needless to say I excused myself and tore through the front door. Speaking of nipples and aureoles in fact this lady’s are just perfect. I’m surprised they passed the Denny 16 inch pizza test. The boobage is however a tad big for my taste. I prefer firm, uplifted 34B’s myself. But I guess you have to take what you get. Rating: “A”.
3) LEGS: As we all know this part of a lady’s anatomy is my favorite. I’d trade 3 dozen bloated tits for 2 shapely gams any day. There’s something about their symmetry that appeals to the eyes. Long, flawless, firm and tone appendages are mag-fucking-nifficent. This lady has all the qualities in her legs to achieve a very high rating. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”.
Yawn, I was up at the crack of Dawn this morning. But I let Dawn sleep while my tongue dipped into her honey pot. We both had a rough night. But a night of orgasmic pleasure that’ll go down in the history books of Pornology.
Now it’d time to don my spandex Captain Marvel outfit and head off to charm the female masses. 15 to 60 is acceptable in a world that recognizes ability over experience.
If Toe gives these lass’s boobs his Certified Seal of Authenticity, I shall certainly not argue. If so, her zeppelins are surprisingly gravity resistant, no doubt thanks to youth and genetics.
Aside to Toejam: I hope that girl’s dad’s untimely intrusion was only a temporary setback to your mission objective and not a permanent one. A faint heart never won a fair maiden.
wait!, oh never mind. I thought that was the girl from the movie “Jurassic Park”. My mistake. Then I thought she was setting on the John, Wrong again. 4:19 Am I guess I better go back to bed.
I’m all present and accounted for this glorious morning as the sun rises over the lush virulent foliage of Western North Carolina. The Stars and Stripe have been raised, revile sounded and morning wood polished. I’m full of piss and vinegar ready to take on yet another assignment of bringing expert female body analysis to all who will attend my lecture. Memorial Day is more than picnics, eating burgers and dogs, swimming and boozing until the late hours. It’s about remembering those who sacrificed their all for the country they loved. Now that it has turned into a Liberal shithole I’m wondering if all those millions of real Americans would do it again.
Let’s get on with the show.
1) FACE: Cute. A make-up devoid old fashioned school girl appearance. Maybe school girl but one that does the football team in the locker room after the game. I bet she’s into sweaty, foul smelling, farting, coughing eighteen year old warriors. The hair belies her vapid whore like behavior. Long, fresh, waiting to be grasped and pulled down on a purple-headed boner. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: That there’s a fair amount of baggage her anterior torso area is bearing. Looks natural. I knew a young lass once who had natural sacs bigger than that when she was 12 years old. I only got as far as pinching her nipples when her daddy walked into the room. Needless to say I excused myself and tore through the front door. Speaking of nipples and aureoles in fact this lady’s are just perfect. I’m surprised they passed the Denny 16 inch pizza test. The boobage is however a tad big for my taste. I prefer firm, uplifted 34B’s myself. But I guess you have to take what you get. Rating: “A”.
3) LEGS: As we all know this part of a lady’s anatomy is my favorite. I’d trade 3 dozen bloated tits for 2 shapely gams any day. There’s something about their symmetry that appeals to the eyes. Long, flawless, firm and tone appendages are mag-fucking-nifficent. This lady has all the qualities in her legs to achieve a very high rating. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”.
Yawn, I was up at the crack of Dawn this morning. But I let Dawn sleep while my tongue dipped into her honey pot. We both had a rough night. But a night of orgasmic pleasure that’ll go down in the history books of Pornology.
Now it’d time to don my spandex Captain Marvel outfit and head off to charm the female masses. 15 to 60 is acceptable in a world that recognizes ability over experience.
Have a nice enjoyable Memorial Day Weekend gang.
I thought you liked them 8 to 80, blind,crippled or crazy, if they couldn’t walk you’d carry them.
If Toe gives these lass’s boobs his Certified Seal of Authenticity, I shall certainly not argue. If so, her zeppelins are surprisingly gravity resistant, no doubt thanks to youth and genetics.
Aside to Toejam: I hope that girl’s dad’s untimely intrusion was only a temporary setback to your mission objective and not a permanent one. A faint heart never won a fair maiden.
southpaw,
That was so many years ago I can’t remember if I eventually got laid or not. I do know I wasn’t dumb enough to get hitched.