This one is from James M. It’s quite a reach but I’ll post it anyway.
The plane was loading and became pregnant with passengers. Several felt a touch of
boarding-sickness.
This one is from James M. It’s quite a reach but I’ll post it anyway.
The plane was loading and became pregnant with passengers. Several felt a touch of
boarding-sickness.
Yeah, it’s a reach, all right.
Should have used Pastis. He had a great strip today.
TSA sickness: Pregnancy caused by standing in line for days then having your intimate body areas probed by what the woman thought was a flesh-colored medal detector by a grinning & drooling TSA gorilla.
I would call this an aborted pun. The delivery is running out of womb. Not to fear! No sterility at the GOC. With a bit more labor, the next conception will be eggcellent.
Not sure if Bennett Cerf would approve of this pun.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
This pun will never fly. It’s terminal. Makes me wanna runway, Captain.