Go To College And Learn To Be Stupid

When I was in the Navy, I used to think that you went to college to learn to be stupid. Why? Because of some of the officers I served with. The Lieutenants and above weren’t too bad but the Ensigns and JG’s were dumb as rocks. One example was an Ensign on the USS Comstock, LSD-19 who plowed right through a sailboat race off the coast of San Diego.

Maybe they didn’t back then, but students sure do now. Everyday, we hear more examples of moonbat professors and the camel turds they are spouting. Here’s one.

A professor at The University of Iowa said appreciation of “white marble” used in classical artwork has created “white supremacist ideas today.”

So now statues are racist. I’m beginning to wonder what isn’t racist. Maybe they should give us a list.

Professor Sarah Bond indicated in a Hyperallergic article that “many of the statues, reliefs, and sarcophagi created in the ancient Western world were in fact painted,” and the “white marble” used in artwork were meant to be colored.

Bond also said that “the equation of white marble with beauty is not an inherent truth of the universe,” and therefore is “a dangerous construct that continues to influence white supremacist ideas today.”

So that means Michelangelo must have been racist when he created his David, Moses, Pieta and many other of his classic sculptures. By the way, the stuff that was painted were the clothes, the eyes, and the lips. The bodies were white. This professor is full of crap.

The professor also argues that “most museums and art history textbooks contain a predominantly neon white display of skin tone,” which “has an impact on the way we view the antique world.”

Since the Greeks and Romans were white, I would expect their statues to be white.

“The assemblage of neon whiteness serves to create a false idea of homogeneity — everyone was very white! — across the Mediterranean region,” she said, later saying that the misapprehensions of the classical era give “further ammunition for white supremacists today, including groups like Identity Europa, who use classical statuary as a symbol of white male superiority.”

Who was in charge when these classical statues were carved? Greeks and Romans. They were white!

“It may have taken just one classical statue to influence the false construction of race, but it will take many of us to tear it down,” Bond said. “We have the power to return color to the ancient world, but it has to start with us.”

Paint ’em all black. That will do it!

Campus Reform requested Bond to further explain her claims, to which she said that the “exalting of white (and unpainted) marble was then an 18th century construct.”

“The point is simply that Greeks and Romans actually added color to their art and thus white marble was often the canvas rather than the finished product,” she added. “The exalting of white (and unpainted) marble was then an 18th century construct of beauty rather than representative of the classical view. In any case, let me know if you would like to discuss this issue further.”

The point is you are a barking moonbat who doesn’t have a clue about what you are talking about.