I was hoping that Ron would write sumpin’ about Trump’s speech but he didn’t watch it. That means he didn’t watch the Schmuck and Blinky show either. He did send a meme to sum it up.

Anyhoo, I went back to sumpin’ he sent me on Christmas morning.

Wonder what the cause célèbre is gonna be next year – — Climate Change, The Wall, Globalism, Impeachment, Shari’a law, to War or Not to War . . . . . . . ? Hey, maybe it’ll be the year that Rachel Madcow and Whatzerface Brznskfltbk finally get off the acid and OD on horse.

I really don’t give a rat’s ass. Nothin I can do about any of it anyway, and I’m not gonna be around long enough to see the fun from the pandemonium when the planet goes into a mini ice age about the same time that enough Muslims have taken up residence here to consider running one for PotUS.

As 2018 winds down and waits to be rewritten by snowflake profs with PhDs and liberal politicians, my advice is just say “Bugger Off!” to SchumPelGinsBidWatFeinHilObamBeto and hope for the asteroid. I have every confidence in Congress’s ability to continue making the same mistakes over and over, in perpetuity. But at least next year will be the last one that brings up “teen” all the time for as long as I continue to breathe.

Anthropogenic climate change? Well, now . . . lessee — a 747 burns roughly 10 tons (TONS) of fuel PER HOUR, or one gallon every second. One flight from London to NYC burns 70,000 kilograms of fuel, or about 85,000 liters. A personal automobile on average uses roughly 1200 to 1500 liters PER YEAR.

So . . . it seems that the biggest injection of CO2 into the atmosphere by burning fossil fuels is by people flying from city to city holding emergency conferences to tell us that we’re all going to die if we don’t stop using fossil fuels. In other words, the leading cause of hot gas on planet Earth is Climate Change alarmism.

And Pelosi has declared that she’d shut the government down “forever” rather than approve funding for a border wall. Hmm . . . if a border wall would stop, or even slow down, the flood of illegals, drugs, and child traffickers, isn’t that a good thing?

I know I’m just basically a rough-ejjicated farm boy from corn and hog country, but sure looks to me that what the Dems want is to impeach a sitting president out of a sense of revenge for what happened to Slick, put a tax on texting to help fund cell fones for poor people, make America a sanctuary for criminals and non-citizen homeless and/or drug pushers, ban private ownership of firearms, get rid of Christianity in favor of a cancerous religion based on fear, impose carbon taxes on products to make Mother Nature stop fooling around with the weather, let criminals out of prison if there’s overcrowding, defund the military, allow the UN to dictate policy, and let 40-yr-old perverts use the little girls’ restrooms . . . is that about it?

I’ve been hearing the “This is the beginning of the end of the Trump presidency” pronouncement by pundits and experts and commentators on TV for so long that I just don’t listen to it any more.

Damn, if everything is a crisis, then what the hell does crisis mean? And “chaos.” Boy, are they overworkin THAT word. But they seem to forget that we elected Trump to shake up the joint, sweep out the deadwood, dry up the swamp, and that means firings, turnovers, dismissals, resignations.

When everything the media report about Trump is labeled “crisis” or “chaos,” the public becomes desensitized to it like the PA system in an office that makes announcements every 5 minutes . . . it becomes just background static and gets ignored.

The thing about the United States is that it’s a racist, homophobic, violent, superficial, oppressive society where millions of people want to come and find a better life. If Trump is such a racist, misogynist, chaotic leader, wouldn’t they tend to run the other way? And as for the climate-change chicken-littles who say we’re all gonna drown, why can’t they just build a big-ass boat like Noah’s and leave the rest of us alone!

America has become a place where a kid can change his gender arbitrarily regardless of what Mother Nature made him and can grow up to be anybody he wishes, but then he gets arrested for identity theft . . . and nothing happens to him because the judge wants to legislate and send mixed messages from the bench.

If judges are so apolitical, completely neutral, and open-minded when deliberating on issues as Chief Justice Roberts said recently, then why do we have to go through all the handwringing and anxiety each time a conservative president nominates a new one?

Murka is a place run by professional liars and posturers and funded by borrowing from Asia, where we get all the toys that don’t work. Then it gives foreign aid money to China, which holds a major chunk of its self-feeding national debt. So . . . we borrow money from China to give BACK to China . . . and we pay interest for the privilege.

That’s a bit like a crossdresser experiencing menstrual pains from his imaginary uterus and his fake houseplants dying because he didn’t pretend to water ‘em. Medullary multiple reality displacia Type III.

I’d kinda like to know just where the sacred book of How Presidents Should Think And Behave is kept. Bet it’s fatally boring reading.

I’ve been sent the following by many people over the years. Just recently, Ron sent it to me. Trump should use it in tonight’s speech.

There are two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”.

Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes
$25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number,
and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.

Ready? Now pay attention….

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00
per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year.

Jose Illegal pays no taxes Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at
$600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year… Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare.
Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has 9,631 00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month Federal Rent Subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. José Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, “We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance!” and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc..

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline and what he sends out of the country every month..

If we started taxing the remittances that all of the Jose Illegals send back to Mexico and other Latin America countries every month we could pay for the freaking wall. – GOC

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same elementary school.
Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches, while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.

Now, when they reach college age, Joe Legal’s kids may not get into a State School and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State Schools through his taxes, while Jose Illegal’s kids “go to the head of the class” because they are a minority.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you get it, now?

This is what Schmuck Schumer and Speaker Blinky are for. They think illegals are more important than American citizens. Unfortunately, many American voters feel this way as well. What a shame!

I can tell this is gonna be a fun year. It started out with the “civility” of the left. Rashida Tlaib (Dimocrat Palestine) calling for the impeachment of Trump, or in her words, “Impeach the motherfucker”. Yep. Just love all of the love we hear from the left. And isn’t it great that we can elect a Palestinian to Congress? (Her mom lives in the West Bank.) But why not? We elected a Kenyan as president.

Just as an aside, I wonder how many of those Dimocrats who promised not to vote for Blinky as speaker if elected followed through on those promises? Who am I kidding? They’re Dimocrats. Of course they reneged on their promises.

But back to Rashida. She’s a good friend of Linda Sarsour, yannow, the Moslem rabble rouser who is a good friend of Louie Farrakhan. She’s definitely anti-Israel. Of course, being a Moslem, she’s also against the United States. To them Sharia Law supersedes the Constitution.

It amazes me that the Dimocrat Party which has a higher percentage of Jews in Congress than the US population is becoming more and more anti-Semitic. You notice that you never hear any of the Jews in the Dimocrat Party call out Louis Farrakhan? I guess Schmuck Schumer is OK with Calypso Louie who thinks Hitler was a great man. He’s certainly OK with another noted anti-Semite Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton. Dimocrat presidential candidates have to go kiss Sharpton’s ring.

I expect “Impeach the motherfucker” is prolly gonna be one of the nicest things congressional Dimocrats are gonna say about Trump over the next two years.

Just wait until the food riots that occur when the EBT cards of the parasite class quit working later this month as the gummint shutdown continues. Mad Maxipad Waters and the rest of the Congressional African Caucus are gonna be calling for Trump’s assassination.

Feel the hate.

This one is from Will.

Howza ’bout some more Slade?

Back to the Cello suites. We’re finishing up Cello Suite #4 with the final movement, the Gigue.

We’ll start the year off with one from Ray. (more…)

It should come as no surprise that the winner of the prestigious AOTW Award this week goes to Mitt Romney. What a dooshbag! Before he was even sworn in as a senator he wrote an op-ed for the Washington Compost (Motto: Democracy dies with Fake News) bashing Trump. He said that Trump lacked the integrity, honesty, and character to be president. WTF would Mittens know about integrity, honesty, and character? Here he is bashing the leader of his own party. I like what Trump had to say.

“I wish Mitt could be more of a team player, you know? I’m surprised he did it this quickly. If he fought really hard against President Obama like he does against me, he would have won the election.”

Ain’t that the truth. Even his niece, the chairwoman of the RNC, took him to task. I guess Mittens wants to be the new Johnny Maverick McRINO.

The bowl games have come and gone except for the national championship. Alas I missed the semifinals. I was at my sister’s and they have cut the cord so ESPN wasn’t available. It really pisses me off that almost all of the bowl games were on ESPN. I missed Clemson destroying Notre Dame. Speaking of Notre Dame, Clay Travis put up two polls on Twatter. The first one.

Should Notre Dame’s being destroyed by Alabama in the title game and now Clemson in the playoff be considered by the playoff committee the next time they consider Notre Dame for the playoff?

The response was 75% yes 25% no.

The second one.

Second poll question: should Notre Dame have to join a major conference in order for the Fighting Irish to be eligible for the playoff?

The response 83% yes 17% no.

Notre Dame is almost always overrated. Put Notre Dame in the SEC West and they wouldn’t have a chance. They would have to get past Georgia and a resurgent Florida if they were in the SEC East. Make them play a Big 10 schedule and see if they went undefeated. They might do OK in the ACC since Florida State and Miami have cratered. They would still have to beat Clemson. In the Big 12 they would have to deal with Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Texas. Maybe they could do well in the Pac 12 since those teams suck. Notre Dame is on a par with UCF. UCF with their starting QB could prolly beat Notre Dame. Yeah, I don’t like Notre Dame.

Georgia really sucked against Texas. Dear Georgia players, if you want to complain about not making the CFP don’t suck against a team in a game that you were favored to win by two touchdowns. Georgia was 0-2 in Louisiana this year. They sucked against LSU in Baton Rouge and they sucked against Texas in Nawlins. Sorry dudes, you didn’t deserve to make the CFP. Had you defeated LSU and lost to Alabama you might have made it. Yeah, you left a lot on the field against Alabama, but the Sugar Bowl was a chance to redeem yourselves. You failed.

One game left. Should be a good one.

Ron’s first rant of the new year.

Can’t stand to watch the end-of-year recaps on TV. REALLY don’t like the morbid deathknell recitals of names and pics of actors, singers, athletes, and other parasites who didn’t make it to the 31st.

And the genuflecting and drooling at the Obamaltar, the lamentations and ululations in praise of the Magic Negro, the distortions and misrepresentations of the tenure of an unqualified, unfit, un-American Muslim who set the economy, the military, and race relations back half a century . . . it is to wretch.

Had to kill the idiot box and come in here where I can edit what I see, hear, and read with just a flick of my wrist and click of my index finger.

Kinda surprising that we’ve actually made it this far intact, especially in light of who’s been in charge for the past quarter century.

We had Slick, whose primary reasoning center was located considerably south of his higher-order brain functions. He luxuriated in the economic and military strength harvest of Ronnie Raygun’ policies. His own were focused more on self-gratification than our satisfaction.

And he brought with him a collection of professional mismanagers including Madeleine Not-Too-Bright, Janet “The Torch” Reno, and his enabler, the love-child of Machiavelli and Lucretia Borgia. His signature achievement was sabotaging American manufacturing with his NAFTA debacle. But he supported his party by renting out the Lincoln Bedroom to fat cats for 6-figure “donations.”

Next came George W. Bush, a nice guy who gave up booze in favor of Jesus but whose managerial and leadership skills never exceeded Moe Howard’s. He was loyal to his friends and patriotic to the country, but he had no more business running the shop than I have trying to construct a T-Rex from scratch.

Then the halfrican, the arrogant popinjay who knew absolutely nothing about race, economy, defense, commerce, immigration, or any of the other issues crucial to the nation and dedicated 8 years of his life proving that he didn’t.

His running mate, Gropey Joe, was comfortable with the workings of government and how to get things through Congress, but he had his lips permanently locked onto BHO’s intergluteal crease and could see nothing except the semi-dark skin of a half-white, part-Arab, part-black posturing, speechifying, self-admiring impostore.

BHO got his advice mostly from Valerie Jarrett, who was born in Iran and never quite got over it; Harry Reid, whose main job was obstruction and demolition of anything one step right of center; Eric Holder, who constantly competed with BHO for the title of “most educated-beyond-his-capacity” black man in America; Nancy Pelosi, who tried for years to move Biden out of the way so she could get at DingleBarry’s ass; and Al Sharpton, whose brain flew out of his skull during a race riot and was run over by a dumpster truck.

He also appointed a career felon, Her Rotten Heinous, as his SecState after reading the first draft of his suicide note on her illegal e-mail server, then replaced her with the singly most incompetent JFK wannabe in the history of the planet, Lerch.

Fortunately we have the electoral college system to prevent non-thinking residents of the coastal megalopolises from deciding by sheer brainwashed but well-paid numbers who gets to fly the Resolute Desk, and 60 million rational adults said, “Basta! No more career politicians.”

Instead of a congenital liar and unindicted killer, we got a Noo Yawk counterpuncher with a tendency to let his alligator mouth overload his oft-bankrupt ass.

So now here we are knockin on the door of 2020 and despite the incompetence, the arrogance, the self-indulgence, and the resistance, the country has somehow managed to stay afloat and even pump some of the stale effluent out of the bilges.

No way my grandkritters will ever know the freedom and security and fun I had growin up in the 40s and 50s and bringin their parents into the world in the 60s. I had the great good fortune to live in the best of times, but . . . you can’t go back, and there are just too many anarchists, snowflakes, unicorn riders, and gender-confused ignoramuses to ever go back to a society in which you had the right to say whatever you liked and the guy you said it to had the right to punch you in the nose for it if he disagreed.