Howza ’bout that Green New Deal that Acaseof-Kotex came out with? Immediately a bunch of Dimocrats running for prez signed on to it. Please, please Dimocrats, run on this. It’s so bad that AOC had to take it down from her website. Then, she claimed that Republicans were lying about it. Then she claimed that they had hacked the FAQ.
Let’s look at some of her proposals.
Totally eliminate fossil fuels in ten years. Is she kidding? Where is the electricity gonna come from to power all of those electric cars and the high speed trains. Wind, solar, and hydro ain’t gonna cut it. Oh, and nuclear power? They want to get rid of that too. All of that in ten years. Maybe they can use moon power. They just need to create a bunch of moon panels.
Replace airplanes with high speed trains. JHFC! The high speed train from San Francisco to LA won’t be completed in 10 years and she thinks we can create a network of high speed trains to cover the country in 10 years? As Bugs Bunny would say, “What a maroon!” And deep thinker Mazie Hirono wants to know how people will get to Hawaii. A big long bridge for the high speed train Mazie.
And, of course, there is the promise of high paying green jobs. Where have we heard that line before. Oh, I know, Obungler used that in 2008 where he promised 5,000,000 high paying green jobs. How did that work out? Remember Solyndra?
Here are some of the proposals.
“upgrading all existing buildings” in the country for energy efficiency;
That means your house or if you live in an apartment, upgrading the building which will mean an increase in rent. But the savings will come with decreased energy costs. Yeah, because wind and solar are cheaper than coal and natural gas.
working with farmers “to eliminate pollution and greenhouse gas emissions … as much as is technologically feasible” (while supporting family farms and promoting “universal access to healthy food”);
Stopping then cow farts.
“Overhauling transportation systems” to reduce emissions — including expanding electric car manufacturing, building “charging stations everywhere,” and expanding high-speed rail to “a scale where air travel stops becoming necessary”;
“Charging stations everywhere” Better make sure they’re less than 100 miles apart.
Who wants to go to Hawaii, Europe, Asia, or the rest of the planet? As for the US, let me know when a train can go from the West Coast to the East Coast faster than a plane. For that matter, let me know when a train can get from LA to San Francisco faster than a plane. I’ll bet those California congresscritters will love commuting from DC back to their districts by train.
A guaranteed job “with a family-sustaining wage, adequate family and medical leave, paid vacations and retirement security” for every American;
What does that have to do with green shit? Don’t forget the part of an income for those people who don’t want to work.
“High-quality health care” for all Americans.
Gummint run healthcare.
Of course, we know that this is all a front for socialism. When asked about how to pay for this her answer was the “shared prosperity” for all Americans.
Supposedly she has a degree in economics from Boston University. That could explain why she was working as a bartender. But now she’s hit the big time. As a socialist leader she can get rich. After all, that’s what socialist leaders get. The rest of society gets poor.
“If socialsist knew anything about economics, they wouldn’t be socialists.” F. Hayek
Occasional-Cortex’ people really went off the DemocRat reservation. They were supposed to say that the *Russians* hacked their server and altered their plan, *after* showing the plan to the GOP. Geez, Occasional — get with the talking points here..
A-Loco’s doin’ it all wrong. You’re supposed to PASS the legislation first “to see what’s in it,” not the other way around. She should listen more to her boss, who. by the way, thinks natural gas is an alternative to fossil fuel. If it’s “natural,” it’s got to be good, if you’re a Lefty. (Maybe we should start calling capitalism “natural,” since that’s what it is.)
I have asked myself if this women is that dumb or is she just playing dumb? For someone who has a college education, she sure doesn’t show it. Now you know why she was a bartender. No one would hire her. Supposedly her FICO score is only 430 with two evictions and she is on a Finance Committee. My cat has a higher score. Are all young people her age like her?
No. They’re just playing dumb. That way they can make you look like a fool trying to explain the obvious to them.
Without air travel you can be sure the elite will be flying all over the world. We serfs will just be made to feel guilty for what someone did in 1703 or whatever.
Riddle me this: What did socialists use before candles?
Answer: Light bulbs.
By George I think you’ve got it. I used to cringe when that dumb bastard Romney kept saying about Obama “he’s out of touch he doesn’t get it he doesn’t know how to improve the economy or create jobs.” They know damn well what they’re doing and to whom.
NHTom is right. They will still fly everywhere, us peasants will be on the train. The short range and long charge time for electric cars means that we wouldn’t be traveling long distances, making it easier to keep us in our place. Disarm the uppity serfs as well, then we’d have to take what we were given. The rest is window dressing.
Exactly what I was gonna say, Twell. We’re all equal, but some are “more” equal.
I actually agree with the part of eliminating cow farts. In my opinion, the best way to do that is to increase my consumption of medium-rare beef. Served with a side of baked potato and a beer. Have to have some dietary balance after all…
You got your solids and your liquids. Doesn’t get more balanced than that.
Pelosi will have Alexithymia Ocashew-Cortex gone by or, stifled by June.
It’s bad for her brand.
That way, Nanners can appear to be the “rational” one.
Why stifle the one who’s drawing in donations from the same crazies who refused to support Hildabeast? The party reaps the money, and in a while after that, Cortex shoots herself in the foot with more cow-farts manifestos, and the moderates finally seize control and nominate somebody like Biden, trying to convince America that the Donks are not the commie scum we know them to be.
Biden.
Hayzeus Christie on a rubber crutch — BIDEN.
Gonna be a long slog to 2020.
Big Liberals got this thing where they just “say stuff” they know it’s goofy stupid and oozes absurdity but they also know who’s soaking it up.
It’s become clearly evident that this new fangled Democrat has become an all time evil and at the same time their oblivious minions an all time stupid.
Unlike Republicans or patriotic Conservatives Liberal Democrats are action oriented, have a grand plan and are making mad progress carrying it out via nudge gradualism and incrementalism.
Keep in mind when we elected President Trump we merely bought America 4 more years. To bad we aren’t as action oriented.
If they think terrorism is a problem now, with air travel, just wait for the high speed train nightmare. How are you going to safeguard 100’s of miles of track? A towel head could remove a rail anywhere along the line and the whole train is going in the shitter. Don’t bother with TSA, it won’t matter if there’s a bomb on board.
Jerry Brown has focused his attention on building a $100-billion high speed rail system that overlooks the need to move commuters from the burbs to the train depots.
Having been made aware of this oversight he is studying a proposal to give residents the SHITS (Speedy High Induction Transit System) system. It would involve installing a rail gun type launcher under every street in the city that would lead to the depots. Users would have a VLLTM (very large Loony Toons magnet) shoved up their ASS (Acceleration Systems Slot) and be accelerated along the track to the station. They could choose their travel time by controlling their rate of acceleration and deceleration using a simple computer program to determine the maximum G-force they feel they can survive but not less than a minimum six or eight G’s so as not to slow down the whole system. They would just enter their mass and max G’s they could stand over the minimum and the system would do the rest. This is how simple it is: https://rechneronline.de/g-acceleration/. An app would be available for all electronic devices equipped with L-1 or L-2 relays (navy interior communications allusion). I figger that accelerating to 600 mph in one second would produce a force of 61.18 g’s but if you weren’t in a hurry a ten second acceleration would only place you under a 6.2 G stress. Eight G’s would only require 7.5 seconds to get to speed. At this rate of acceleration the magnet would have to be secured in place with some sort of AH (ASS (automated speed stabilization) hatch) so as not to be expelled during the launch phase. Of course you would have to decelerate too and a MH (mouth hatch) would be required to prevent the VLLTM from shooting out your nose.
Launching stations would be required so as to not create traffic jams. The TITS (totally integrated travel system) and ASS system will automatically make all necessary calculations for your trip. You would be robotically loaded into a clip like device, bent over and the VLLTM shoved up your ASS port then you would be precisely aligned over the magnetic rail and gently slammed into launch position (on all fours) and released. At your high speed rail destination the T & A system would rip the VLLTM from wherever it wound up and automatically slam your bleeding ass into your ASSIGNED (automatic seating system integrated green neutrality environmental designated) seat for your trip to your destination depot. You could then walk (laughing my ass off at this) to your final destination or use LOOSER (low order operating system environmentally responsible) which would be based on the SHITS system but operating at lower G’s but requiring you to provide and insert your own LSBM (low speed butt module). If you could not afford a LSBM of your own a communal BM would be made available.
And some of you think he’s jokin’. Don’t think that Kommiefornia Dimocrats won’t buy into this. Hah!
Nice one, Robert.
Trading cow farts for unicorn farts.
Moonbats no longer need to travel to the moon for meetings or socializing……..Washington DC is far closer & gathering in the Democrat controlled House of Representatives will save billions in travel expense & reduce the pollution of not only our atmosphere but space as well due to the reduced travel…..All we need to do first is determine what the fuel which powers their broom is in order to know what we will need to eliminate . Any body got a clue?
Cow Farts!….Gotta be careful, remember all the giant animals which used to roam the grass lands in North America , Eurasia & Africa as recent as the last Ice Age.
The Neanderthal people tried & failed to reduce giant animal farts as they were following these huge animals & plugging the offending body orifice`s with corks . There was limited success but unfortunately the Neanderthal people were trampled into extinction by the resulting stampedes. Maybe robots is the answer. You cant be too careful when you mess with mother nature.
That is my Green Environmental thoughts for the day.
I calculate that there are not enough people living in my county, working twenty four hours a day for over ten years to process the building permits and environmental impact statements for every structure in the county.
Years ago I bought Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged but was intimidated
by its nearly 900 pages. I waited until the story was put out on
3 DVDs. All this did was confirm my every suspicion about the dangers
of socialism. The proto-Democrats endorsed the French Terror. They
also embraced Karl Marx and Charles Darwin. No matter where you
fall on the issue of creationism vs evolution, or whichever side you fall on, micro vs macro evolution, Darwin was an unscientific crackpot.
Fast forward to the 2oth century. The Democrats were orgiastic over
Lennon and Marx. They swooned over Margaret Sanger and the eugenics
movement. Uncle Adolf actually credited Sanger as being the one who
inspired his Final Solution. Speaking of Hitler, the Donks loved him
until he committed the original sin of attacking their one true love:
the mass murderer Joseph Stalin.
Let me back up to the 19th century. The Donks were also the party of
slavery, the KKK, lynching, Jim Crow laws, segregation, and violently
opposed integration all the way to the middle 1960s. Have I missed
anything? Oh yeah, forced bussing all the way into the early 1980s.
My Margarita fueled rant would not be complete without mentioning
that in the late 60s to early 70s, they were calling our soldiers “baby
killers,” and spitting in their faces. Some of these assholes are now
elected Democrats. By the 80s, we witnessed a liberal “ethicist”
who claimed a right to abort babies AFTER they were born. (and
you thought this was a new idea?) They also spawned “death with
dignity laws,” that would allow the government to euthanize the
elderly. It took less than twenty years to go from the euthanasia laws
in Germany to the extermination camps under the Nazi regime.
Now fast forward to the present. We are being asked to lie down on
the altar and be sacrificed to the Goddess Gaia. If we do not accept the
fallacy that an industrial economy can be powered by unicorn farts,
we will have to join Winston Smith and Julia in the Chestnut Tree Cafe
while we await the bullet to the back of our heads!
Collectivist ideology is as dangerous as the religion of death. There is no
way to escape this fact! In the early 90s, George Will rattled off a list
of quotes heaping orgasmic praise of Castro, Ortega, Ho Chi Minh, Mao,
the cannibal Idi Amin, among others. When the token conservative
asked the liberals on This Week With David Brinkley who was the author,
not one of them said, Jimmy Carter the man that lectured Americans on
their “Irrational” fear of communism.
The Democrat party has not missed an opportunity to come out in favor
of collectivism. They have become a death cult that would put Islam
to shame. The green dictatorship the Democrats are now advancing
would (if fully implemented,) kill billions!
At the end of the day, the final scene in disk 3 of Atlas Shrugged, socialism
resulted in the lights going out across America. If we embrace Gaia, we
embrace empty shelves, no medicines, no innovation, no advancement
in technology. Without progress and capitalism, we DIE!
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