Joke Of The Day

First, I must say how much I enjoyed the SOTU. Obungler used to bring guests to the SOTU but he never mentioned them. Trump does. And he hits home runs with them. Bringing a Holocaust survivor and one of the soldiers who liberated him was a master stroke. And then leading Congress in Happy Birthday. As someone wrote on Twitter, “Directing Congress singing Happy Birthday to a Holocaust survivor. Worst Nazi ever!”

He touted the wonderful economy and the jobless numbers and the Dimocrats had to sit there looking glum. Schumer scowled. The anti-Semitic Somali bitch cried. Occasional-Kotex and Bernie looked glum when Trump said we would never be a socialist nation.

Maxipad Waters, civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis, and Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson skipped the event. No big loss. All three are racist, anti-American assholes.

Here’s a joke Art sent me that reflects how I feel about Dimocrats.

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such
a good idea.

“Do you enjoy it?” The doctor asked.

“Actually, yes, I do,” she answered.

“Does it hurt you?” he asked.

“No. I rather like it,” she responded.

“Well, then,” the doctor continued, “there’s no reason that you
shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s what you like, so long as you
take care not to get pregnant.”

The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”

“Of course,” the doctor replied. “Where do you think people like Harry
Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chuck
Schumer, Maxine Waters and Barak Obama come from?”

9 comments on “Joke Of The Day

  1. And did you see them squirm and cringe when he mentioned that we formally recognized Jerusalem as Israel’s true capital and (finally) moved our embassy there? Masterful!

  2. Not sure why Boomers cling onto the 6 gorillion tears narrative but, whatever. Not many I know see that as paramount discussion every time there is a discussion. I guess over the years the Neo-Totskyites have convinced elders they must continue to self-loathe without question.

  3. Dammit, Denny, thinkin’ about POTUS leadin’ them is song caused a mental image of The Rev. DJT directing the church choir (made up of all Dims) dressed in robes and singin’ spirituals. It’s scary ’cause if that much evil was gathered in one place, I’m pretty sure the Lord would continuously strike it with lightnin’ ’til the ground was sterilized, and I’d hate to lose Trump that way.
    As for the joke, I first heard that lawyers were the result of anal sex, but I guess Dim politicians works, too.

  4. Outstanding – especially the joke. That really needs to be shared with everyone since it clearly explains the ATOW winners!

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