Ron didn’t watch the SOTU. That hasn’t prevented him from having thoughts about it and Dimocrat dingbats.

Donno what it is, but I woke up in a bad mood again this mornin. Like I’m off my feed or somethin. Prob’ly ‘cause I’ve had a stiff neck for about 3 days now and it’s kinda gettin on my nerves.

Oh, well . . . maybe a lidocaine patch, and some virulent coffee, and a ham sammidge. Oughta clean off my desktop, too. Yeah, that might help.

Maintained my perfect record of never watchin politicians speechifyin. Dint watch The Donald try to trigger SanFranNan and irritate Schmucky’s bowels. Most CERTAINLY dint watch the Dem rebuttal to whatever he said, or didn’t say. Prolly somethin like this:

Did catch Mad Maxie’s pre-empt tirade . . . couldn’t help it. Didn’t get to the remote in time. Sheeesh, what a waste of protoplasm that witch is. Constantly putting fifty dollars’ worth of energy into fifty cents’ worth of problem where Trump is involved.

Gotta be tough to see anything clearly under that dark cloud of ethics always hangin over her. Quote the raven, “Nevermore!”

Wonder if she’s ever heard of the practice of fact checking . . . wonder if she’s ever heard of facts . . . wonder if she’s ever heard of reality. “He’s told 6,000 lies since he’s been in office. We documented it.”

Maxipad’s meltdown.

Maxine trying to contemplate the essence of Trump is like Rain Man trying to contemplate the mind of Sir Isaac Newton or Inspecteur Clouseau contemplating cause and effect.

Maybe I’m just gettin old. I mean, hell . . . I can remember when SNL was funny. Even when Garfield was funny. As a matterafact, I can recall a time when you could tell a joke without offending EVERY-goddam-body.

I’m sure DJT talked about a lotta things specifically designed to piss off libs and tout his accomplishments while dissing their churlish resistance. But I don’t really care, ‘cause he couldn’t change Dems’ minds with anything short of a scalpel.

Things. Walls, big pharma, perpetual war in Shitholistan . . . they come and they go, I reckon. Nothin I can do to stop ‘em, or about ‘em, or with ‘em. Just gripe and keep on keepin on.

In the 70s we were concerned about the coming of a new ice age; in the 80s it was acid rain; then in the 90s it was ozone depletion; for the first 10 years of the 21st century, it was global warming; now it’s climate change, which nobody can predict for sure one way or t’other. Fifty years’ worth of Chicken-Little alarmism to fund PhD candidates, out-of-work climatologists, computer geeks, and lab rats.

And the media — if they get info about a story that they can’t substantiate, they just make up somethin outta misquotes, outta bias, outta context. The only counter terrorism I see around here happens when Reggie gets a bucket of shrimp or crab or squid and stands at the sink preparing ‘em for cookin, which is designed specifically to terrorize ME.

And here’s the journalistic standard of proof for journalists today: “I got it from some very reliable gossip which corroborated a written statement found on a restroom wall in St. Louis.”

D.C. has become a hotbed of resisto-illogicism, and half the elected officials in Congress have morphed into freaks and act like geeks and join tweety cliques. We don’t have a barrier at our southern border, just some annoying speed bumps in a few places.

Y’know . . . maybe Trump is goin about gettin his wall built in the wrong way. If he came out in FAVOR of sanctuary cities and states and AGAINST any kind of physical barrier on the southern border, Pelosi would have the damned thing built before Labor Day.

Eh-h-h-h, so what. This planet is a tiny, tiny speck in a vast and hostile universe. Everything we’ve ever known, figured out, or produced will one day be consumed in fire as the sun runs out of fuel and goes red giant.

As to the meantime, I must force myself to remember that I am a male, a white male, a cisgender white male, a conSERvative cisgender white male who has actually read a few books, including the Bible, and knows what INRI and SPQR and ISIL actually stand for . . . which makes me an evil, racist, anti-semitic, Islamophobic Satanist.

If I really loved the earth and humanity, I prob’ly should go off to some arroyo or barranco in the Sonoran desert, cover myself with sand and brush, and ignominiously return to the soil whence we all came.

But, nah . . . gotta clean off my desktop and have that sammidge first. And maybe go get a Krispy Kreme chocoglaze for that dark French roast pod sittin in the Keurig funnel thingy.

I’m looking forward to Trump’s speech. Trump will rattle off some good news, the Republicans will cheer and Dimocrats will sit on their hands. Once again he’ll prolly bring up the record low unemployment numbers for Africans and the Congresional African Caucus will sit on their hands like that’s a bad thing. Actually it is a bad thing. How can they exploit victimhood if there are less victims?

Speaking of the CAC, at least two members will be absent. Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson is skipping the address. One of my readers, Gary C, said it was prolly because Hank thought with all of the people on the House side, the Capitol might tip over.

Civil rights icon Racist pig John Lewis won’t be there because he still thinks Trump is an illegitimate president. It’s funny that when there is a Dimocrat president, Dimocrats tell us we must respect the office, but all that goes out the window when there is a Republican president.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Dimocrat.

Speaking of hypocrisy, howza ’bout that clown show in Virginia? Turns out Ralph “Coonman” Northam, the Dimnocrat governor, is a racist. How did the opposition research staff of his Republican opponent miss this? Parody tweeter Sean Spicier has a tweet about this.

After seeing how the GOP did with opposition research on Northam, it’s no wonder we were never able to find Obama’s real birth certificate

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 4, 2019

And now we find out the Dimocrat Lt. governor has been accused of assault. Of course, since he’s a Dimocrat we must be careful of these allegations, unlike the ones made against Kavanaugh. Remember, the rules are different for Dimocrats. The Keith Ellison assault allegations have been swept under the rug.

“Virginia is for lovers.” Unless you love babies. I’ve now figgered out why liberals are against capital punishment. They sympathize with the murderers because they are murderers too. Professional courtesy.

Speaker Blinky will be rooted to her chair. Prolly with a permanent frown.

I wonder if Schmuck Schumer is gonna have to keep Joe Manchin from standing up like he had to last year?

I will not be watching Abrams Tank’s response. It will be pure bullshit. We in Georgia dodged a bullet by not electing her governor. Now we’re gonna have to make sure she doesn’t get elected to the Senate in 2020.

All the hoopla is over. Atlanta can return to normal. Geez! That’s all it’s been for the last week. The Atlanta Urinal and Constipation had a special Super Bowl section every day last week.

I read that roof on the stadium worked. It took forever to get that sucker working and the opening of the new stadium was pushed back because of that.

I hear the game sucked. I wouldn’t know since I didn’t watch it. There is a local station that runs classic TV shows and I watched a Wild Wild West show I had recorded earlier and an episode of Columbo.

The NFL lost me when it didn’t quash the protests when it should have (Pete Rozelle wouldn’t have put up with that bullshit) and then doubled down in 2017 when the owners linked arms and some of them knelt with the kneegroes. They addressed it in the offseason but it was too little too late and then they wimped out on that policy. Too many of the owners are SJWs. I’m looking at you Arthur Blank. What do you think of the increasing anti-Semitism of the party you support? Your business partner at Home Depot, Bernie Marcus, is the smart one. He’s a Republican.

I just read that the ratings for the game hit a ten year low. Looks like I’m not the only one who doesn’t like the woke NFL.

The Rams said they prolly wouldn’t have gone to the White House if they won. Don’t have to worry about that losers. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brady and Belichick are both Trump fans. MAGA!

Another one from Russ P.

Another not metal post.

The Sarabande from Bach’s Cello Suite #5 which he transcribed for lute.

Another one from Ron in Ohio. (more…)

Once again we have co-winners. I’m giving it to Kathy Tran, the Virginia Dimocrat who introduced the infanticide bill in Virginia and Dimocrat Virginia governor, Ralph Northam who also believes in infanticide. In an odd twist of karma, it appears Northam is also a racist.

So, is he the dude in blackface or the dude in the KKK outfit? But as someone on Twatter pointed it, it’s not the blackface or the KKK hood, it’s the smirk.

Heck of a way to kick off Black History Month.

If he were a Republican he would have been forced to resign by now.