Ron rants.

Sleeped rill gud lass nite. Fed the furry guys some stuff The Regg mixed up for ‘em, and ‘bout 2300 Lance’s innards decided they’d had quite enuf of that junk, so he told me he was gonna hurl. I’d been asleep for ‘bout 3 hours by that time. Nice thing to wake up to.

Got up and maneuvered his crippled ass out the back door just in time . . . he barfed on the bricks just below the sliding-door frame. So I sloshed that with a bucket of water, brought him back in, and slid ‘tween the sheets again. Woke up at 0601. Over 8½ hours’ sleep total.

A bit disoriented by so much unaccustomed shut-eye, I woke up iMac, who immediately started flashin black people’s faces in MY face, somethin’ bout Black History Month. Yeah, right. I gotta tell ya, I’m j-u-s-t a bit weary of this Smollet dude. That’s one face I could do without seein, for at least the rest of my life.

But . . . not good to hate, is it. Lotta candidates out there if hatin’s your thing. Soundbyte Al, Max Maxipad, “I-comb-my-hair-with-a-balloon” Bernie, Komisar Klobuchar, I’m Asparagus, “Slept-my-way-to-fame” Kamel(a), “It-was-my-TURN-goddamit” Shrillary, “Pardon-me-while-I-fondle-your-daugher” Gropey Joe . . . . . list goes on and on, donit?

But I’m not gonna fall into that trap. In fact,

I refuse to hate black panthers.

I refuse to hate socialists.

I refuse to hate hypocritical entertainers.

I refuse to hate overpaid athletes.

I refuse to hate corrupt politicians.

Hate accomplishes nothing.

But, I reserve the right to continue to despise Harry Reid, J.F. Kerry, and Hillary Rodham, with a particular loathing for B. Hussein Soetoro, ValJar, Soros, Al Green, Jackson-Lee, and maybe 14,609 more I’ve read about over the past few years.

And Kalipornia . . . sheeeesh! Run by serial dipwads who genuinely believe that intense study of phrenology and dedication to the code of free lunch for parasites is crucial for the success of their unicorn and Tinker-Belle reality. Entirely useless, but too stupid to realize it.

Like in the People’s Republic of San Francisco with its fine homeless neighborhoods, SJW safe spaces, genderless personal pronouns, and badly Spanish-speaking descendants of the self-destructing Maya who liked to cut the hearts out of sacrificial morons and stack their skulls to make heiaus.

I mean, hey – guys . . . according to Judaeo-Christian tradition, God created man and woman. All the other genders were created by Democrat failed abortions. And don’t you think it’s just wrong for all those Hondurans and Guatemalans to sneak in here and take jobs away from our Mexicans?

And oh-by-the-way – retagging “socialism” as “democratic socialism” doesn’t mean it’s gonna work any better than calling horse droppings “biodegradable waste material.” It’s still just horseshit.

Lemme ‘splain DACA for y’all: Somebody breaks into your house. You come home from work and find them living there, a man who speaks no English and his little girl, eating your food and using your facilities.

You call the police, but they inform you that your neighbors took a vote which declares the girl completely guiltless because her father brought her there. They say that you now have to take care of her, feed her, clothe her, pay for her health care and education.

And since she would become basically an orphan and ward of the state if her father goes to jail for trespassing, all charges against him have been withdrawn . . . AND, you have to keep him in the house with his daughter, feed him, and so on.

That’s the essence of DACA.

Many of the 2020 Dem hopefuls, such as Elizabeth Ocasio-O’Rourke, are listing so heavily to port that they make the farting cows of The View seem conservative. And in the post-Trump era, they’ll very likely be running everything. Now THERE’s a happy picture.

The reason mice die in mousetraps is that it never occurred to them WHY the cheese is free. If socialism is SO good and capitalism is SO bad, then why don’t the caravans head for Venezuela?

And consider the scholastic chops of some of our “leaders” with degrees (mostly Juris Doctor) from prestigious universities:

Lieawatha — irrecoverably delusional and unabashedly ethnically confused

Hillary — a postmenopausal career loser, extortionist, and professional whiner

Bernie — an addlepated hippy with a rumpled logic center who wants the nomination of a political party to which he doesn’t belong and can’t make up his mind which of his three houses he wants to launch his official Socialism run from

Gropey Joe – who left the Senate to spend his declining years as an insurance policy for a narcissistic, overeducated, egotistical closet Muslim

“Spartacus” Booker — a dim-witted, deer-in-the-headlights flip-flopper who just wants to slip into DingleBarry’s mixed-race-but-I’m-black-for-the-votes-and-sympathy shoes while they’re still warm, the intellectual depth of a tortilla and the managerial capacity of a bottle cap

“Pedo” O-Rookie – like Hillary, famous for being famous, I guess . . . lanky Celtic dude who managed to convinced himself he’s Chicano – still, MA in English and as much name recognition as the alphabet networks could scrounge up for him

And Occasionally-Confused – the “future of the Left,” with her barely-above 400 credit rating, two evictions, tabula rasa résumé, and “12 years to Apocalypse” prophecy with a degree in ECONOMICS

Wow! Just like their Magic Negro – educated well beyond their capacity to comprehend reality.

Nothin I can do about it, tho. Just figger out what I’m gonna eat for lunch and then go out to lop the tops offa the weeds in the back yard.

And speakin of faces, here’s my standard for female pulchritude:

Here’s my touchstone for female decrepitude:

and here’s my benchmark for female ineptitude: