Ron in Ohio sent me a joke that I’m gonna alter and use.
A college professor was giving a lecture and said; “Fame will only come to you after you finally succeed.”
AOC: “Who is this guy named ‘Seed’ and how do I meet him?”
Kamala Harris: His real name is Willie Brown
Ilhan Omar: Will it work if I suck my brother?
Amy Klobucher: Can I do it through a comb?
Kirsten Gillibrand: Only if he’s for abortion up to and including birth.
Chief Sitting bullshit Warren: What tribe is he from?
Hope they all search for Success.
Anderson Cooper: “Been there; done that.”
Bill Clinton: “That’s what I told Monica.”
Hillary Clinton: “You want another black eye, Bill?”
Liam Neeson: “Is he black? I’ll kill ‘im.”
Jussie Smollett: “Will he take a check?”
Freddie Mercury: “I [redacted] . . .”
To you Denny, your alteration, and the previous commenters, I thank you all. I usually would have found some nonsensical alternative to the punch line – But – With my wife in the hospital for over a week and my focus on her and none other, my attention has been away from all things not pertaining to her until her discharge last night. I’m just playing catch-up tonight as she sleeps and is growing stronger and hopefully, totally cured.
Again – Thank you all. I’ve missed Denny and all of the rest of you.
RiO- hope she’s mending and you’re gettin’ some rest.