85% of statistics are made up on the spot.” – Larry the Cable Guy.

Remember the bogus statistic on plastic straws? Some middle schooler had a science project that stated that we used and threw away some incredible number of plastic straws. The Fake News Media and the environuts picked it up and ran with it. It was made up. It had no scientific basis. We now have anothe bullshit statistic.

A new report on paper use says Americans are flushing away Canadian forests.

Oh no, eh!

A new report on paper use says Americans are flushing away Canadian forests.

Devastating, eh!

The U.S. consumes more toilet paper than any other country, almost three rolls per person each week. And the brands they choose to use aren’t sustainable, with hardwood trees being pulped to create the soft toilet paper consumers want. Following the United States’ annual use of 141 rolls of toilet paper per capita is Germany with 134 rolls and the United Kingdom with 127. Japanese consumers average 91 rolls annually, while the Chinese average just 49.

Three rolls a week! Do you know anyone who goes through three rolls of toilet paper a week? In my case it’s the reverse. A roll of toilet paper last me at least three weeks, prolly longer. That means to offset my usage someone has to be using a lot more than three rolls a week. How can anyone go through three rolls of toilet paper a week? That’s one hell of a lot of ass wiping or in the case of females, other area wiping. Can you imagine how many times one person would have to go to the to the john to use three rolls of toilet paper a week?

I know. Teenagers are TPing a lot of houses. That’s the ticket. It’s the only thing that could possibly explain that bogus statistic.

Sheesh!

Crooked Cankles could have used some.

Thanks to Pres for the image.