Ron on the release of the Mueller Report.

Great Gobs of Gopher Guts!! What the hell is WRONG with the libturds! Every time I look for something to watch on TV today, all I get is blather about the frikkin Mueller report.

For two years . . . TWO FARGIN YEARS! . . . the resistadores have claimed to have seen hard evidence, documents, witness statements proving beyond doubt that the Trump campaign team collaborated with Russia to deny HRC the presidency.

EVIDENCE! Tangible, credible, incontrovertible EVIDENCE that DJT broke campaign laws and acted treasonably in his quest for the White House. And Mueller would be their Perry Mason to ferret out the evil and perp walk him away in cuffs.

Schiff made that claim so many times I lost count. At least 20 separate times. And now he, and Nadler, and Schumer, and the majority of House Dems insist that the Attorney General break black-letter law by releasing a classified document which could very easily destroy the lives and careers of people Mueller checked out but didn’t indict because he knew his opinions and suspicions wouldn’t hold up in a trial because of insufficient facts and/or lack of corroboration.

Unless some fairly high-level magistrate orders him to release it in toto, Barr cannot just spill grand jury testimony all over the feeding troughs at CNN and MSNBC. If he did, he’d be setting himself up for his own indictment on felony charges.

But the left is so delusional in its Trump Derangement Syndrome that it either doesn’t care about that or is just pandering to the ignorant masses in its voting base by saying, “Hey, if they DON’T release it immediately and without redaction, that’s proof of a coverup.”

Tell ya what, guys . . . if Jesus bar Joseph (aka The Christ) appeared in the flesh, preempted media news centers, and announced unequivocally on all channels that Trump had nothing to do with collusion or collaboration or coercion in that election but Hillary did via the “dossier,” they’d crucify him again for being part of the coverup conspiracy.

And some of ‘em would want to investigate Jehovah Himself for playing favorites and interfering in our politics. What? What’s that you say? How about all those dead Democrats voting multiple times? Aliens voting? Ballot-box stuffing? Ballot boxes being lost in transit from conservative districts? Nah . . . no evidence of any of that exists anywhere. Just urban myths and sour grapes because Hillary won the popular vote.

I think I’d more quickly believe that Tsoukalos guy, the one with the hairdo by 220 vac who’s become rich with his Ancient Alien carny show, than anything Schiff or Schumer have to say about Trump.

Hell, his “evidence” for extraterrestrials in the ancient past bioengineering human intelligence makes more sense than assholes who insist we have a crisis at the border for 20 years but suddenly realize everything down there is fine once Trump takes office.

And as for plots, schemes, ruses, subterfuges, and conspiracies, the witch whom Trump beat in that election makes him look like a red-shirt rookie. Her entire LIFE as been a series of dirty tricks and dodges designed to let her get away with something. In fact, that seems to be her raison d’etre, gettin away with shit.

SHE’s the one who should’ve been investigated and indicted. She has no ethics, no morals, no principles, and no shame, only greed, self-delusion, lust for power, and the personality of a pit viper.

Schiff and Nadler’s continuing “investigation” into Trump’s activities is nothing more than taxpayer-funded opposition research for the DNC. And it seems to me that the average Joe on the street is really weary of this entire $30 million fishing expedition which yielded only a dying blowfish, a flounder, two confused sand sharks, and a bunch of diseased mullet.

I doubt the average person in Murka can define collusion, or obstruction of justice, or emoluments, or even conspiracy and really couldn’t care less about them in light of what Trump has accomplished so far since 2016. He most certainly hasn’t been butt-buddies with Putin, and he’s been donating much of his salary to charities supporting veterans and disaster victims.

Many snowflakes, broke-dicks, and Hillary supporters may still not like him, but I doubt they like Nadler or Schiff or Schumer to any greater degree. Time to turn off the fire under the revenge pot and take it completely off the damned stove.

Seems to me that the Intelligence, Oversight, Ways and Means, and Judiciary committees have more important issues to look into than finding witches where there are none and capturing trash fish who committed offenses on which the statutes of limitations have run out.