Ron rants.

Ever’ day, EVER’ day . . . a new pain somewhere. Yesterday it was starboard inner thigh, like a groin pull, day before that, shoulder. Today, port foot, inside of the arch. Funny thing, tho . . . once I get up and move around for a few minnits, the mysterious phantom pains disappear, ‘cept for the thumbs . . . they hurt ALL the time, and I can’t seem to remember that movin my right arm above shoulder height is gonna hurt like hell.

What I’d LIKE to go away is politics. And the fake news it gins up. Can’t stand to watch ANY news programs any more ‘cept Bret Baier and OAN. Seems like everybody in the political spectrum disappoints, disturbs, and discourages me.

Like SanFranNan, the addlepated hypocritical relic who still considers herself relevant, managed to deflect a slap on the wrist to an overtly anti-American anti-Semite and turn it into an off-topic “Don’t mess with Islam” and “Do As We Say, Not As We Do” meaningless waste of air and paper.

Under her misdirected direction, Dems managed to simultaneously throw a meatless bone to the dog and a red herring at Ilhan Omar’s anti-Semitism with a resolution saying in essence, “We’re sorry if anyone misinterpreted stuff some of our young people may, or may NOT, have said, and condemn those who made the misinterpretation . . . and besides, we dindu nuffin – so what’s the big deal?”

All I have for Pelosi, the Queen of Nonversation, is a slight editing of Hamlet’s self-recrimination over his reluctance to avenge his father’s death:

O, that her too too sullied flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

And that the rising sun of the day hence

Would crisp her like the undead ghoul she is.

How the HELL could she go to mass and get the mark from a priest on her forehead for Ash Wednesday! That stuff should’ve burnt into her dessicated botoxed skin like holy water on a vampire.

And then Omar (D-New Somalia), out of a deep sense of taqiyya, voted for the thing, completely misinterpreting Spock’s “Live long and prosper” and altering it to “Lie long and pester.” She’s about as American as the bloodthirsty false god she promotes.

And AOC, the Very Reverend Preacher of the Church of Universal Freebies . . . she wants to save the planet – not the country, but the planet – while misappropriating campaign and PAC funds at the same time proposing to spend $90 TRILLION bucks on her “Green New Deal.”

Sheeesh, it’d be cheaper to just buy every American family a new house and a Prius than initiate the Bronx Bolshevik’s vision for the future – complete elimination of noxious and greenhouse gases from fossil fuels, unicorn-powered chariots, zero livestock flatulence, pixie-dust-driven airplanes, unending electricity from wind farms and solar panels, and re-usable bags for carrying all the free merchandise produced by magic elves in the Enchanted Forest.

And there’s Bernie, of course, the antique Brooklyn Socialist who walks into a bar and shouts out “Free Drinks for EVERYone!! Who’s buying?” Poor, pitiful Bernie – running frantically on a treadmill to nowhere, expecting the 12 years of indoc and brainwashing to kick in to make young ignorant socialists vote for him. Sometimes I think he’s just a GOP plant.

And don’t forget about Komisar Klobuchar, the equal-opportunity abuser and harasser. We also have Pedo, Kamelnose, Asparagus, Fauxcahontas, and sooner or later after the pretenders have shot their wads and run out of money, Her Rotten Heinous and prob’ly Gropey Joe.

Looks to me as if the Klowns are gonna need a bigger Kar. And I’ll betcha if we could film HRC’s arrest, conviction, sentencing, and execution and play it as a series on pay-per-view, we could wipe out the national debt with the proceeds.

In the meantime, I’m still waiting for someone to logically explain for me the upside to open borders. Every president and every candidate FOR president in the past 40 years has said that we have a national crisis going on with our southern border. But as soon as DJT wants to do something about it, suddenly the idea of stemming the flow of illegals is immoral and destructive to our economy.

The primary reason Democrats oppose Trump’s declaration of a national emergency on the border, other than being Donald J. Trump, is that it tends to interfere with their new-voter registration drive.

Too bad I’m on a statin drug for hypercholesterolaemia . . . I could use a stiff drink — sev’ral times a day these days.