Building Permit
From my buddy Pres.
Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building
permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun
turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going
to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me!
Speaking of mosques, remember the outrage at the mosques that were shot up in New Zealand? Oh those poor Moslems! What about the churches that were blown up in Sri Lanka? Geez! I wonder who was responsible for the 200+ Christians who were killed? Oh, I’m sorry, they weren’t Christians, they were “Easter worshipers”. Do you think it might be members of the Religion of Peace® who were behind this? And what about all of the churches in France that have been burned or desecrated over the last four years?
Islam has declared war on us. Unfortunately, we refuse to admit that to ourselves. Instead, we keep importing more and more of these 7th Century savages. Here in the US we allow them to serve in Congress.
We’re doomed!
